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Actually bad news. We're totally booked.

We have a ton of reservations.

Yeah, one's ours, I called. Here it is.

Hey.

So your table is right here.

Honey, would you mind getting us a couple drinks? I would love an iced tea.

Same, please.

I'll have a mango kiwi smoothie, yogurt instead of ice cream and make it low fat.

I'm gonna look good when I'm riding in your new car.

Honey, I gotta say, I like this haircut.

Hey, we're all just playing for second in this family.

Were you all done here? Uh, actually, no.

Um, I will have more iced tea, another iced tea and a mango kiwi smoothie.

All ice cream. I'm pregnant.

You have got to be kidding me.

Just try it. You will thank me.

Did you learn nothing from last night?

Whoa.

It was about the salad.

I have been recommending wedge salads to you, amongst other things,

for years. And you never listened to me.

And then some idiot suggested. And you can't wait to try a wedge salad.

It makes me feel like I don't matter.

Thanks a lot, dad. Mom's little outburst just got me fired.

Okay, I gotta talk to your mom.

You comfort your sister.

She never worked here.

Check it. I'm a scary black cat.

The only person that costume scares is me.

Go change it. To what?

I don't know, one of your old costumes.

Honey, trust me, I am sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

Ew!

What the hell is that?

What? You told me to put on an old costume.

Not from when you were eight. Are you trying to get candy or Japanese businessmen?

Change it. Go.

Okay. Mom, you cannot have a problem with this

I'm Mother Teresa.

Are you kidding me?

What? I'm her back when she was hot.

Haley. You ready?

Let's do this.

Turn on the TV.

Nice. Mute it.

Unmute it.

Put on DVD.

Skip forward.

Wait.

Okay. Back to TV.

Face!

Don't get all cocky, Phil. Let's see what happens to little Haley when I do this.

Face!

Dad, what do I do?

Don't panic. We went through this. Just,

just think.

Give up, give up. Admit defeat.

Haley.

Okay, let's see you put the remote onto TV mode and then press input till you get HDMI 1

and

I did it!

Fine you proved your point. Everybody in this house is smarter than me.

No, honey, you're missing the point.

I taught Haley how to use the remote in 20 minutes, so think how fast you can learn it.

What's that supposed to mean?

You see what I'm saying?

There's like a hundred things on this list.

- I know. - But it's just the two of us. It's fun.

Okay. It's not fake Mother's day.

This place is huge. Plus, we have to cook dinner.

This is impossible.

Listen to me. Your whole life has led to this moment.

All the training, the hours of dedication.

There's not a soul alive who can touch you when it comes to shopping.

And baby, you know it. Look at me,

Be you.

Give me that list.

Never been more proud in my life.

- Come on. - No.

This way.

There you are I thought I'd lost you.

I'm sorry. I may have taken a few minutes to try out a futon.

It's a young woman's game. Okay, where do we stand?

I think we have everything. Yes!

Except the Ladybug night light for Lily.

Haley your whole life is. Okay, great. I'll see you in line. I got it mom. I got it

Yes, Ronald. I not only found it, I got the last one.

Yes. The ladybug, not the turtle.

I also got the doll, so I'm all set.

I'm gonna leave in five.

Or maybe I just want paper. Paper, paper, just paper all the way.

Yeah. Hayley. Too late to change my mind.

Sir, would you like me to hold your merchandise up at the register while you finish shopping?

Oh, aren't you a dream?

Pack of gum. And one more pack of gum.

People drop in this time of year, you know.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry. Excuse me.

Night light, you were looking for ma'am. Ring her up, Madison.

Thank you. There you go.

Okay. I'm torn. On one hand, I'm like, I have to pick up garbage all day.

And on the other hand, I'm like, look at me in orange.

Aw. That's cute. Send that to me.

Haley had a little run in with the law in college.

She was arrested for assaulting a police officer.

Accidentally. I fell on him.

While evading arrest for underage drinking.

That was on purpose.

They were very lenient with her. She only has to do community service.

Because I do not have any priors.

Taking a little too much pride in that, sweetheart.

Who are you? Oh, my God, you scared the hell out of me.

Okay. Language. There's a baby in the house.

Uh, that baby happens to be my uncle.

Which one are you? I need to tell Mr. P who broke one of his beers.

I'm Alex. Who are you?

I'm their Manny.

Nice try. I know they're Manny, and you look nothing like him.

You're Haley. I'm their male nanny.

Andy. You really need to move.

Okay, well, I'll be out by the pool.

Nope. No, no, no, not without permission.

You're not. I'm gonna call Mr. and Mrs. P.

Wait, seriously, Manny, do you, do you really have to do that?

I see what you're doing. Don't bother.

Because I have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah.

