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What are you doing?
I'm reading quietly, so I don't
have to lie about it later.
(gasps)
Found 'em.
The tweezers?
Mom's needles
and her magnifying glass.
Absolutely not.
Let me at least try.
No.
You're being a baby.
Nothing you can say
will change my mind.
What if it gets infected
and turns green
and they have to cut it off?
♪
I think it's numb.
Great, put your hand out.
♪
Wait, how do you plan
on sterilizing the needle?
Mom uses a lit match.
We're not allowed
to play with matches.
What else would work?
Alcohol.
♪
Stick your finger in there.
I'll do the needle.
Okay. I hope I don't get drunk.
How long till you're sterile?
I don't know,
but I'm getting lightheaded.
♪
No matter what happens,
hold still.
♪
♪
I can't do it.
-Yes, you can.
-No, I can't.
Just let me get it.
What if you slip
and stab me in the eye?
I'm not gonna slip.
Who always wins when we play...
(gasps)
Be right back.
ADULT SHELDON: In 1989
the Milton Bradley Company
had dozens of board games
on the market,
but only one
where you were the doctor.
♪
Operation came complete
with a red light-up nose,
13 plastic body parts
for players to remove
and, most importantly,
one pair of genuine tweezers.
♪
My sister performed
a medical procedure using
a children's board game,
while I bravely sat very still.
♪
(exhales)
I guess you could say
there were two heroes that day.
♪
-Hello?
-MISSY: In here.
Why does the kitchen smell
like whiskey?
Ask her.
Oh, dear Lord!
Wait till you hear
what I did to Meemaw.
MAN ON TV:
Our show came at number one.
ALF ON TV:
I did it! I did it!
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