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Look what my dad just gave me.
Please tell me that's not your mom.
No. No. She picked out her own urn. My
dad keeps saying it's a size too small,
but she squeezed into it. Oh,
no. This is stuff she left for the kids.
Can
I open it?
Wow. There's a note for you.
I can't read it.
Okay.
Would you?
All right.
Dear Phil, you've always been the most
wonderful son, and now I need you to do
one last thing for me.
Oh no, she's going to ask me to throw
her ashes in the Pope's face.
Don't say anything to your father
because he'll just resist. But there's a
woman named Annie Fitz Simmons who lives
a few streets over. We don't know her
very well, but I've always admired her
and I think she'd be perfect for your
dad. So before you go home, I want you
to fix them up with her.
That is crazy. I know this sounds crazy,
but single men are in short supply here,
and a lot of scheming harpies will swoop
in before your father knows what hit
him. I love Frank, but he'll follow
anything with a casserole.
I don't believe this. It's too soon. And
my dad's not a cartoon bear. He's
perfectly capable of making intelligent
decisions.
Hey guys, I make cookies.
Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor.
Hey kids, your grandma left each of you
something.
Cool. Rockports. It's just the box.
Oh my god, there's a letter. I don't
know if I'm ready for this. Although, if
grandma wrote it, she must have sensed I
was ready. Because you had such a bond.
It too. Haley, why don't you tell us
what yours says?
Oh, it's so sweet. It's about how
beautiful I am inside. It's score
jewelry. Wa! Check it out.
Look at that. Your grandma loved pocket
watches. She said they made a man look
dignified.
Is this chain in case you swallow it?
No, but suddenly I'm glad it's there.
A lighter. Huh?
What does the note say?
This is a lighter.
I don't understand. How much clearer
could she have been?
I wouldn't read too much into it. Your
grandma loved you very much. She just
did a couple of bizarre things towards
the end.
Here, Alex. I can help you out with
that. You are getting very sleepy. A
crappy old lighter is not a sucky gift.
Honey, honey, honey, honey. So, you're
not going to do what your mom asked?
Marry off my dad to a complete stranger
on the day of her funeral? I think not.
It was her last wish. When my dad is
ready, he gets to pick his own
girlfriend. That's the big upside to
your wife dying.
Also, not having to think before you
speak.
Yeah.
Grandma looks so happy here.
Yeah, we were pretty hammered.
That was last Fourth of July, Grandma's
favorite holiday. The Plimpmptons had a
barbecue and grand and I got a little
tipsy on ginger margaritas. We came home
for a catnap and slept right through the
big fireworks show. First one she ever
missed. Boy, was she mad. I made it up
to her with a little fireworks show of
our own later.
Grandpa,
a couple of glow sticks and a slingshot
in the backyard.
Oh. which led to some pretty memorable
love
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