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(chuckles) Boy, this
brings back some memories.
How come?
Well, when I was your age,
I was also taken to a university
to be studied.
Because they thought
you were really smart?
Because they thought
I was clinically insane.
And it wasn't just me.
Did you know that
when Albert Einstein
was a little boy,
his parents worried
there was something
wrong with him?
Because he couldn't
comb his hair?
No, that was a choice
he made later in life.
When he was young,
he wanted nothing to do
with other children,
and would often have
extreme temper tantrums.
He sounds like you.
I know.
Isn't it great?
Well, to be perfectly honest,
Sheldon has always avoided
children his own age.
Tell 'em about
temper tantrums.
They're not temper tantrums,
he just has strong opinions.
(chuckles)
Yeah,
like when you yell
and stomp your feet,
and slam the door
off its hinge.
They're scientists.
You can't trick 'em.
And, as for Missy,
she's just the opposite.
Loves to be around people
and other kids.
Makes friends easy.
Does she have temper
tantrums as well?
Nope.
She's very even-keeled.
Except for when she's eating.
You put your hand
near her face
when she's working
on a lamb chop,
she will bite off a finger.
(laughs)
Our daughter doesn't bite.
Right here,
Thanksgiving, 1986.
Was there anything unusual
about your pregnancy?
No, not that I remember.
Really?
You cried for, like,
seven months.
Those were tears of joy.
(weak laugh)
What about all those times
you punched me?
Punches of joy.
You're not gonna get much
out of Fred and Wilma here.
Why don't you just
get crackin' on the kids?
Okay, Sheldon, this first
battery of tests measures
basic problem-solving abilities.
Is the Kaufman test or the
Wechsler Intelligence Scale?
Are you familiar with those?
It's embarrassing, but I enjoy
a little light reading
in the bathroom.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Will I be timed?
Yes.
Fantastic.
(stopwatch clicks)
Okay, Missy,
the first thing
we're gonna do is test
your problem-solving ability.
Okay.
You ready?
I just have one question.
What's that?
Do you always wear
your hair up?
Uh, well, usually at work, yes.
I bet it looks cute down.
Thank you.
Okay,
you're all set.
Is that camera
gonna be on?
Yes.
Can you move it
over to that side?
Why?
If I've learned one thing
from school picture day,
it's that I look better
from that side.
Sure, I'll move it.
Okay...
And bring it a little closer.
How's that?
Great.
Okay.
(sighs)
Whenever you're ready.
Wait.
Do I have any Oreos
in my teeth?
No.
Ready to start?
One last thing.
Did you ever think of wearing
that white coat with a belt?
No.
You should.
'Cause you have
a very nice figure,
and it's lost in there.
Hey, check this out.
Did you see
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?
No.
You should.
'Cause there's a lot of
good science stuff in it.
(laughing)
Kudos on the question
"Which train gets
to St. Louis first?"
Hmm.
I have to tell you something.
Why don't you
finish the test first.
This can't wait.
The other doctor's
got a crush on you.
Oh, dear Lord.
Oh, um...
I don't...
I don't think so.
Let's get back to the test.
Okay.
Why? What did you see?
When you're not looking,
he stares at your tushy.
(whispering):
Really?
Imagine if you
wore the belt.
Clever girl.
That would accentuate
her buttocks.
I can't watch. Switch
it back to Sheldon.
Hot dog, syllogisms.
If all squares
are parallelograms,
and all squares
are rectangles,
then some parallelograms
are rectangles.
Who was this test
made for, children?
I'm bored.
Turn it back to Missy.
Go ahead.
This question about a train
going to "S-T" Louis
makes no sense.
DR. THORPE:
It's okay to guess.
Take your time, baby.
The meter's running.
(cash register dings)
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