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Tam, I need help navigating
a social situation.
I'm eating lunch
with you.
You think I
have the answer?
Dr. Linkletter
invited me
to a lecture on robotics,
but my meemaw said
he's only doing it
to spend time with her.
Are you asking if men do
sketchy things to get dates?
Yes.
Well, then, I
can help you.
Absolutely. Last week,
I told Jessica Geiger
I was an extra in
Karate Kid Part II.
Did it work?
Again,
I'm having lunch with you.
(phone rings)
Grant Linkletter.
This is Sheldon Cooper.
I'm speaking quietly
because I'm calling
from a library.
(whispers):
Hello, Sheldon.
Nice to hear from you.
Why are you whispering?
Are you in a library?
(whispers):
Good point. (clears throat)
(normal voice):
How can I help you?
My meemaw doesn't want
to take me to the lecture
because she thinks
that you're just using me
to spend time with her.
I see.
Well, you're
an intelligent young man.
What do you think?
I think she's wrong,
and you invited me
because you know I appreciate
the subject matter.
Exactly right.
You're even smarter
than I thought.
I knew it.
My meemaw couldn't be
more wrong.
STUDENT:
Shh!
Oh, like you were reading
a book anyway.
Good news.
You can take me to
the lecture after all.
(chuckling):
Why is that?
I told Dr. Linkletter
everything you--
Stop.
Come inside.
Why?
'Cause there's kids
in this neighborhood
who don't need to hear
the language I'm about to use.
What, exactly...
did you say
to Dr. Linkletter?
I said...
(quietly): Hello.
This is Sheldon Cooper.
I'm speaking quietly because
I'm calling from the library.
And he said...
Get to the point.
He's not using me
to spend time with you.
He said so.
You're wrong.
You had no business
calling him, Sheldon.
You seem upset.
Are you embarrassed
because you were wrong?
No.
Are you sure?
I would be.
I'm not wrong.
He's lying
to you, Sheldon.
Interesting. I don't
know who to believe.
Really?
You're gonna believe some guy
you barely know
over your own grandmother?
Well, one of them said
I'm really smart,
and one of them's
yelling at me right now.
We're done talking
about this.
And I'm not taking you
to that lecture!
But I really want to go.
Too bad!
You are incredibly selfish.
Excuse me?
You just care about
what you want.
You don't care about
what I want.
You're selfish.
How come your eyes
stopped blinking?
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