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Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Dang, this place is nice.
That's because it was
supposed to be a date.
Cool. My first date.
Meemaw, I've been going through
the church records,
and I noticed you haven't made
a donation in quite a long time.
Why are you going
through the records?
I'm an executive assistant.
Good for you.
MEEMAW:
You see,
God and I have a deal. And
when he helps me win big
at the casino,
I give him a cut.
And lately, he has
not been holding up
his part of the bargain.
"Steak aw poyver with fritties"?
It's French.
Oh.
What's a crock monster?
It's croque monsieur,
and it's really just a grilled
cheese sandwich with ham.
I want that.
(chokes) There's
lemon in this water.
So, uh, who do you
think the Oilers
are gonna take in the draft?
Oh, I don't
really follow sports.
I'm just gonna eat.
(door opens)
What's he doing here?
Y'all getting a divorce?
No. No, he's just
here for dinner.
Oh. Welcome, Your Holiness.
I thought you were hanging
out with Veronica tonight.
We were supposed to,
but then she invited a bunch
of her choir friends over,
and it turned
into a stupid Bible study.
No offense.
None taken.
Hmm.
GEORGE JR.:
Honestly,
I do not understand
the female mind.
(quietly):
Do something.
Georgie, why don't you go eat
dinner in front of the TV?
No, it's all right. Sounds like
Georgie's having trouble
navigating the perilous waters
of a relationship.
Believe me, I can understand.
You having problems
with your hot wife?
Maybe I'll go eat by the TV.
I'm liking my crock monster.
Mmm. Me, too.
I can't taste anything
after the lemon water.
I'm glad y'all
are having a good time.
You're welcome.
Where we having dinner tomorrow?
Nowhere.
Dr. Sturgis and I are going to
Louisiana, do a little gambling.
So a donation could
be forthcoming?
Don't jinx me.
It's my first time
going to a casino.
It's amazing. There's bright
lights and bells and buzzers
and people yelling.
BOTH:
Ugh.
Veronica says
I'm the nicest guy she knows.
She also says she only wants
to date nice guys.
Does that mean
she wants to date me?
I bet she doesn't.
No, she does not.
Doesn't make any sense.
Nothing they do
makes any sense.
GEORGE JR.: I know...
At least
he's not crying anymore.
JEFF: Devil's got
something to do with it.
Mary, George, I can't
thank you enough for this.
It was our pleasure.
So, Pastor, are you gonna try
and talk things out with Selena?
Well, we're really
not on speaking terms,
so I'll just be heading back to
my office, sleep on the couch.
That's ridiculous.
He can stay with us, can't he?
Uh, I guess that'd be okay.
Of course it would.
JEFF: Oh.
I couldn't possibly impose.
GEORGE JR.:
Sure you could.
In fact, you can take my room.
Well, y'all are too kind.
(door opens)
Hello.
Oh.
Did y'all
have a good time?
Yes.
It was great.
Oh, Mom, Pastor Jeff is
gonna be spending the night.
If the kids could
sleep at your place?
No. Bye.
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