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Monica,
>> she's sleeping.
>> I know. Just quick quick question. Quick
question. Which one was Deep Impact and
which one was Armageddon?
>> Deep Impact was the one with Robert
Dval? Armageddon is what's going to
happen to you if you wake me up.
>> Sorry, I just can't sleep.
Where is that book that you were reading
with the two women who were ice skating
and wearing wearing those hats with the
flowers on it? Because every time I look
at that cover, I'm like,
[laughter]
>> it is in the living room where there is
also a light and no one will kick you in
the shin.
>> What? OW.
I'm sorry. I thought maybe I'd make some
warm milk and it would help me sleep
>> with a walk.
[laughter]
>> You thought you were going to read my
boring book to put you to sleep.
>> It got interesting.
Damn you, Oprah. [laughter]
>> Here, let me make the milk. I'm up
anyway.
>> Hey, you know what we could do? You
know, now that we're up, we could just
like talk to each other all night long,
you know, like we did when we were first
going out. It'd be fun.
>> Okay, that does sound fun.
>> Yeah. So, I mean, how bummed were you
when the second sister died? Huh?
>> The second sister dies.
[laughter]
>> No,
[laughter]
no. Well, I I I was talking about the
book I was reading,
>> The Second Sister Dies in Archie and Jug
Head Double Digest.
[laughter]
>> That's correct.
>> What? What are you doing?
>> Do you know what just happened?
>> Yeah, we we had sex and then we fell
asleep.
[laughter]
>> No, we were in the middle of sex
[laughter]
and you fell asleep.
No, no, that's not true. No. Best time
ever.
[laughter]
You rock my world.
>> Monica,
>> what?
>> I was giving you some of my best moves
and you missed it. So, please wake up so
we can do it right. [laughter]
>> Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
Come [laughter] on, big fella.
>> Give me the good stuff.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.
>> Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.
Oh, I probably won't spill coffee
grounds all over the kitchen floor.
>> Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
[music]
>> Die hard. Still great.
>> Yeah.
Hey, what do you say we make it a double
feature?
>> What else do you rent?
>> Die Hard 2.
>> Joey, this is Die Hard one again.
[laughter]
>> Oh, but we watched it a second time and
it's Die Hard, too.
>> Joey, we just saw it and
>> and it would be cool to see it again.
>> Yeah, Die Hard.
>> Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
Is everything okay? [laughter]
>> Yeah, I just got I got plans.
>> Well, John Mlan had plans.
>> No, you see the thing is I want to get
out of here before Joey gets all worked
up and starts calling everybody
>> What are you talking about,
[music]
>> [laughter]
>> What happened?
>> I don't know. [laughter] You fell
asleep. That is all.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> All right. Well, uh, I better go home.
>> Yeah. I think that would be best.
>> All right. I'll talk to you later. Okay.
But not about this.
>> No, never.
>> Never.
>> So, uh uh.
>> Bye.
>> No touch. No touch. [laughter]
>> Hey,
>> just uh brought back your videos.
>> Uh hey, uh Ross, look. Uh I think we
need to talk about before.
>> No, no, we don't.
Yes, we do. Now, look, that was the best
nap I ever had.
[laughter]
>> I I don't know what you're talking
about.
>> Come on, admit it. That was the best nap
you ever had.
>> I've had better.
>> Okay. When?
>> All right. ALL RIGHT. IT WAS THE BEST
NAP EVER. I SAID IT. OKAY, BUT IT'S
OVER, JOEY.
[laughter]
>> I want to do it again.
[laughter]
>> We can't do it again.
>> Why not?
>> Because it's weird. [laughter]
>> Fine.
>> You want something to drink?
>> Sure. What do you got?
>> Warm milk and etan PM.
Boy, I'll tell you, that judging stuff
took a lot out of me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Think about maybe going upstairs
and taking a little nap on my couch.
[laughter]
>> Why Why would I care about that?
[laughter]
>> No reason. I'm just saying that uh
that's where I'll be.
>> [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter]
>> Great nap. It really was.
[clears throat]
[cheering and applause]
[laughter]
>> Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Excuse [laughter]
me.
>> I don't know, Monica. It feels funny
just being here. I mean, if you buy a
bed from Janice's ex-husband, that's
like betraying Chandler. Not at these
prices.
