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Good night, baby.
Night, Mama.
Love you.
Love you, too.
Oh, hello.
I was just brushing my teeth
like I do every night.
(laughs nervously)
Nothing new there.
You all right?
Yes. I'm cool.
I'm very cool.
Tell Sheldon what cool means.
Hush.
Sweet dreams.
Love you.
Love you, too,
'cause you're my mom.
(laughs nervously)
You're so weird.
More than usual?
No, I guess not.
Perfect.
ADULT SHELDON:
To avoid looking suspicious,
I tried to interactwith mymom
as little as possible.
Thankfully, it's rude to speak
with your mouth full.
You look tired, baby.
Sleep okay?
Mm-hmm.
So how big a tax refund
you think we're gonna get?
Mm.
Mornin'.
Mornin'.
I slept in the nude last night.
Felt every little breeze.
Thank you for sharing that.
You're welcome.
Fight, you cowards, fight!
You fight, Skeletor.
Mare, we got any batteries?!
MARY: Look in the drawer
by the refrigerator.
ADULT SHELDON: There was only
so much food I could eat,
so I started avoiding my mother
whenever possible.
(gasps)
(whispering)
What are you doing in there?
(whispering):
Keeping your secret.
You got to pull it together.
This is me pulling it together.
Pull harder.
MARY: Find 'em?
Yeah. (chuckles)
Got 'em. Thanks.
You're very welcome.
Hey, have you noticed
anything off with Sheldon?
Uh, no, no, no.
Can't say that I have. Why?
He's been awful quiet, and,
at the risk of being indelicate,
he's gone several days
without a bowel movement.
How do you know that?
Well, I was worried about him,
so I took a look
in his potty journal.
He's still keeping
that thing, huh?
Oh, yeah, that's why he wanted
the Polaroid camera.
Uh, well,
I'm sure he's gonna be fine,
uh, but I'll keep an eye on him.
Thank you.
You got it.
(whispering): She's gone.
SHELDON: Thank you.
Batteries are in this drawer.
(knocking on door)
We got a problem.
I don't know how much longer
Sheldon can hold out.
This is why I did not want you
to write a check.
Well, I'm sorry,
but I didn't have
that kind of cash
lying around.
I do not want Mary to find out
about this.
Well, what about Sheldon?
The kid hasn't pooped
in days, he might pop.
Slip a little Metamucil into
his apple juice, he'll be fine.
Why don't we just come clean?
All right, sure,
we could do that.
You could rat me out
to Mary and...
I could tell her what you did
at the church picnic.
Come on.
Now you're just playing dirty.
We sink or swim together,
George.
We sink or swim together.
Grandmas are supposed
to be nice.
What went wrong with you?
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