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GEORGE SR.:
So, Sheldon,
you and Dr. Sturgis figure out
your math emergency?
I'd rather not talk about it.
Me neither.
(phone ringing)
That's probably for me.
I'm really
getting popular.
What's a math emergency?
That's when things don't add up.
(chuckles)
MISSY: Hello?
Oh, come on, guys,
that was a good one.
MISSY: Mom, it's
Pastor Jeff!
Mm, excuse me.
To answer your
question, Georgie,
it's when a scientist
is too immature
to admit when he's wrong.
Maybe you're too immature.
MEEMAW:
Gentlemen, please.
I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience
accuses me
of not knowing
what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.
What's a hackle?
Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right
instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.
That's very hurtful!
(door closes)
Well, how 'bout that?
They do run slower.
Good news! I get to go
visit a shut-in.
What the hell is going on today?
GILFORD:
It's open.
MAN 1 (on TV):
What's up, Schultz?
MAN 2 (on TV):
Are you asking me? (chuckles)
Haven't you learned that I know
nothing, I see nothing...
Hello? Mr. Gilford?
Who are you?
Hi, I'm Mary Cooper
from the church.
Pastor Jeff is out sick,
so he asked me
to bring over your dinner.
Steak fingers?
With extra gravy.
Where's my Mr. Pibb?
Oh, right here.
You want me to
open it for you?
I've got hands.
Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.
I'm old, I'm alone,
I'm gonna die soon.
There, we've chatted.
Okay.
If you're not in the mood
for conversation,
maybe there's something else
I could do for you.
Haven't had a sponge bath
in a while.
Does Pastor Jeff
give you a sponge bath?
Sure does.
Mr. Gilford.
No...
Lights out?
In a minute.
(sighs) I may not understand
exactly what's going on
with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.
What if they're wrong?
Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,
but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.
I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.
Okay.
Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?
Yes.
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