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Well, not every hero receives a namesake
in this office. Are you kidding me? All
these heroes have something named after
him in this office. There's the Superman
writer's room, the Batman art
department, the Aquaman water cooler,
and the swamp thing office plant.
Listen, I understand you're upset, but
we only name things after a list heroes
who create the amazing comic books our
fans have grown to love. So, what are
we? Be list heroes? No, you're more like
D-list heroes.
There has to be something we can do to
prove we belong on the A-list. Like
putting us in charge of Wonder Woman's
anniversary issue. I'm sorry, but I've
already assigned that issue to our top
creative minds.
Then why don't you unassign it? No, I
must ensure that the issue becomes a
huge success so we don't get crushed by
the competition. Now, please enjoy the
rest of the party.
Oh man, this stinks. Don't worry,
Titans. We're not going to let anything
stop us from making that comic. But
Detective Chimp said Batman, Superman,
and the Flash are in charge of that
issue. Leave it to me. Hey guys, just
wanted to wish you good luck on Wonder
Woman's anniversary issue.
Now, let's get to work, Titans. If we're
going to make an amazing comic, we need
to come up with an amazing story. Ooh.
It also needs a diabolical plot and the
new villain. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We should
probably throw in some cool vehicles and
some familiar faces, too. Yo, great.
I'll do the writing and design. Starfire
and Cyborg, you two will take care of
the coloring. Booyah. Raven, you can be
the inker. Whatever. What about me?
You're going to draw the speech
balloons. Well, in that case, my speech
balloons are going to blow your mind.
Yell Titans. Go make a comic book.
[Music]
Thanks for coming everybody. We've got
something amazing to show you.
Has anyone seen Superman, Batman, or the
Flash? No. Knowing them, they're
probably somewhere slacking off.
This is terrible. The deadline for
Wonder Woman's issue is today.
Relax, man. We already took care of it.
You created the issue? That's right,
yell. So, we can prove to you that we
the kind of A-list heroes who deserve a
namesake. I'm sure you'll find that our
version truly represents 80 years of
Wonder Woman. Take it away, Cyborg.
[Music]
On the island of the mascara, Wonder
Woman, champion of truth, warrior for
peace, and lounger of couches, sips her
iced tea. When Cheetah suddenly leaps
from the shadows.
The hiss. I am the cheetah. Here, kitty
kitty. There. There. That's a nice
kitty. Steve, Trevor, what are you doing
here? I've come to give you an urgent
message. Oo. From the Justice League.
No, the pharmacist. The refill on your
prescription has been denied.
Oh, he won't get away with this.
Quickly, Steve, to the invisible station
wagon.
Wonder Woman. So, we meet again. Tell
me, pharmacist, why have you denied my
prescription? Forget it. I'll never tell
you. Oh, yeah. We'll just see about
that. My lasso of truth will force you
to tell me. It's because your insurance
no longer covers brand name
prescriptions. Then you get my doctor on
the phone and have her authorize the
generic. Okay. Okay. Do you have her
contact information? Yes. It's right
here on my medical alert power
bracelets.
Okay. Give it a minute to process this.
A half hour later. So, did you get your
prescription? Yes. And just in the nick
of time, too. The diner's early bird
special is almost over.
Yo, Beasty, let's play some dumb video
games.
No way. I'll lose all my brain
percentages. That's the idea. We loved
you the way you were. A sweet guy with
2% brain power. That beast boy is gone.
I'm using 80% of my brain now. Check
this out.
Whoa. Telekinesis. Yep. That's what
happens when you use the extra
percentages of your brain. I can do
this, too.
[Music]
What?
[Music]
So much brain power. But not enough.
Hold up. I got to do something real
quick.
[Music]
[Music]
Oh snap. What up, monkey man? Let's
touch fingers.
[Music]
Sick.
Where'd you go, dude? On a journey
through my own DNA to the beginning of
time, me and a monkey man touched
fingertips and then I saw all the
secrets of the universe. Now I'm using
95% of my brain and I'm going to turn
into a computer.
I do not understand what is the
happening. That's cuz you only use 10%
of your brains. If you was like me, you
could touch monkeys and be computers,
too. Beasty, you got to lock it up, man.
This is too much power. Ain't enough.
I'm about to get to 100%.
Then what will you do? Eliminate
reality.
We have to do something. Once he gets to
100%, we won't be able to stop him.
Titans, go.
Where are we? We're inside the puzzle.
Beast Boy, what have you done? I removed
all distractions so I can finally find
the hidden pics. You got to restore
reality, dude. Not until I finish the
puzzle, bro.
I can see. I can see.
Rocket ship, beach ball, feather
broccoli. Come on, little buddy. One
more. You can do it.
