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Shelley, I was looking at your college
catalog. There are a lot of fun clubs.
Might be a nice way to make some new
friends.
I don't need friends. I have Dr.
Linkletter.
And he's fun.
But did you know that there's a science
fiction club? You like science fiction?
I prefer science fact.
Then maybe you might enjoy the astronomy
club, Outer space and such.
Oh, you can meet other people from your
planet.
Read your magazine.
Why are you so interested in me joining a
club?
I just want to make sure that you get the
full college experience.
I suppose my so-called peers could benefit
from my presence.
And you might benefit too.
A nice thought, but I don't spread my
sunshine for selfish reasons.
Give me the catalog.
You tried and that's what counts.
Hello, lunch friend.
Hi, Sheldon.
Egg salad, Stinky.
What do you want?
I have some bad news.
I'm going to join a club on campus, which
means we won't be able to have lunch
together.
Wonderful for you.
Sad for me. Happy trails.
Oh, no. We're still having lunch today.
You get to help me decide which club I
should join.
Terrific.
For some reason, Dr.
Linkletter felt it was important that I
start my quest to join a club immediately.
The interview process was tougher than you'd
expect.
So why exactly should I join your club?
Well, cool people.
Good chess players.
And when the weather's nice, we meet in the
quad outside?
Yes.
Under trees?
Yes. Where birds live?
Yes.
I think we're done here.
So what kind of activities does the Science
fiction Club engage in?
Well, this Friday we're having a screening of
Star Wars on Laserdisc.
I thought this was the science fiction club.
It is. Star Wars is science fantasy.
The force is basically magic.
At that point, you might as well be watching
The Hobbit.
That's next week.
This is madness Proposition.
The newest member of the debate club should
be Sheldon Cooper. You're the affirmative.
Go. Sheldon Cooper.
Me and I believe I should not join the
debate team because there are far more
valuable uses of my time.
Do you want to join or not?
That's the debate, isn't it?
I don't know what's happening.
If you're thrown for a loop, wait until you
hear my rebuttal. Sheldon Cooper should not
join the debate team because your leadership
is clearly questionable.
Okay. You're not in the club.
Ha!
I win. Wait.
Aren't you going to call him back?
No, it's his old lady.
She keeps getting me to run her errands and
do her chores.
You don't even do that here.
I know she's not your grandma.
Just call her back and say no.
You're up.
Thanks again.
Uh huh.
What are you going to do with all these
plants?
Put them in the garden.
Sounds like a lot of work.
No.
So why are you taking me instead of Dale?
Well, last time he and I went casino hopping,
it didn't work out too hot cause he proposed
and you said no.
Why would he tell you that?
Hey, don't feel bad.
I'm the dummy that said yes to him.
Well, I guess you got a point there that
will turn it up. I love that song.
Crazy. I'm crazy for feeling so lonely.
You know, they got karaoke at the lounge.
Oh. Hey, easy.
Crazy for feeling so blue.
Wow.
That's some voice you got.
Thank you.
Sheldon, why are you at my desk?
I like your keyboard.
The ones at the library are too.
Clacky.
I thought you were going to join a club.
I tried, but they each had their own
problems.
My chance for any of those problems.
You.
You're so funny. I missed this.
Would you like your seat back?
Yes. I'd also like my office back.
What do you mean.
Son? You can't just hang out here whenever
you want.
Why not? We're friends.
No, I'm a professor.
You're a student. I'm 68.
You're 11. Do you see where I'm headed?
Here? Nope.
Sheldon, I've tried to be nice about this,
but you're just not taking the hint.
If you have questions about class, I'm here.
Otherwise, please leave me alone.
I understand.
Thank you.
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