[laughter]
>> Hi. You know, in England, this car would
be on the other side of the store.
[laughter]
Oh. Oh,
Phoebe, come here.
This is my new bed. You got to feel this
bad boy.
Monica, it still feels so weird. You
know, Taylor's your friend. Oh. Oh my
god.
>> [laughter]
>> All right, take this bed. You can make
other friends.
>> Here ye here ye. Delivery from the
mattress king.
>> You, Miss Gella.
>> Okay.
>> Signed here.
>> Do I have a middle name?
>> All right. Monica Belula
Geller.
It's that bedroom there.
>> Hey, Monica bought a bed from the
mattress king.
>> Yeah. So, please, please, please don't
say anything to Chandler.
>> You want me to lie to Chandler?
>> Is that a problem?
>> No.
What's this?
Isn't it cool? Room. Room.
[laughter]
This is not the bed I ordered. I know.
You must have won like a contest or
something.
>> Baby,
why is this car in my bedroom?
>> I'm sorry. Okay, I I wasn't looking and
the store said that they won't take it
back because you've signed for it.
>> When did I sign for it?
>> When I was you. You know what? It's all
Joey's fault cuz he left his nose open.
[laughter]
>> Did you make brownies today?
>> Knock knock.
>> Quick, take off your dress. He won't
notice the bed.
>> [laughter]
>> Hey, I'm going for sushi. Does anybody
want uh
Whoa, somebody missed the offramp.
[laughter]
>> It's Monica's bed. What?
>> Okay,
it's a race car.
>> So, this has always been Monica's bed.
Well, you're just noticing now. How
self-involved are you? [laughter]
>> Okay. Well, if this bed isn't new, then
how come there's plastic on the
mattress?
>> Sometimes I have bad dreams.
>> Uh, may I help you?
>> Yes. Hi. I talked to you on the phone on
the lady who got stuck with the race car
bed.
>> Look, it's like I told you there's
nothing I can do. You signed for it.
Monica Felula Geller.
All right, Chester. Man, look. We want
to see the king. Nobody sees the king.
>> Okay, I'm talking to the king.
>> Hey, you can't go back there.
>> Oh my god.
Hey, watch it, lady. [laughter]
Hey. Hey. Good looking. [laughter]
[laughter]
All right, I'll leave. My bed's so
boring.
What are you doing? I uh reorganized the
fridge. See? Uh, bottom shelf meats and
dairy. Middle shelf fruits and
vegetables
and top shelf expired products.
[laughter]
>> Why are you doing this?
>> Because I am bored. Out of my mind. I've
already been to the bank, the post
office, and the dry cleaners.
>> Dude, you just described seven days
worth of stuff. [laughter]
>> You got to spread it out a little, you
know. Haven't you ever been unemployed?
>> Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on
sabatical. Hey, don't get religious on
me, okay? [laughter]
A guy in your position needs to be a
little better at relaxing, you know.
What? Why do you think we have the
comfortable chairs? Huh? Look, come
here. Sit down.
Ready? Watch.
AND THEN [laughter]
so what? We just sit. Oh, no. No. We're
not going to just sit. Watch.
Hello, Chandler Bing.
>> Hello, Mr. Bing.
I love you.
>> All right, whoever this is, stop calling
me.
IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
[laughter]
>> But I love you.
>> Leave me alone. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
LEAVE ME ALONE. [laughter]
>> And that's Wednesday. Ben,
I want you to know that there may be
some times when I'm I may not be around
um like this,
but I'll still always come back
like this.
[laughter]
And sometimes I may be away longer like
this.
[laughter]
But I'll still always come back
like this.
And sometimes I'll want you to steal
third and I'll go like this.
[laughter]
>> He is so amazing.
>> I know. Look at him.
>> Ben.
Ben.
Hey, Ben.
Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
[laughter]
>> Oh, look. Look. He's closing his eyes.
Oh, look. He's opening his eyes.
[laughter]
>> He doesn't do much, does he?
>> Nope. This is pretty much it.
You guys want to get some coffee?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> All right. I'll see you guys later.
[laughter]
[laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> Oh, look. He's closing his eyes again.
