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Hey, Gina. You know any scalpers? I want
to ask Rosa to go to the Rihanna concert
with me, but it's sold out.
>> Okay, two points to make here. First,
Rihanna, you and then Rihanna.
>> Yeah. What's your second point?
>> She's got a type, which is really anyone
but you.
>> Yeah, that was my ex-wife's type, too.
>> Look, a Rihanna concert's a pretty big
swing, man. I don't know. She's into
watching old movies.
>> Cool. Where would I find a place that
shows old movies?
>> Oh, yeah. Just go on the internet and
search for the phrase, "I want to buy
two movie tickets for a girl who doesn't
like me."
>> Great.
>> Good.
>> Thank you.
>> Hey, Rosa. Rosa. Rosa. Um, I I I just
happen to notice that uh there's an old
movie festival play at the film forum
this week.
Want to go?
>> Sure. Cool. Awesome. There's a bunch of
movie options. I'll probably just go
with something classic like Citizen
Kane.
>> Citizen Kane is terrible. Pick a good
movie.
>> Good call. Smart.
>> I'll do it. I'll pick a better movie
than Citizen Cane.
>> So, what movie did you get us tickets
to?
>> Oh, well, just to be safe, I bought
tickets to all of them.
>> Just to be safe. What does that mean?
>> I don't know. Uh, I didn't want to mess
up because you're sort of opinionated.
>> You think I'm opinionated? Okay, here's
an opinion for you. You're a bad judge
of character and your shirt looks like
vomit.
>> So, we can go see North by Northwest.
>> We're not seeing a movie together.
>> Good call. Smart. Keep it fresh.
>> Here. I feel bad that you spent all that
money on the movie tickets. Why don't
you just go to the movies with me?
>> Okay.
Well, this is awkward.
>> It's not awkward.
I like your company. You're sweet.
>> I just want to apologize for my fellow
detectives behavior. Okay. My granny
also had the gift.
>> I feel that I will die soon.
>> She was right. She died 2 years later.
>> Your sincere belief in my gift means a
great deal.
>> Vision,
>> the woman you love, the one you work
with, the scary one with the black hair,
>> Rosa. Yes.
>> She doesn't love you back. She will
never love you back.
>> Say thank you, Charles. She just told
you your future.
>> Thank you. I hate to be the bearer of
bad news, but your psychic friend's
predictions about the drug case were
wrong, which means all of her
predictions are wrong. Mm- No way. She's
never wrong.
>> We found the cocaine behind a green
hamper. Never said green or the letter
H.
>> She said blue and yellow. Charles, I
don't know if there's any
kindergarteners present, but those two
colors combined make green. She also
mentioned the letters L and B. And
another name for a hamper is
>> Lady Bin Laundry Basket.
>> Little boo boo. Can you go be depressed
over there? You're buming out my whole
area.
>> So, what are you doing tonight?
>> Nothing.
>> What about you are doing tonight?
>> Nothing.
>> Carly.
>> Well, I hope you find something to do.
[laughter]
I'm going to pee. That's what I'm doing
tonight. Nope.
Santiago, can we please, please just
eat?
>> What if Captain Hol and Jake are coming
back?
>> Hang on, I have a toast.
>> I am thankful to have someone in my life
who gives me a reason to get out of bed
every morning, and I hope that my
relationship with this person will only
grow
more intimate.
>> Who are you talking about?
>> Um,
Hitchcock.
Okay, enough is enough. I'm eating.
>> What's it need?
>> Potatoes, [clears throat]
butter, a little milk, and I ran out of
salt, so I use baking soda.
>> Why wouldn't you? They're both white
powders. Of course, they're
interchangeable.
>> Yeah,
>> Hitchcock farts nonstop.
God, crazy day, huh?
>> I hate small talk. It's drinking
silence.
>> Perfect.
>> Man, you were totally right about the
cocaine. And you were also right about
Rosa.
>> Who's Rosa?
>> The woman I
>> The woman who doesn't love him back.
>> Yes, that woman.
>> You know, it can be a burden to always
know what's going to happen in the
future.
>> Don't get out of the chair. I just had a
vision of you leaving this chair and
getting seriously injured.
>> Oh my god.
>> I should probably will you back to your
death.
>> That is a great idea.
>> Will you off a bridge? I'm kidding. Oh,
you're alone.
You're alone for life.
>> Yes. What's up with the chair?
>> Um Carlen predicted if I get out of this
chair, I'd get badly hurt, so I'm not
chancing it. Oh man, there's no more
pudding cups left.
>> What'd you do that for?
>> There. Now you're hurt in this chair.
You can get hurt anywhere, Bole. And if
you do, it won't be because some shoe
salesman predicted it.
You make your own destiny.
>> Carlen, what's wrong, Gina? Rosa said it
herself. If I'm in charge of my own
destiny, that means she wants me to make
a move.
>> But Carlen was also right. You did get
hurt cuz Rosa punched you. And the fact
that Rosa punched you means she does not
like you.
>> No. No. She punched me to prove Carlen
wrong.
>> Who?