That's pretty young, but I guess they do things differently over there.

She's my age and we're engaged, to be engaged.

It's, it's a pre-engagement. She's in the Coast Guard

in Utah?

Yeah, it's the largest salt lake in the Western Hemisphere.

Oh, good. She's protecting our lake.

I'll be out by the pool. Your boss is calling you.

Oh my God, what are you doing, perv?

Getting proof of where the two missing beers went. You can't drink that out here.

Let's see if you're right.

No.

Okay, well, you're in a pool zone, and that is glass, so that's not safe.

It's dangerous.

What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water?

Okay. Just give me No.

Damn dizo dilly. Well, now you've done it.

You're gonna have to climb in there and get all the glass out of the pool.

I just got my hair straightened, so that's not gonna happen.

I hate to go all ballistic, but it has not been a pleasure meeting you.

Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?

I do, but she's real. So she's a real girl.

Found another one. I told you.

Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.

Oh, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.

You're bleeding.

What? I do not like blood

I do not like blood. Is it bad?

Here. Oh my God.

What?

Your fingers are so stubby. Like baby carrots.

Sure.

Okay. Make fun until you need me to reach into a vending machine.

Then I'm everyone's best friend.

Hold still. Let me put some pressure on it.

So why are you a Manny anyway?

Saving up for college. Plus, I like kids.

Does it make your hands seem normal?

Okay.

Thank you. I'm good. Thank you.

Okay. That's a lot of mirror looking.

And that's me saying that. Good.

Good. Nice cruising speed. Look, there's that jogger.

Now we're in the lead. Can we put the brakes on the sarcasm?

They're worn out. Hey, mom.

Haley, listen to me. You did not pay a bunch of parking tickets,

and now your father is in jail

and I have to go bail him out just as soon as I can get my hands on a giant pile of cash.

Cash! Ash. Oh, God. That was furry.

You are in so much trouble. Oh, don't you think I know that?

What am I gonna do? You're going to get what you deserve.

A parking violation is second only to a moving violation, which is grounds for the loss of a driving privilege.

Privilege, not a right. Oh, my God, shut up.

This is why mom pays me to drive with you.

What?

Where do you think she's calling me? From the closet in blinds union?

Why would closet workers and blind people even have a union together? Think.

Dad, before you get mad.

Oh, we passed before I get mad.

Hours ago, when I was sitting in solitary for your crime.

It was only solitary because no one else was in there.

You paid Haley to take me driving?

That's right. Haley told me everything.

You made up a fake union just so you wouldn't have to be with me.

Alex, I am so sorry, Haley, I trusted you.

Good luck trusting anyone in this family, especially dad.

Usually when I drag you kicking and screaming to something, you thank me afterwards.

This time I was wrong.

What did he do?

He lied me into a dance class.

Luke, I am so sorry. Haley, you are in so much trouble.

So much trouble.

Stop trying to make this her fault.

What kind of parents lie to their kids?

Yeah. What kind of lesson is that to teach all of us?

- Yeah, seriously, sometimes - Hey, neither one of you knows the whole story.

Please, let me tell them the truth. Alex,

the real reason mom doesn't want to teach you to drive is because she doesn't want you getting your license.

What?

Think about it, mom. Driving you around is kind of her favorite time with you.

It's the only place where your nose isn't buried in a book and she can actually talk to you.

Sure, you're getting your license, but she's losing her little girl.

Mom, is that true?

Come here girl.

And the only reason dad lied to you is

Should I tell him dad?

Fine.

Dad was a huge nerd in college.

He asked mom out like ten times and she always said no.

Finally he said, I'll never bug you again if you do one thing.

Just one. Dance with me.

Just dance.

He spun her around on the floor and expressed himself with his body in a way he never could with words.

That's beautiful.

Mom finally saw the dad that we all know and love.

And you wanted to give that to me.

Come here.

Everybody come for cake.

We can discuss my punishment later.

Yeah.

Did she learn that from us?

It can't be taught, it's a gift.

It's me. I'm back.

Why?

I made a pact with a friend of mine. And I am not leaving this office until I meet with Gavin Sinclair.

I don't care what's on your vision board.

You're not getting in there. So if you could just.

I'm insanely busy.

Nikki, thank God you're here. Peel this orange for me.

Mr. Sinclair, it's Haley Dunphy.

I was supposed to see you for the assistant job

I have been studying your work, and I have to say, the looks that you did for New York Fashion Week.

I'm really too busy right now.

But I drove all the way down here.

We had an appointment.

Yeah, I looked at your blog. It's a little too cutesy for me.

I need someone with edge.

I have edge.

You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen.

You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Thanks for coming by though. What is that I wanted to peel.

Hey, I think it's weird you don't like cutesy, considering half your clients at the Grammys look like they

just stepped out of a my Little Pony fever dream.