>> Well, is everybody else having just the
best time?
Shh.
>> Joey's asleep.
After he passed out, we put the sand
around him to keep him warm.
>> Well, I assume the uh happy couple isn't
up yet. Did you guys hear them last
night?
>> Oh, yeah. I don't know what they were
doing, but at one point, sea turtles
actually came up to the house.
>> Good morning.
>> Hey.
>> Hey. How'd everybody sleep?
>> Oh, great.
>> Like a lost.
>> Us, [laughter] too.
>> Going for a walk.
[clears throat]
>> Good morning. Nice breath, by the way.
[laughter]
>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. There's none
of that in here.
>> Oh, come on, man. At least let me finish
this last one.
Okay. But only if you give me a drag.
>> Okay.
>> Oh, dark mother. Once again, I suckle at
your smoky teit. [laughter]
>> Oh, no. Why don't you hold on to that
one?
Okay, that's like the least fun game
ever.
>> Well, I'm really sick of your smoking,
so I brought something that is going to
help you quit.
>> Oh,
>> nope. That patch is no good.
[laughter]
>> Come on. It's a hypnosis tape. This
woman at work used it for two weeks
straight and she hasn't smoked since.
[laughter]
>> What's your problem?
>> Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is
beyond crap.
>> Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in
Atlantic City.
>> Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me.
Okay.
>> Oh, right. Cuz you always pull your
pants down on the count of three and
play Wipe Out on your butt cheeks.
>> All right. You forget hypnosis. The way
to quit smoking is you have to dance
naked in a field of heather and then
bathe in the sweat of six healthy young
men
>> or what my father calls Thursday night.
>> Falling fast asleep.
Deeper, deeper, deeper. You are now
completely asleep. You don't need to
smoke. Cigarettes don't control you. You
are a strong, confident woman who does
not disappear.
A strong confident woman.
[laughter]
[laughter]
[cheering]
Millionaire's here. Oh my god.
[laughter]
>> Guys, please. I'm just going to have
dinner with him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Just
because he buys you dinner does not mean
you owe him anything.
>> Okay, then get the lobster.
[laughter]
>> Every knife.
[laughter]
You don't need to smoke. Cigarettes
don't control you. You are a strong,
confident woman [laughter] who does not
need to smoke.
A strong, confident woman who does not
need to smoke. Cigarettes don't control
you. You are a strong, confident woman
who does not need to smoke.
>> Joy's your best friend. [laughter]
You want to make him a cheese sandwich
every day. [laughter]
>> And you also want to buy him hundreds of
dollars worth of pants.
>> So, you're up for keynote speaker.
>> Yeah.
>> Who's making the decision?
>> Professor Sherman. Yeah. I'm meeting
with him today.
>> Oh, he is a pretty tough guy to impress.
>> Yeah. Well, I think I know how to dazzle
him.
>> Oh, you're not going to do a magic
trick, are you?
[snorts]
>> No.
The data we're receiving from MRI scans
and DNA testing of these fossils are are
staggering.
>> I mean, we've been accepting Leaky's
dates as as a given, but if they're off
by even a hundred,000 years or so, then
you can you can just throw most of our
assumptions, you know, right in the
trash.
So, so what I'm saying is is is
that
is that uh reparations
could could be huge. I mean, not just in
in paleontology, but if you think about
it in in evolutionary biology, uh
genetics, uh geology, I mean, truly the
the mind boggles.
>> Well, that's not what you want.
Hello,
>> Joey. Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is
she there?
>> No, she uh she went shopping with
Rachel. Why? What's up?
>> Well, I'm meeting with Professor Sherman
about my being the keynote speaker.
>> Oh, how's it going?
>> It could be better.
>> He um he fell asleep.
>> What? But I already bought my ticket to
Bermuda.
Barbados.
>> Fine, I'll rent the car and drive.
[laughter]
>> Ross, you have to get that job.
>> What am I supposed to do? He's cold. In
fact, he he was just talking in his
sleep before. And evidently, he wants
someone named Fran to spank him harder.
>> Well, just wake him up.
>> I can't. If he realizes that I'm the one
who put him to sleep, I won't get the
job.
>> Oh, that's a tough one. Oh, wait a
minute. This happened to me before.
