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♪
Jiu-jitsu?
I've decided
to learn self-defense.
-Why?
-I'm quite small,
and will be for several years,
maybe even more
if I'm a late bloomer.
Your dad's big,
maybe you'll take after him.
We both like my mom.
I think that's where
the similarities end.
You know, one of
the books mentioned
a Vietnamese martial art.
Vovinam. I'm a blue belt.
-Wow.
-Don't be impressed.
It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.
Do you remember any of it?
I don't even know
where the belt is.
♪
The book says jiu-jitsu
is based on using
your attacker's
momentum against them.
It's just physics. Come at me.
Like, run at you?
Well, I'm new to this,
so maybe just walk quickly.
And what happens
when I get to you?
I'll use your inertia
to take you down.
Okay.
♪ Hit it
♪ It takes two
to make a thing go right ♪
(grunting)
♪ ♪
And when does inertia
take me down?
(straining): Any second.
♪ I got an idea
that I wanna share ♪
♪ You don't like it,
so what? I don't care... ♪
I don't understand.
I'm using physics.
(grunting)
♪ All of my followers 'cause
all I want is respect... ♪
This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.
What happens next?
That depends,
is this your foot or mine?
♪ It takes two
to make it outta sight. ♪
♪
LUIS:
Cooper. Your stop.
♪
♪
♪
(panting)
♪
Ahh.
I bowled a new high
score last night.
Nice.
-I got two turkeys.
-What's a turkey?
It's three strikes
in a row.
Why do they call it a turkey?
Well, when they first
invented bowling,
they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.
Eventually,
they switched to balls
to cut down on the smell.
Why you lying to her?
I find it keeps
my mind sharp. (chuckles)
Sheldon, breakfast!
SHELDON:
Be right there!
♪
MARY:
Sheldon!
Coming!
♪
♪
(rustling)
Hello.
MARY:
Shelly, you all right?
Yes. I must be a little sore
from doing jiu-jitsu
with Tam yesterday.
Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?
We're boys.
Roughhousing is what we do.
(popping)
-What was that?
-What was what?
That sound.
-What sound?
-(popping)
What's all this?
An extra layer
of protection.
Protection from what?
Sweetie, is someone
bothering you?
-Yes.
-Who is it?
I'd rather not talk about it.
No, I want a name
right now.
Mary.
Have you been hurting him?
Only with my words.
Tell me who
it is, Shelly.
Mary, slow down.
Don't tell me
to slow down.
-Someone is bullying him.
-Okay.
Okay.
Sheldon, you can't go to school
wearing all that.
Go to your room and take it off.
Yes, sir.
(rustling, popping)
You go with him.
But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
-Go.
-(sighs)
I'd like one nice morning.
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