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Oh, guys, I just remembered I got you some
Hawking souvenirs.
What are these?
Uh, gears and springs from his wheelchair. Pretty cool, huh?
Wow. That's amazing.
Yeah, I made an adjustment on the motor
drive, and when I was putting it back
together, I could not for the life of me
figure out where they went.
I did it.
Had to go to three clothing stores,
but we finally found a dress that could envelop your mother.
I should have sent you to the custom car
cover place in Altadena.
They have her pattern on file.
Ha ha.
Humorous.
Now, will you please present my paper to Professor Hawking?
I don't know.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
I did your laundry.
I pee pee proofed your belt buckles.
I even sprained my wrist helping your mother
lift her bosom.
All right, Sheldon, there's only one thing
left I want you to do.
Don't worry. It's an easy one.
Okay.
Give me a compliment.
Fine.
You have very tiny hands.
No. About my job.
I want you to tell me I'm good at what I do.
You're obviously good at what you do.
Well, then why are you always ripping on me?
Oh,
I understand the confusion. No.
I have never said that you are not good at
what you do.
It's just that what you do is
not worth doing.
It's nicer than anything he's ever said to me.
I'd take it and run.
Thank you, Sheldon.
Now, will you give my paper to Hawking?
Sorry, I can't.
What? Why not?
I gave it to him three days ago.
He was really impressed.
He wants to meet you.
All right then.
Thank you, Howard.
Please let Professor Hawking know that I'm
available at his earliest convenience.
Thought he might be a little more excited.
Give it a second.
Woo hoo hoo!
Professor Hawking,
it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
I know.
I want to thank you for taking time to see me.
My pleasure.
I enjoyed reading your paper very much.
You clearly have a brilliant mind.
I know.
Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole
accelerating backwards through time
is fascinating.
Well, thank you.
I just it came to me one morning
in the shower.
That's nice.
Too bad it's wrong.
What do you mean wrong?
You made an arithmetic mistake on page two.
It was quite a boner.
No, no, but th th th th th
that can't be right. I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
Are you saying I do?
Oh, no. No, no, of course not.
It's just I was thinking.
Oh gosh, golly. I made a boo boo.
And I gave it to Stephen Hawking.
Great.
Another fainter.
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