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[Music]
What a lovely underwater ornament. This
is not an ornament.
This is my kingdom of Atlantis.
Oh my goodness. It's Aquaman. He is even
the dreamier in person.
Yeah, he is. He's got that strong chin
that looks like a boute and the
confidence to wear his underwear as
outerwear.
And he is the only hero strong enough to
wield the mighty salad fort.
Aquaman is the coolest. Yo, it's true. I
am pretty cool. Probably the coolest
Justice League member.
Holds up. So if you're Aquaman, this
must be your trusty steed, Storm. I
don't know that storm's second cousin.
Light breeze.
Oh my goodness. Light Breeze, get away
from that strange seahorse. Listen,
Aquaman, we need to find a way out of
here. A way out. Thinking
thoughts,
pondering.
[Music]
Oh, I've got it. We can use a pebble to
jam up the filter. The jammed filter
will then build up pressure and explode,
causing the fish tank to tip over and
smash open on the floor. Then we'll all
be free. Wow. Wow. What a a ridiculous
idea. What are you trying to do? Put us
all in an early grave? Yeah, you dumb
dumb. That is such a bad idea. You've
got to be kidding me with that nonsense.
Wait a minute. I'm getting an idea here.
We jam up the filter, causing it to
build up pressure and explode, which
will tip over the aquarium and smash it,
and then we'll all be free. Really?
Great plan. Dude is a genius. What an
original idea, Aquaman. No, it's not. He
just stole that idea from me. Don't be
petty, yell. Aquaman is the brilliant.
There's just one small glitch. We're
going to need someone small enough to
swim through the filter tube so that we
can shut it down. Oh, I know. You can
use your magic trident to turn Robin
into an itty bitty tiny little fish.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sounds good to
me.
Wa! Just look at those tiny tiny baby
fins. Ow! I do not have baby fins.
We need to stay focused on getting to
the filter. But how's we supposed to get
there?
First, we'll go past the clam. Take a
right at the treasure chest. And then
it's a straight shot to the filter. Huh?
Let me put that another way. Head to the
clam. Take a right at the treasure chest
and straight on to the filter. Now,
that's a great leader right there. Oh,
yeah. Great plan, Aquaman. It is the
brilliant. Really,
guys? Guys, hold up. Nice. Cut the
chatter. We don't want to alert Black
Manta to our plan. Did someone say my
name? Black Manta? You're going to pay
for shrinking me in my undersea castle?
Well, consider it payback for stealing
my parking space at the marina. I had to
park so far away that I slipped on the
dock and injured my back. Now I got to
go to physical therapy twice a week. My
insurance won't cover it and my medical
bills are piling up. It's going to ruin
my credit.
Cry me an ocean.
[Music]
That's right. It is I, Aquaman,
Lord of the Ocean, King of the Sea, also
the Justice League's honkiest hero.
More like the dumbest hero. Your shrimp
side brain cannot match my scientific
wizardry.
It doesn't have to. Your wizardry is
stupid. Stupid? My wizardry is stupid.
You want to talk stupid? How about the
stupid outfit? Put that in your pocket.
If you have pockets and them tight
pants. Look, Manta, I came here to
reason with you, but I realize now that
we're going to have to settle this like
men of the ocean.
You're talking that age old tradition. I
feel you. I see where you coming from
right now. Yes. The way of the sea.
Sounds like you're in for it now, Manta.
That's right. You are because I'm
challenging you to a splash competition.
A what now? If I win, you'll finish your
work today and never come back. But if I
win, I get to live here forever. Sounds
fair. This is going to be awesome. No,
no, no, no. We are not doing this. Don't
worry. I can definitely probably beat
him.
[Music]
I'mma go easy on you with something I
call
[Music]
nice dive helmet head.
Oh yeah. Well, too could play that game.
[Music]
Oh, come on. Aquaman's dive was better
than that. Us in denial, fool. Now,
watch the master show you how it's done.
[Music]
Wa!
[Music]
Wow!
