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So, where's your roommate tonight?
Well, I thought it was a little unfair that
she's always here and you never get a chance
to stay over.
So, I killed her.
I remembered our agreement.
You can joke about murdering people, but you
have to say
"Just kidding".
And the more important thing to remember is
that I'd never hurt you.
Oh, crap.
I have to run over to the hospital and check
on a patient.
That's okay, I can come back later.
No, no, don't be silly.
I won't be gone long.
Just stay here.
Okay, cool.
Oh, and you sure your roommate's
not going to come back while I'm here alone, right?
Because that'll be awkward.
Oh, don't worry, she's in Palm Springs.
Oh, good.
Well, her torso is.
Just kidding.
I put her in a wood chipper.
Oh dear Lord- Oh dear Lord.
It's okay.
You made it, we're fine.
That was a lot of puppies.
Let's forget about them and pick ourselves
out a nice turtle.
How about this one up on the log?
Oh, I don't know.
He kind of looks like a jerk.
How about this one?
He's barely moving.
He looks half dead.
I know, I like him too.
Hi little guy.
How'd you like to come home with us?
You'll be living with me, because we don't
live in the same house.
But that's not your fault.
Like you-
We're taking it ridiculously slow.
You'll stay with me when he's at Comic-Con
or away for work
Yeah, or if they accept daddy's application
to live on Mars.
What are you talking about?
Oh, well, there's this company that's
attempting to establish a colony on Mars, and
I applied to be among the first to go.
What should we name him?
I came in thinking Seth, but-
He kind of looks Italian.
You applied for a mission to be a colonist on
another planet and couldn't be bothered to tell me?
Would you have approved?
Of course not.
Well, based on your reaction, it looks like I
made the right choice.
Isn't that right, Giuseppe?
Hey- Hey listen, I have a little confession
to make.
Oh, is this your first time?
No. I got you something for Valentine's Day,
and I was too embarrassed to give it to you.
Why?
Because I got it at the dirty store.
You went to the dirty store without me?
In sunglasses and a hat after I parked two
blocks away.
Get it- Get it for me!
Yeah?
Okay um-
Uh, well, I hope it's fun.
It comes with paint, and it's kind of
creative and artistic.
Okay, did you go to the dirty store or
Michaels?
No, no- We cover ourselves in body paint.
And then- then we get on this big canvas and
do our thing.
Whoa it's kind of a big step for a guy who
only recently agreed to take his socks off.
You're making fun of me, forget it.
No no!
Come on, I want to do it.
Really?
Yeah!
Let's you, me and your very, very pale
feet make some art.
Hey, when you go back to the store, I want
to go with you.
Okay.
Well, it's a drive.
The one I went to is in
San Diego.
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