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Okay, who's ready for
Family Movie Night?
All right, tonight's selection:
Tim Burton's
Alice in Wonderland in 3D.
Now let's all sit down
and take our headache.
Or...
or-or...
we could
watch...
The Cove,
The Cove?
Isn't that that
horrible documentary
where they kill
all the fish?
Dolphins, actually.
Well, yeah, but this one
was in the video store
under "Ethan's Picks."
Come on, Peter.
Billy's our guest.
(sighs) All right,
we'll watch The Cove.
(men shouting in Japanese,
splashing and thumping)
Oh, my God!
I don't want to see this!
I know you can't tell this,
but the one who's about
to get her throat cut,
she's sorta hot.
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
What do you think
I'm doing?
You're stoolin'?
What, you gotta
do that in here?
Well, where else am I
supposed to do it?
I can't just do it
on the floor, can I?
You'd be all, like,
"Ooh, who left this coil
of rope on the floor?"
It's very... comes out
very ropey is my point.
But I gotta take a bath.
Go on, then.
We're both men.
Well... all right,
I guess.
There you go!
(hearty laugh)
Look at that!
What is...
Whoa! Solar eclipse.
Blocking the sun.
Do not look directly
at it. (laughs)
Wh-Wha-What the hell?
What're you doin'?
I'm just making
a comment.
Um, need to
know somethin'.
Do you hear the word
"morbidly" a lot?
This is not fair.
O-O-Okay.
And, again, I'm gonna
ask one more question,
and don't take this
the wrong way,
but have you actually
got a penis?
Yes.
Where-where is it?
Where is it?
It's in there.
Are you sure?
So it's like Mr.
Snuffleupagus, is it?
Aw, the hell with this.
Lois, get the ruler,
we're measuring again.
And this time, Idecide
where the base is.
So then I'm reading
the funnies,
and right before I get
to the last panel,
Billy blurts out,
he goes, he goes,
"You know, those firemen showed
up to get a cat out of the tree,
but it turns out it's really
Marmaduke up there."
It ruined the whole damn thing!
Peter, in Billy's defense, the
strip is called Marmaduke,
and Marmaduke
had not yet made
an appearance.
You probably should've
seen that coming.
I tell ya, he was fun at first,
but now I'm not sure I can take
much more of him living here.
Well, Peter, you've more than
paid back your debt to him.
I mean, what did he do?
He-he got you a hood ornament.
If you ask me,
it's time for him to go.
Yeah, you're right.
Plus, the sooner
we get him out of here,
the sooner I can get back
to my cocaine and dollhouses.
(long, loud snorting noise)
(rings bell)
Dinner is served.
(small excited squeal)
Get out!
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