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Should I be wearing
all that?
I recommend it.
Those rocks are filthy.
I'm good.
God made dirt.
Dirt don't hurt.
Where do we start?
The first step is to put
the gravel in these colanders,
and then sift it over the tray
to collect the dust.
It's like finding money
in the street.
Why do you care so much
about money?
You saw Back to the Future when
their dad's rich at the end,
his wife is all skinny
and loves him way more.
So you want a wife who loves you
because you have money?
A skinny wife.
I have something for you.
You said you
wanted a cross,
and this is the one I used to
wear when I was your age.
It's so pretty.
I'm glad you like it.
It's a nice reminder
that wherever you are,
God is always with you.
And it means a lot to me
that you want to wear it.
Thanks, Mom.
I'm gonna pray right now.
God, it's Missy again.
If you can hear me better,
it's 'cause I'm wearing
a cross now.
Please let me get
a lot of hits on Saturday.
And if their star pitcher
breaks his arm or gets run over
by a truck, I'd totally
be okay with that.
Amen.
Amen.
Now we have to sift
the powder again
because the platinum particles
are extremely small,
sometimes no more than
just a few atoms.
If I was as smart as you,
I'd play the stock market.
Or go on Price Is Right.
I'd rather spend my time
focusing on important things,
like figuring out how
the universe works.
So, say you figure out how
the universe works. Then what?
I'm not sure,
but in the meantime,
I agree with
Richard Feynman.
I simply enjoy the pleasure
of finding things out.
I agree with the Beastie Boys.
You got to fight
for your right to party.
Well, it's good to have
a personal philosophy.
GEORGE JR.:
What's next?
We create a chemical flux
by combining borax,
sodium carbonate,
lead oxide and flour.
Did you know
Sheldon and Georgie
are working
on something together?
That's nice. And guess what--
Missy asked me
if she could wear a cross.
She's in her bedroom
saying prayers right now.
Hmm. I don't like it.
What are you talking about?
Our kids are behaving.
Exactly.
Something bad's gonna happen.
Why can't you just be thankful?
Because that's when life kicks
you right in the plums, Mary.
Dad, where's your power drill?
Why?
Our oven doesn't reach
2,000 degrees,
so we're going to make
a homemade kiln
out of a garbage can.
And there go the plums.
Are you two trying
to burn down the house?
No, we're trying to make
platinum out of gravel.
You're not building
a 2,000-degree oven.
Fine. Just so you know,
I was gonna cut you in.
Really? You'll fight
for your right to party
but not for your right
to make a device
that'll exceed
the melting point of lead?
GEORGE JR.:
Shut up.
Ooh, "Why can't you
be thankful?"
What's your problem?
Mom and Dad won't
let me build a kiln,
so Georgie and I can't
finish our experiment.
Before you tell me,
I don't care what a kiln is.
Okay, but you'll never know
it's a high-temperature oven.
If you're unhappy,
just ask God for help.
I don't believe in God.
(shushes)
He can hear you.
He knows if you've
been bad or good.
Like Santa,
but he can send you to hell.
I'm not going to ask
some magical being
to solve my problems.
I asked him to help me
with my batting, and he did.
There's a pottery kiln
in art class. We can use that.
(door opens)
Georgie,
I figured it out!
Good job, but that does not
count as one of my wishes.
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