Yeah. I was auditioning for a play and
the producer fell asleep. I No, wait a
minute. It was me who fell asleep.
>> Yeah. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how
about a chase scene once in a while?
[cheering and laughter]
[laughter]
>> [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter]
>> Oh my god. You really want me to be the
keynote speaker?
Thank you.
>> You're welcome.
>> Hey, Kiki.
[laughter]
>> What are you doing? Just trying to get
comfortable. Can't sleep in my
underwear.
>> Well, you're going to
>> [laughter]
>> I've been thinking, you know, about how
I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.
>> Are they end to end or tall like
pancakes? [laughter]
>> You know what I mean about how I'm
always going out with all these women?
Cuz I always figured when the right one
comes along, I'll be able to be a
standup guy and go the distance, you
know? I'm looking at my dad thinking,
"Hey, you're not him. You're you."
When they were all over you to go into
your father's pipe fitting business, did
you cave?
>> No.
>> No. You decided to go into the out of
work actor business. [laughter]
Now, that wasn't easy, but you did it.
And I'd like to believe that when the
right woman comes along, you will have
the courage and the guts to say, "No
thanks. I'm married. [laughter]
You really think so?
>> Yeah, I really do.
>> Thanks, J.
>> Get off.
>> Janice likes to cuddle at night, which,
you know, I'm all for. But, uh, you
know, when you want to go to sleep, you
want some space. So, uh, you know, how
do I tell her that without,
>> you know, accidentally calling her fat
or something?
>> Oh, honey, I'm sorry. We can't help you
there cuz we're cuddly sleepers.
>> Okay. I'm late for work.
>> Oh,
>> all right. Are you guys going to come
down?
>> Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'll I'm right behind
you.
>> Okay. Good luck, Chandler.
>> Thank you, Rachel. Bye, sweetie.
>> Bye, honey.
>> Okay, the sleeping thing.
[laughter]
Very tricky business, but there is
something you can do.
>> I thought you guys were cuddly sleeping.
>> No, [laughter]
no, not cuddly. Not me. Just her. I'm
like you. I need the room.
Okay, come here.
>> Okay, you're in bed.
>> Yeah.
[laughter]
>> I'm going to use the cushion. Yeah.
>> Okay. You're in bed. She's over on your
side cuddling. Now you wait for her to
drift off and then you hug her and roll
her over to her side of the bed. And
then you
roll away.
Hug for her.
Roll for you. [laughter]
Okay. The old hug and roll.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. One question. Shoot. You're
pretending the pillow's a girl, right?
[laughter]
>> Honey, you made the bed again. I told
you you don't have to do that. This
isn't camp.
>> Oh, then I guess the panty raid last
night was totally uncalled for.
Okay, I am going to take a shower and
today I will be singing Jim Crochy's
Leroy Brown.
>> [laughter]
>> Monica.
>> Hey, man. I have a question. Is Leroy
the baddest man in the whole damn town
or the fattest man in the whole damn
town?
>> The baddest. Otherwise, the song would
be fat fat Leroy Brown.
>> What are you doing?
>> I'm just waiting for you, sweetie.
Are you remaking the bed?
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? The
way you did it, it was just fine.
>> Then you're redoing it because
>> if I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
>> You're pretty much running that risk
either way. [laughter]
>> Okay. You see,
the debate tag shouldn't be at the top
left corner. It should be at the bottom
right corner.
>> Well, that's not so crazy.
>> I'm just easing you in. All right.
>> All right. You see these little flower
blossoms? They should be facing up, not
down, because well, the head of the bed
is where the sun would be.
[laughter]
You don't love me anymore, do you?
>> Actually, if it's possible, I love you
more.
>> Really?
>> Wow. Well, then come on. I want to show
you how to fold the toilet paper into a
point.
This is so exciting. So glamorous.
People taking our picture. How do I
look?
>> You're a little tall.
>> What? Would you mind crouching down a
little bit so that I look taller?
There you go.
>> [laughter]
[music]
[applause]
>> Good job, Joe. Well done. Top notch.
>> You liked it? You really liked it?
>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]
Which part exactly?
>> The whole thing. Here we go.