[Music]
[Music]
Stop voting for Black Manta. We are only
being the honest. But you just gave him
a near perfect score. It's going to be
impossible for Aquaman to beat that.
Hey, hit that house key ready, Robin,
cuz I ain't going nowhere. All right,
Aquaman. This is your last dive. I'm
counting on you.
Don't you worry, little guy. I got a
plan.
[Music]
Oh snap, it's a Kraken. Yo.
[Music]
Thank you, Raven. But it is decided. I
will never give the ups, no matter the
cost. It may be a terrible idea, but I
support you, Star. I bet you won't be
able to last two months before you
realize how shameful a goal this be.
Everything okay, Star?
At this pace, it will be the forever
before I do the setting of the record.
You don't have to do this, Star. You're
already special just the way you are.
That is very nice, Robin. But your
opinion does not matter to me.
[Music]
Wow.
[Music]
Robin.
Robin.
What?
I have an itch under my nose that
requires the scratching.
Oh, yeah. That's the spot. Yeah.
Do you have any idea how close I am to
setting the record for the longest
fingernails ever grown? What? Very
close.
What?
Just a few more of the years.
Okay, this has gone far enough. That's
right. We're cutting those nails. Why
would I let you do that? Just look at
those hands.
You've been in misery the last 50 years,
and we can't let it go on. My hands are
in the pain. The weight of the
fingernails is so very great. Then that
settles it. You're getting a manicure.
I would not try that if I were the you.
Oh yeah. What if we try it anyway?
I will show you what I will do once I am
able to aim my hands at you. Your
fingernails are so long you can't even
move your hands around. You'll thank us
when we're done and then we can have
some ma ball soup. Do you know how many
personal sacrifices have been made in
the setting of this record? I gave up
being the superhero. I gave up all of
the human contact because I cannot do
the hugging. And worst of all, I have
not held a single kitty in over 50
years. I have wasted my life in order to
be special. When in fact, I shall never
be special. You don't need to set any
records. You're special just the way you
are. Do you mean that? I've been saying
that for years. Yes, but I do not care
about your opinion.
There's no reason for any more pain.
All the right.
Do it.
[Music]
I can do this.
Oh, a backflip. That's cool, man. I can
also do a double. Don't do it, Robin.
You never land those. He's going to
break something again, fool. Yeah, I got
it, fool. Watch and be amazed.
I'm okay.
I'm impervious to damage.
You really don't have superpowers. I do
have superpowers. I have the power of
initiative.
The rocket tower has landed. We on Mars,
people. Now watch as I demonstrate my
initiative powers by initiating the
search for Daiso's music without so much
as a single thought.
[Music]
See, I already found Dea Soul's music
because of my initiative.
It was almost too easy. Wait, it's
probably a trap.
No, don't press play.
Everybody stay calm. We'll find a way
out. I just need time to think.
Another one of my super. We don't have
time for your makebelieve powers. How's
we getting out of this? I don't know.
The water is 3 ft high and rising.
And if we do not get out the soon,
[Applause]
I mean, we probably going back, too. So,
the stakes is so high. Yo, don't worry.
We got this. Da activate balloon
mindset.
[Music]
[Music]
Thanks for the save.
Look,
there's Da's music.
Yo, give us back our music, fool. Huh?
Never. Listen, man. We're willing to
negotiate. Give us our music back and
we'll split the royalty. Your music is
mine.
Man, there's no getting through to this
dude. Don't worry, Da.
We got this. Titans, come.
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
Club one. Club two. Club three.
[Music]
Hey O.
[Music]
They're shooting their bionics beam.
[Music]
[Music]
That was crazy. Hey, thanks for helping
to save our music, Titans. Just doing
our duty as day fans. You guys are
pretty cool. Wow, Wonder Woman's
invisible jet.
We were just flying by and saw you take
out that space monster. Nice work,
Deasol. You guys want to join the
Justice League? What?
We in the Justice League, baby.
The Justice League.
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