You got to be kidding me. It's right
there. Look, it is in the No, no hints.
I'm going to do it myself, even if it
takes forever.
A dolphin.
A, so obvious. They should really make
these puzzles harder.
We're back. Thanks, you did it. That's
what's up.
So, now that you have the unlimited
power of your brain, what are you going
to do? I don't know. I ain't thought
that far ahead. Hey, they got mazes in
here. I'm great at mazes.
I shall set the record for the longest
fingernails ever grown.
Must be so unnatural. I've never seen
such a thing in all my days. Star, it'll
take years for you to grow your
fingernails out like that. Yeah, that
dude took 50 years to grow his. Time
matters the not for I have dedicated my
whole heart to the task. Why' you pick
something so nasty? Yo, so I can be the
special. At least consider an easier
record to set like world's most likable
Teen Titan.
Thank you, Raven. But it is decided. I
will never give the ups, no matter the
cost. It may be a terrible idea, but I
support you, Star. I bet you won't be
able to last two months before you
realize how shameful a goal this be.
Everything okay, Star?
At this pace, it will be the forever
before I do the setting of the record.
You don't have to do this, Star. You're
already special just the way you are.
That is very nice, Robin. But your
opinion does not matter to me.
[Music]
What?
[Music]
Robin.
Robin.
What?
I have an itch under my nose that
requires the scratching.
Oh, yeah. That's the spot. Yeah.
Do you have any idea how close I am to
setting the record for the longest
fingernails ever grown? What? Very
close.
What?
Just a few more of the years.
Okay, this has gone far enough. That's
right. We're cutting those nails. Why
would I let you do that? Just look at
those hands.
You've been in misery the last 50 years
and we can't let it go on. My hands are
in the pain. The weight of the
fingernails is so very great. Then that
settles it. You're getting a manicure.
I would not try that if I were the you.
Oh yeah. What if we try it anyway?
I will show you what I will do once I am
able to aim my hands at you. Your
fingernails are so long you can't even
move your hands around. Yo, thank us
when we're done.
And then we can have some ma ball soup.
Do you know how many personal sacrifices
have been made in the setting of this
record? I gave up being the superhero. I
gave up all of the human contact because
I cannot do the hugging. And worst of
all, I have not held a single kitty in
over 50 years. I have wasted my life in
order to be special when in fact I shall
never be special. You don't need to set
any records. You're special just the way
you are. Do you mean that? I've been
saying that for years. Yes, but I do not
care about your opinion. Oh, hit me with
it. What if they're super muscular,
super ripped,
super tight?
The team tight hands.
Deep underground in the carbal tunnel,
our superheroes get pumped. Yeah. Tight
hands. Looking tight. The tightness I am
feeling is at maximum levels. Yeah.
Yeah. Right hand. Flex the flexers.
Yeah. Shan. Yeah.
Yeah, baby. We the tightest hands down.
It's the emergency hand signal. We must
lend the helping hand. Tight hands to
the flying ballet.
[Music]
Meanwhile, at the Jump City Bridge,
havoc is being reached by the arch
nemesis of the team tight hands, the
atomic toe. No, Mr. Frostbite. No, no,
no. The Clipper. Yeah,
look. The Clipper and his army of
Clipperrons are clipping the cables to
the jump city bridge. Oo, you got to
hand it to him. That's pretty
underhanded. It's time to get a handle
on the situation. Tight hands. Yeah.
Tight hands. You'll never stop me. The
transparic
[Music]
smash
power punch. Yeah.
You won't be slipping through my fingers
this time. Looks like we got the upper
hand. Tight hands. High five. Yeah,
[Music]
that is literally the worst idea we've
ever had. It might actually be the worst
idea anyone ever had.
It's all part of the creative process.
Got to dig through the dirt to get to
the gold.
But the Teen Titans have been around for
two decades. I feel like we're trying to
reinvent the wheel here. That's why
we're here in our favorite diner, taking
a pit stop.
H wheel pit stop. What is it, George?
What have we got? What if
the Teen Titans are a superhero Formula
1 pit crew?
Faster than a speeding bullet shot from
a speeding car.
Pit crew titans, go.
[Music]
[Applause]
We are the fastest pit crew in the sport
of motors. 1.81 seconds, baby.
I'm getting in a distress call. Pit crew
titans. Go, go, go. Meanwhile, in Jump
City, a crime is in progress at the
National Bank.
Check it out.
Pull them down.
[Music]
Roll them out.
1.81 seconds, baby.
I'm getting another distress call. Bed
crew titans. Go, go, go. Give me the
bag, lady. Help. Help.
Check it out.
Wheels locked. Helmet on. Go, go, go.
1.81 seconds, baby.
It's Batman. He forgot his lunch.
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