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John?
John?
Your bike's here. John?
John?
(sensual music playing on TV)
(chuckling): Well, look at that,
there's boobies on my TV.
Ooh!
Get out of here!
I'm telling Mom!
(gunshots,
horse neighing over TV)
(sensual music playing)
John?
Hello.
What-What're you doing?
I was doing tai chi
and then I realized
that I was
continually being bombarded
by subatomic particles
and it behooves me, perhaps,
to pay slightly closer
attention to them.
Maybe "chi" is the
ancient Chinese word
for the subatomic
universe.
You're scaring me, John.
Well, there's nothing
to be scared of.
Tomorrow, somebody will win
the Nobel Prize
about these
particles...
not me.
But I'm experiencing them
firsthand... (laughs)
...which could be better.
Why don't you come down
and experience them
on the floor?
I think I just felt
a neutrino. (laughing)
You know, neutrinos
are interesting.
They never bond with anything,
they're always alone.
I think that one went
right through my pants.
All right,
why don't we
go downstairs,
and I'll fix us both
a nice cup of hot tea
and you can tell me
all about it.
Please?
Okay.
It was my dream
to win the Nobel,
and I'm not going to.
I bet Sheldon will.
(chuckles)
That'll be something.
Yeah.
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