>> No, no, no. Give me some specifics. I
love the specifics. The specifics were
the best part.
>> Hey, what about the scene with the
kangaroo? Did you Did you like that
part?
>> I was surprised to see a kangaroo.
[laughter]
>> In a World War I epic.
You fell asleep. [laughter]
There was no kangaroo. They didn't take
any of my suggestions.
[laughter]
>> Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you
later.
>> Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look,
this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep,
too. Be mad at him.
>> I had a dream last night where I was
playing football with my kid.
>> It's nice.
>> Nice.
>> No, no, with him.
I'm on this field and they they hike me,
the baby, [laughter]
and I I know I've got to do something
cuz the Tampa Bay defense is coming
right at me. [laughter]
>> Tampa Bay has got a terrible team,
>> right? But
[laughter]
it is just me and the baby, so I'm
thinking they can take us.
And so I uh I just hate it downfield.
>> What? Are you afraid that's a baby?
>> He should take the sack. [laughter]
>> Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield and I
realize that I'm the one who's supposed
to catch him, right? only I know there
is no way I'm going to get there in
time, right? So, I am running and I'm
running and that that is when I woke up.
See, I I am so not ready to be a father.
>> Hey, you're going to be fine.
>> You're one of the most caring, most
responsible men in North America.
[laughter]
You're going to make a great dad.
>> Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need
better blocking.
Isn't this nice? So quiet. I could just
lie here all day.
>> Oh no.
>> Open your drapes. Open your drapes.
>> So glad we got adjoining rooms.
>> The sun is out.
>> Hey, remember when I had cornneas?
>> Okay, listen. You go down to the pool
and reserve the chairs and I'll get the
magazines and the lotion.
>> Uh, ladies, Ross's speech is in 45
minutes.
>> Damn it.
[laughter]
>> Walls are pretty thin, guys.
Then we have to weigh the data from
recent MRI scans and DNA testing
which call into question information
gathered from years of simple carbon
dating.
>> Got that woman sitting out by the pool
getting tan
>> material
all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so
jealous.
Finally, factor in the profusion of new
species recently discovered.
Gigantosaurus,
Argentinosaurus,
>> not to mention Culaurus.
[laughter]
>> And that's just the herbivores. I'm not
even going to discuss the carnivores.
Their heads are already too big, which
is ironic considering their stunted
cerebral development. [laughter]
At 4:30 a.m.
United States garrison in Fort Sa was
fired upon. It is now under.
>> Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?
>> Well, it's your mother's bridge night,
so I thought I'd come into the city for
a little Mona cuddle.
>> [laughter]
>> Since when did you start smoking cigars?
>> I don't. I just I just like the smell of
them.
>> So, uh, what are you really doing here,
Dad?
>> Well, I just wanted to make sure that
you're okay.
>> What makes you think that I might not be
okay?
>> I saw Richard.
>> Oh.
>> So, how you doing?
>> I'm fine. Just a little tired, but I'm
okay.
How's Richard doing?
>> You don't want to know.
>> No, I I really really do.
>> Well, he's doing terrible.
>> Really?
>> Worse than when he broke up with
Barbara.
>> You're not just saying that, are you?
>> No. The man is a mess. [laughter]
>> Was he crying?
>> No.
Well, do you think he was waiting till
after you left so we could cry?
>> Maybe.
>> I think so.
>> Honey, relationships are hard. Like with
your mom and me. You know, after we
graduated from college, we broke up for
a while. It seems her father, your
grandfather, wanted her to travel around
Europe like he did. Of course, he got to
do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he
was also strafing German troop trains at
the time.
However, [laughter]
you need some help from you.
Yes, please.
>> First of all, Utah,
dude. You can't just make stuff up.
[cheering]
I hate America. [laughter]
When I finish this game, I swear I am
moving.
Okay, maybe this is so hard because
there aren't 50 states.
[laughter]
Let me tell you something. I have 49
states and there are no more [laughter]
now. I I think I should be able to eat
something.
[laughter]
>> It's up to you.
>> [laughter]
>> Delaware. [laughter]
Delaware.
>> All right.
>> I want my turkey now.
>> You got it.
You got Nevada twice.
[laughter]
>> I know.
>> Yeah.
