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Ooh, you sexy little thing.
MARY:
George!
Oh.
I do not like what this study
is doing to Sheldon.
What're you talking about?
He had a great time.
All the way home
all he could talk about
is how that doctor thought he
was so smart. It's not healthy.
Would it make you
feel any better
if I told you how much money
we made today?
No, it would not.
$300.
Really?
Cash.
Okay, well, still, I...
I'm not interested
in profiting off my children.
You see, honey, that's where
you and I are very different.
Boats.
Sheldon, what do you think
is happening in this picture?
Easy. There are four chimpanzees
in a living room.
PILSON:
Okay, but what can you
tell me about them?
They're not behaving
like chimpanzees.
Anything else?
Chimpanzees don't drink tea.
Is that it?
Well, I suppose
it might be coffee,
but they don't
drink that either.
Anything interesting
about their body language?
No.
I think they found
his kryptonite.
THORPE:
Missy,
what do you think
is happening in this picture?
The girl monkey on the couch
is telling the
guy monkey a secret.
Must be something juicy,
'cause he's smiling.
Anything else?
It might be dirty,
'cause this girl monkey
is sending
the kid monkey out of the room.
He doesn't want to go.
He looks sad.
Is that all?
The monkeys on the couch
are drinking tea,
so it's a tea party.
Okay, very good.
Let's look at another picture.
I'm not done.
The monkey in the painting
is wearing an old lady hat,
so she's probably
a meemaw monkey.
She's not
at the party,
so she must be bowling or dead.
Well, Missy
won that round.
It's actually
not a contest, George.
This is Texas.
Everything's a contest.
A woman in a doorway.
Anything else?
She's holding her head
with her hand.
And what do you think
that means?
Um...
Wouldn't you rather ask me
about trains going to St. Louis?
Good gravy, she's sad,
Sheldon, come on.
Oh, she's very upset.
I don't know why.
Oh! Maybe she wasn't invited
to the tea party
at the monkey house.
(chuckles)
Also, she's wearing a belt,
like you are.
Nice going.
Very cute.
(mouths)
And I'm loving the hair.
(whispers):
Yeah.
A lion sitting in a chair,
holding a pipe.
Good.
But what do you think
is on his mind?
How should I know?
Maybe he's wondering
why he's posing
for a silly picture
instead of eating a gazelle.
PILSON:
Anything else?
What exactly are we doing here?
I thought the purpose
of this study
was to find out how smart I am.
PILSON:
That's what we're doing,
but there are different kinds
of intelligence.
Poppycock!
There's only one kind
of intelligence...
George, Sheldon's getting upset.
I don't like it.
All right, I'll just
change it back to Missy.
You are an insightful
young lady.
I don't know what that
means, but thank you.
It means perceptive.
You see things most people miss.
My name is Missy-- go figure.
Have you always been that way?
I guess so. I think when
you're on your own a lot,
you get good at seeing
that kind of stuff.
THORPE: Really?
MISSY: My dad
does football
with my older brother,
so they're like a team.
And my mom and meemaw spend all
their time fussing over Sheldon,
so they're like a team, too.
So no one's on your team?
Nope.
It's just me.
Oh, Lord.
Hey, what's up with you
and Dr. Pillsbury?
Dr. Pilson?
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Oh.
You can't say
'cause we're on camera.
(sighs)
Insightful.
A little late for me
to start cooking.
Why don't we stop
somewhere for dinner.
Really?
The five of us?
That's kind of pricey.
Would you rather
buy a fishing boat?
You're a blabbermouth,
you know that?
(Meemaw laughs)
Missy, we're gonna
eat in a restaurant.
Where would you
like to go?
I get to pick?
Why don't I
get to pick?
Because your sister's
getting to pick.
It's not just about you
in this house.
What do you think, baby?
I pick...
Red Lobster.
You got it.
Damn.
There goes our per diem.
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