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Welcome to dragon training. No turning
back.
[Music]
I hope I get some serious burns. I'm
hoping for some molly like on my
shoulder and lower back. Yeah, it's only
fun if you get a scar out of it. Yeah,
no kidding, right? It's pain. Love it.
Oh, great. Who let him in? Let's get
started. The recruit who does best will
win the honor of killing his first
dragon in front of the entire village.
Hiccup already killed a night fury. So,
does that disqualify him? Or can I
transfer to the class with the cool V?
Don't worry. You're small and you're
weak. That'll make you less of a target.
They'll see you as sick or insane and go
after the more Viking like teens
instead. Behind these doors are just a
few of the many species you will learn
to fight. The deadly Naz speed eight
armor 16. The hideous syphil 11 stealth
times two. The monstrous nightmare. Fire
power 15. The terrible terror. Attack
eight. Venom 12. Can you stop that?
And the
gr strength eight. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Aren't you going to teach us
first? I believe in learning on the
job. Today is about survival. If you get
blasted, you're dead. Quick, what's the
first thing you're going to need? A
doctor. Plus five speed. A shield.
Shield. Go.
Your most important piece of equipment
is your shield. If you must make a
choice between a sword or a shield, take
the shield. Get your hands off my
shield. Like a million shields. Take
that one. It has flower on it. Girls
like flowers. Oops. Now, this one has
blood on it.
Tough not. Roughnut, you're out. Those
shields are good for another thing.
Noise. Make lots of it to throw off a
dragon's aim.
All dragons have a limited number of
shots. How many does a Grole have? Five.
No, six. Correct. Six. That's one for
each of you. Fresh legs out.
Pick up. Get in there.
So, anyway, I moved into my parents'
basement. You should come by sometime to
work out. You look like you work out.
Spotlight, you're done. Oh, I guess it's
just you and me, huh? Nope. Just you.
One shot left.
Pick
up. That's sex. Go back to bed, you
overthrowing sausage.
You'll get another chance. Don't you
worry. Remember, a dragon will always,
always go for the kill.
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