>> It's 6:30 in the morning. We're not
working out. It's over.
>> No way. With one pound to go. Come on.
We're working. We're moving. We're in
the zone. We're grooving.
>> Okay. I don't I don't mind the last
pound. Okay. In fact, I kind of like the
last pound. Okay. So, don't make me do
anything that I'll regret. [laughter]
>> What you going to do, fat boy? Huh?
>> What?
>> Nothing except tell you uh I think it's
wonderful how much energy you have.
>> Well, thanks.
>> I mean, especially considering how tough
it's been for you to find work.
You know,
>> you know, I mean, you can't tell your
parents you were fired because they'd be
disappointed.
>> Uh-huh.
>> And it's not as if you have a
boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.
>> Well, no, but I
>> I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have
difficulty just getting out of bed at
all. [laughter]
You know, I try to stay positive.
>> So, you you feel like going for a run.
[laughter]
>> All right.
>> Because you know, you don't have to. If
you want, you could just take a nap
right here.
>> Okay.
[laughter]
Just for a little while.
>> Okay.
>> [cheering]
>> Uh, Ra, [laughter] what's Hugsy doing in
the crib with Emma?
>> Oh, well, she was just crawling around
and she found him, so I just let her
sleep with him.
>> That's all right, isn't it?
>> Oh, of course. Yeah, it's a stuffed
animal. You know, it's for kids, not for
adults.
>> I know that.
>> Joey, are you sure? I mean, I know how
much you love him.
>> Rachel, let's be clear on this, okay? I
do not love Hugsy.
>> I like him a normal amount.
>> All right. Well, Emma loves him.
>> Yeah. Well, why wouldn't she? He's a
wonderful person.
>> [music]
>> Look at you. All sweet and innocent,
sleeping like an angel with them chubby
little hands wrapped around you.
[laughter]
>> It's okay, Emma. You stay asleep.
>> [crying]
>> Step away from THE CRIB. I'M 11.
[screaming]
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. RA, IT'S ME. Put
down the scrunchie. [laughter]
>> What are you doing?
>> Well, I heard Emma stirring, so so I
came in to make sure she could reach
Hugsy.
>> Oh. Oh, thanks. All right. Well, now
that I'm up, I'm going to go to the
bathroom.
>> Okay. There you go, sweetie.
This isn't over.
>> Hey. Hey, look who's here. It's Joey.
And he brought home a friend.
>> Joey. Emma's right here. You promised
not to bring girls home in the middle of
the day anymore.
>> No, no, no. It's not a girl. It's
a brand new Hugsy.
>> Oh, that's so great. Now Emma has two
Hugsies.
>> No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Emma has one
Hugsy. The new Hugsy. Huh.
>> The other Hugsy. I don't know. I guess
I'll just take him back. Oh.
>> Oh, you know what? When I was a little
girl, I had a little pink pony named
Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took
her everywhere. I would braid her tail.
>> Make the transfer. [laughter]
>> Now, now, should I be concerned that a
button fell off the old Hugsy and I
can't find it?
>> Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I
swallowed that years ago. [laughter]
>> Oh, what? I don't think she likes the
new Hugsy.
>> But he's [crying] the same.
>> Yeah, I think she wants the old one
back.
>> Yeah, but he's the same.
>> Joey, come on.
>> But he's the same.
>> You're not the same.
[laughter]
>> Trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have
you seen Hugsy?
>> Uh, original or crappy?
>> Original.
>> No, sorry. I haven't seen them.
>> Then what's that big lump under your
covers?
It's Monica. Okay,
>> that is not Monica.
>> All right, fine. It's original Hugsy.
>> You know, now I know Emma wants him, but
he's mine and I need him. She's being
unreasonable.
>> Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves
that stupid PENGUIN SO MUCH. OH, DON'T
COVER ITS EARS. [laughter]
>> It's because it reminds her of her uncle
Joey.
>> It does.
>> Yeah. And she's comforted by him because
she loves her uncle Joey so much.
>> Really? She She loves me.
>> Oh, yeah.
But you know what? If you need Hugsy,
don't worry. Emma will totally
understand. I won't, but whatever.
>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, Ma. I mean, if if if
Hugsy means that much to Emma, then
Well, she can have them.
