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[Music]
hi
I mean I really want a house in the
Hamptons but I'll take a cupcake
I'm nothing like that sounded don't
apologize I'm everything like that
sounded oh uh I'll be right back babe
there's a homeless guy building a
shopping bag house around the Porsche
too bad that homeless guy almost had a
front porch
he hates his neighborhood so you've been
helped out with gunpoint one or two
times like grow a pair right
so what are you eating
um chocolate but wait now I'm thinking
red velvet Tim put my ringing woman he
proposed oh he proposed with one of our
cupcakes that's so sweet yeah it was I
mean it was like a whole thing because I
swallowed it but once it passed really
so pretty
I gave him a 20 to move to that Mini
Cooper instead of our car
I'm going to start calling Han Mini
Cooper
babe I've been thinking uh oh that's
never good it's great babe listen so
since you proposed me with one of their
cupcakes I was thinking that these girls
should do our wedding cake
but babe we already ordered a wedding
cake thirteen hundred dollars remember
babe I know but behave they said babe
Less in the movie Babe
so do you guys do wedding cakes no ah I
don't she does she's the Baker and yes
we do tons of wedding cakes gay weddings
straight weddings bad weddings
Claire you do whatever you want but I'm
gonna wait in the car just can't do the
cake stuff again babe
he doesn't want to do the cake stuff
well I don't want to do the butt stuff
you know what I mean no yes
why don't you come in we can talk about
it enter through the diner okay see you
guys in a sec
wow your walk with purpose is getting
almost as impressive as Hans bang bang
you're in my house now I know what
about Han before yesterday we thought he
was 53 and unarmed I guess we learned
something new about people every day
yeah look how we learned that when you
get nervous I'm disposable
that was very uncharacteristic of me
um Hallelujah cool name by the way how
are you doing today Hallelujah bitter
they wouldn't let me put an exclamation
point on my name tag
anyway you can make a fresh batch of
popcorn I could but it takes 10 minutes
and your show starts in two actually
three and a half and I can miss a few
trailers I used to work at a Cineplex
five also now you just know everything
about life
the opening scene sets up where he gets
his super powers from hey
Hallelujah here is doing the best he can
I mean based on his name his parents
clearly had bigger dreams for him it is
not his fault you guys showed up two
minutes before the show starts maybe
next time a show of 10 minutes early
without the attitude and the fidgety
exhaling you think Hallelujah doesn't
hear that he does
sorry to be such a problem we'll just
take whatever you've got ready no girl I
got you I'm gonna make you a fresh batch
Hallelujah could I have some fresh too
you'll get the burnt ones and like it
nerd
foreign
on number four and on which aisle can I
find tucking tape
okay I'll just have these Slim Jims and
a ho ho
like I have to fit into Couture today
stop hitting me
girls stop fighting I hate to see women
fighting each other well unless of
course it's Hoda and Kathy Lee over the
last glass of chardonnay
RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race
we love your show we used to watch it
through our neighbor Jeff's window but
then he met Dean and now all they do is
cook naked so we just watched that now
oh you poor babies so why the cat fight
did she steal your size 12 stilettos
because I would cut a for that
we were actually on our way to Texas to
see if she and her ex could patch things
up no we're not going to Texas we're
going back home sometimes you gotta
admit the Fate and that there is a very
live June bug in this macaroni salad oh
no honey I do not like the sound of
defeat
you wanna know where I'd be if I'd given
up on my dreams
living right down the road managing a
Dress Barn
driving 400 miles and a ball gown to
sing karaoke it could not be the
supermodel of the world that I am today
oh hey there
Hey listen uh I'm driving to Texas if
y'all want to ride well shall we Sashay
away
you know that's copyrighted say it again
and you owe me twelve thousand dollars
here
looks RuPaul
oh my God you should have told him the
damn cupcakes I'm sure
[Applause]
oh the last time I had champagne was at
a Filipino wedding I crashed at a
DoubleTree
thank you
another passenger I wonder who it could
be probably my mother every time
something great is about to happen to me
she shows up and ruins it
in 20 hours we went from beer in an
alley to Dom on a plane that's pretty
magical yeah this could not get any
better
[Applause]
good morning how y'all doing
cool cool
chains a good morning a coffee water or
something no I'm really tired I just
want to crash not the plane
do you have any sleepy time too
sleepy time tea that is so gangster oh
we're moving Max buckle your seatbelt
we're about to take off
I'm a little scared What's It Gonna feel
like
oh that's it that feels familiar I guess
I have a private plan in my nightstand
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