>> Oh, wait. I take it back. She definitely
is into you. So much chemistry.
>> I know. It's crazy.
If things go south, I just want you to
know it's been an honor being able to
boss you around.
>> Anything else?
>> Yes. What cute little nickname do you
call your husband?
>> Kevin.
>> Adorable.
>> Sorry you missed your flight.
>> I have a backup flight in 4 hours.
>> Got to flush him out. We got his number
now. Call his phone.
>> Smart.
It's ringing.
This is exciting.
>> That is H's phone. I repeat, everyone,
converge on that ringtone.
>> He's heading north on track 17.
>> Yeah.
Hey, when this is all over, we should
take a train trip together just for fun.
>> GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
>> Ray Hole.
>> Hello, Haynes.
>> Thought about you every day I was in
jail, just like you said. I thought
about pointing a gun at you and pulling
the trigger.
kind of LIKE [screaming]
>> Terry's back. Terry's back.
>> We got him.
>> Nice work, Jeff.
Nice work, Baron.
>> Captain, you're doing it. You're
emoting. [sighs]
>> I need an ambulance. Boils down.
>> What happened? Am I dead?
>> You saved my life.
>> Die, pig.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
>> Detective Boer, I just wanted to say
congratulations. Your medal was welld
deserved.
>> Thank you, sir. Your breath is terrible.
>> Charles, can I speak with you?
>> Hey, where's Rosa? I haven't seen her
all night. Did you know my wife pays me
alimony?
>> Okay, let's take a seat. I'm going to
keep an eye on you all night, little
buddy.
>> Okay. Thanks,
>> Rosa. Why are you sequestered over by
this old cell phone?
>> I'm avoiding Bole in his truth bombs.
>> I sometimes worry I'm going to become
you.
>> Keeps saying he wants to talk to me. I'm
afraid he's going to tell me he loves me
or propose marriage or something.
>> Oh my god, that makes me kind of want to
cry. He dove in front of those bullets
for me. I can't be mean to him. I
watched him make coffee for 28 minutes
this morning, but also can't lead him
on. Captain Holt told me not to let him
get hurt tonight, so I'll keep him away
from you.
>> Have you seen Rosa?
>> Rosa died 8 years ago. Come on, let's
get you a drink.
>> Hey, I need to talk to you.
>> Uh-oh, it's happening.
>> Remember when I took those bullets for
you?
>> Okay, let's do this. I think you're
sweet. I didn't know it was you.
When I jumped in front of those bullets,
I didn't know who I was protecting. I
just saw a gun and an NYPD vest, and so
I dove on instinct. You've been extra
nice to me because you thought I'd risk
my life for you. But I only did what
every good cop would do.
When you finally go out with me, and you
will, it'll be because I do things that
only Charles Bole would do.
Um, actually I have a coat in here. It's
uh it's like it's actually I see it.
It's like it's blue. It's like right.
>> Hey Rosa, better follow me under E for
Edgy.
>> What?
>> Cornrowse.
>> Why?
>> My ex-wife and her fianceé go to Jamaica
all the time. The theme of their party
is Jamaican me marry you. So good. So, I
still don't have a date. Unless this
sweet maze head has changed your mind.
>> I think we both know it hasn't.
>> We do. Fair enough. [clears throat]
>> Looking good, boy.
>> That's not a good sign.
>> Aman. [music]
>> Rosa, you changed your mind.
>> I blew off my date and instead I'm going
to spend a hellish evening in a Jamaican
torture chamber with you.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Here's what's about to happen.
We're going to go to this terrible
party. I'm going to laugh at all your
jokes. I'm going to talk about your
medal of valor and I'm going to make you
look like a Jamaican god of rhythm.
>> Sebastian from Little Mermaid.
>> Also, tomorrow I'm going to help you
find a new apartment. Can't live in your
ex-wife's basement anymore.
>> Wow. Respect, man. I'm going to read you
my toast in the car.
>> You're giving a toast?
>> More like we're giving a toast.
>> Hey, my flight is at 8 tonight. It's
domestic. Think I'll be safe if I get to
the airport 5 hours early.
>> Five? No way. You got to do seven. Seven
minimum.
>> Seven. I knew it. Yeah.
>> Why are you going on a singles cruise? I
thought you were into Rosa.
>> Well, I am, but I've begun to feel like
there's a slight chance Rosa may not
love me back. Hey, how about we grab
some dinner tonight? Just you and me.
>> That's nice. And I like you as a person,
but I'm just not interested in you
romantically.
>> Julio, hey, what's say you we grab a
drink?
>> You're starting to make this weird. I'm
not into you that way. And I have a
boyfriend.
>> Gotcha. [music] Rain check. a rose for
Rosa.
>> Listen to me. The healthy thing for you
to do is move on.
>> So, we both decided the healthy thing
for me to do is to just move on.
>> I'm impressed, Charles. That's very
mature.
>> Thanks. You know, it's funny. I realized
like
>> Nope. Don't get comfy. This wasn't an
invitation to keep talking.
>> Gotcha. Rain check on the combo. Yeah.
[music]
>> [music]
>> Heat.
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