>> Oh. Oh, sweet. I knew Uncle Joey would
step up. Look, Emma, look who's back.
>> FORGET IT. FORGET IT. I can't do it.
>> Are you You're GOING TO TAKE UXY AWAY
FROM A LITTLE CHILD?
>> How do you think I got him in the first
place? [laughter]
>> Who is that?
>> Don't worry. I'm brave. I am brave. I I
am brave.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> Can you tell me who is there, please?
[laughter]
>> My name's Gary. I live upstairs.
Hi.
>> Hi. Do you know what time it is?
>> It's candy time.
>> My roommate says that they taste like
little drops of heaven.
>> Oh, please.
>> Did you hear that? Little drops of
heaven. [laughter]
>> 4:00 a.m.
>> So, can I get some candy?
>> I am sorry, but some of us have to get
up early and go to work. He does not
know that I am not some of us.
>> [laughter]
>> Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I I'll put
some out first thing in the morning.
>> Well, okay. I'll swing by later.
>> You live in this building?
>> Seems like I would have remembered you.
>> Night, G.
>> You guys are so cute.
>> I know.
>> All right, I'll see you tomorrow. Okay.
>> Okay.
>> [music]
>> You know, I love doing crossword puzzles
with you, honey.
>> Me, too. Now, let's finish this and go
to bed.
>> Okay, [laughter] there's only one left.
Threeletter word. Not dog, but
>> cat.
[laughter]
Yes. You are so smart.
>> I love you.
>> I love you, too.
[laughter]
[music]
>> Tada.
Are we greeting each other this way now?
Because I like that.
[laughter]
>> Look, I cleaned. I did the windows. I
did the floors. I haven't used all those
attachments on the vacuum except for
that little round one with the bristles.
I don't know what that's for.
>> Oh, yeah. Nobody knows. And we're not
supposed to ask.
>> Well, what do you think?
>> Very clean.
>> Really? It looks great.
>> Very clean.
Oh, I I I see you moved the green
ottoman.
>> Welcome.
[laughter]
>> How did that happen?
>> I don't know. I I thought it looked
better there. And I And also, it's an
extra scenery table.
>> Yeah, it's interesting.
[laughter]
But you know what? Just for fun, let's
see what it looked like in the old spot.
I just to compare.
See? Ha. Well, it looks good there, too.
Let's just leave it there for a while.
[laughter]
>> Can't believe you tried to move the
green ottoman.
>> Thank god you didn't try to fan out the
magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your
eyes RIGHT OUT.
>> GUYS, I AM NOT that bad. Yeah, you are,
Monica. [laughter]
Remember if I lived with you? You were
like a little, YOU KNOW,
That is so unfair.
>> Oh, come on. When we were kids, yours
was the only raggedy and doll. It wasn't
raggedy. [laughter]
>> Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized.
But hey, I can be a cook.
[laughter]
>> All right, you mad cap gal.
Try to imagine this. The phone bill
arrives, but you don't pay it right
away.
>> Why not?
>> Because you're A COOK.
>> [laughter]
>> INSTEAD, YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY send you a
notice.
>> I could do that. Okay. Okay. Then, uh,
you let me go grocery shopping and I buy
laundry detergent, but it's not the one
with the easy pour spout. Why would
someone do that? [laughter]
One might wonder.
Someone's left a glass on the coffee
table. There's no coaster. It's a cold
drink. It's a hot day. Little beads of
condensation are inching their way
closer and closer to the surface of the
wood.
>> Stop it. [laughter]
>> Oh my god, it's true. Who am I?
>> Monica, you're mom.
[music]
>> You go to bed, guys.
>> All right. Good night, Monica.
>> Mom, you going to leave your shoes out
here?
Uh-huh. [laughter]
>> Really? Just just casually strewn about
in that reckless haphazard manner?
[laughter]
>> Doesn't matter. I'll get him tomorrow or
not. [laughter]
>> Whenever.
>> She is a cook.
>> [music]
>> If it bothers you that much, just go out
and get the shoes.
No, don't do this. This is stupid. I
don't have to prove anything. I'm going
to go get them.
But then everyone will know.
Unless I get them and then wake up
really early and put them back. Oh, I
need help.
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