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I can't believe this.
No good?
It's awful.
It makes sin
seem like a good thing.
Well, that's the problem,
isn't it?
I mean, if sin didn't seem
like a good thing,
nobody would do it.
George, please, I'm in no mood.
Hey. Wrath.
That's one of the seven sins,
right?
Pastor Jeff gave me this project
because he knew
I'd be best at it.
Now Gene... Lundy
is taking over.
Oh, look, pride. And envy.
Don't stop. Four sins to go.
I'm guessing lust
ain't happening tonight.
You see a large red button.
What do you do?
I press it.
The floor opens up and
you plunge into a 60-foot pit.
I fly out.
Up, up, and away!
Again, you're not Superman
in this game;
you're Superman for Halloween.
Which isn't till next week.
So I'm in a pit.
You're in a pit.
Then I blast my way out
with my super breath!
(blowing)
Just let him do it.
Dinner's ready.
Five more minutes.
Hey, Georgie.
I saw you talking
to Veronica Duncan.
Yeah. So?
How well do you know her?
Not as well as I'm gonna.
I introduced them.
He math skills
are dreadful.
Did you know Superman
has a dog?
His name is Krypto.
He plays fetch in space.
♪ Please allow me
to introduce myself ♪
Cut. Cut. Cut.
Cut. Cut. (sighs)
It's supposed to be wrath.
♪ I've been around
for a long, long time ♪
(gasps) Oh.
♪ Stole many a man's soul ♪
Give him a little kick
now that's he's down.
Give him a little kick.
♪ I was 'round ♪
That's right,
that's good.
Yes. Yeah.
(groaning)
No, go for it.
Yes.
♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
♪ Hope you guess my name ♪
♪ Woo-woo ♪
♪ Yeah, woo-woo ♪
♪ Ah, what's puzzling you... ♪
Kind of stomp down on him,
stomp down on him.
Yes. That's the way. Good.
Now, Fred, remember,
you are the
personification of lust.
Your sole reason for being
is to try to satisfy
this unquenchable thirst
for physical pleasure.
Great. Will there be
kissing and touching?
Oh, you bet.
Mm. Mm.
Now what?
Pretend kissing.
Pretend touching.
Oh.
Fred, would you just
give me a moment?
Mary, I-I've tried
to be patient,
but if I'm gonna do this,
put my reputation
on the line,
I'm gonna need you
to back off just a little bit.
Do I need to remind you that
the purpose of Heck House
is to show how sins
destroy our lives?
Yeah, so?
You are making them
into a good thing.
Have you read the script?
He's gonna get syphilis.
He goes home,
he gives it to his wife.
She goes crazy.
She kills him
and her entire family.
What am I missing?
Sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find my keys,
and then my car
wouldn't start.
Then I got lost.
Holy smokes.
Hi. Are you
my make out partner?
No. No. No one's making out.
This all stops right now.
You have got to calm down.
I will not have innocent
children walk through this house
on Halloween and see
a half-naked woman.
A half-naked woman
chock-full of syphilis.
BOTH:
What?
It's pretend syphilis.
Mary, I am a trained
theater professional.
Why don't you just let me
do what I do, while you,
you know, go home and make
a nice tuna casserole.
Hmm?
All right, Fred...
ADULT SHELDON:
I know what you're thinking:
she's going to tear
his throat out.
But what in fact happened
is she did
what she thought Jesus
would do.
She went home and made
that tuna casserole.
It was a little salty
but I ate it
because she was in a mood.
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