That's good. But not at me. Never at me.

Nikki, stop. There are five things wrong with Nikki's outfit.

What are they?

She's standing right there.

I'm dressed better than she is.

The tank gives you a uniboob. The watch is too big.

The harem pants, the wedge boots.

And come on that belt. The 90s have been out for three years,

and that's five. Now should I do you?

I did it, I got the job.

Honey.

Honey, I'm so proud.

Oh, never doubted you.

Sweetheart.

I know. It was such a rollercoaster.

The receptionist was so mean, and I went and cried in my car and I was about to leave.

But I remembered how brave you were talking to my dad.

So I got back in there.

And I did that thing you said about not throwing up.

Oh, God.

I guess some boys are good to scratch.

Yeah, he could be exactly what she needs right now. And I don't know about you,

but I'm sensing a little heat over there. Like oh, my gosh. I'm so happy for you.

This is so great.

And thanks to you, Mr. Dunphy, I can finally save up and get Beth that engagement ring.

Who's Beth?

His girlfriend.

Oh. So you two really aren't together?

No.

No. She's, like, weirdly obsessed with this.

K? who says K? You're so stupid.

Go. Go around, go around. I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere, Mr. Gavin Sinclair.

I'm not going anywhere. You're going to see me

I'm just show, you're not going anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere.

Hi. Evening folks. Come on in.

Hi.

Wait, wait. Hang on guys, wait. Don't you need to check IDs?

Sorry, we don't offer a senior discount.

No, no, it's not for me. And now I really need a drink.

Go on, honey, show your license. Go on.

Picture!

Somebody 21 today?

Yes.

Military gal. Welcome, Private Dorchester.

Oops. That is the wrong one.

I am so very sorry. Hold on a second.

Yes, I'm a huge dork for celebrating my 21st with my family.

But my mom was crazy excited to go to a bar with me.

Or just to go to a bar.

It's so nice what you two are doing.

My mother would have never taken me out for a drink.

Why? Was she super strict?

No. She would never see me as an adult except when the police came to the house,

then she would be like, Gloria, you go talk to them.

Tell them your father was here last night, but unbutton your shirt a little bit first.

Okay. The craziest thing I heard.

And there is some competition there is that you think this lady treats me like I'm an adult?

Wait. I do treat you like an adult.

You made me change my shirt two times before we left the house

and force fed me a cheese sandwich so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk.

No, that is just one woman offering another woman a fashion tips and advice for casual drinking.

How do you know about fashion?

What do you know about casual drinking?

Okay, okay. That's funny. I see, I wouldn't have laughed that before cause you were a kid.

But now I'm gonna laugh cause it's funny.

Hi.

Sorry that took so long. We got trapped by those bridesmaids over there.

Yeah.

That's what happens when you bring gay guys to a straight club.

We're like catnip to drunken bachelorette party girls.

Promise they can get a little bit clingy. But don't worry, Haley, we are here for you tonight.

To Haley's first drink

Okay. Yeah.

Ooh it burns!

Doctor Singh, that is some exquisite gel work.

And I say that as a soon to be nurse and someone who wears a lot of product in his hair.

Thank you.

Haley, have you been taking your prenatal vitamins?

I'll make sure she does from now on.

Calm down. Mom. I can remember to take a pill every day.

Can you?

Oh, there's the heartbeat.

Oh, it sounds so fast. Is everything okay?

No. That's good. That's the way a baby's heart should sound.

He's right. It's the sound of a very healthy hum.

What?

There's a second heartbeat.

A baby with two hearts. I didn't know I was pregnant when I ate that brownie.

I didn't. No, Haley. Breathe.

You're having twins.

That's impossible. It's a mistake.

It's not. I'm pretty good at this.

She's right.

You can see them right here.

I can't have twins. There's twice as many babies as we were expecting.

Yeah, they'll outnumber us.

How are they gonna fit in our place?

How are they gonna fit in my body?

And one is always going to be awake I'll never sleep again.

And those double strollers are so wide I can say goodbye to ever shopping at a boutique.

Haley, everything's gonna be okay.

You don't know that. I do.

I've been way over my head, mom.

But you're not alone.

Yeah, I'll be here.

Yeah, he'll be here. But I meant me.

I'll be here.

Yeah. You kind of haven't been lately.

I know, I know, and I'm very sorry about that.

But as you're about to find out, being a mom is very complicated.

Luckily, there are these instincts that kick in, especially when your kid's in trouble.

So if you're ever overwhelmed, I'm right over your shoulder on the wings of a hummingbird.

Now I know where she got the brownie.

And I'll be right behind you on that hummingbird, Mrs. D.

It's kind of a hummingbird, for one.

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