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Come on, Dad. Keep them open.
>> You need to get used to this so the
Flash doesn't startle you when we take
the photo.
>> It's not my fault. I was born with the
eyes of a beautiful young baby deer.
>> Richard, you got this. Come on,
everyone. It's photo time. Why do we
need a new photo anyway? Seriously,
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>> I always kind of like that picture. It's
impressionistic.
>> Yeah, it gives the impression we're
weirdos. Look, Anaisa isn't even in
frame. Besides, it's not just that
photo. My birthday dinner, Christmas
time, the one and only vacation we had
last year.
Wait, that one's nice. That's our
reflection in the plastic. I just want
one nice Watom family photo where we all
look normal and not like a bunch of
criminals in the police lineup. Is that
too much to ask for?
>> Yes, it is. So, if you please, lovely
customers, cuz I got a bar mitzvah to
get to after this. So, the less
dialogue, the quicker I can get this
done. All right. Big smiles, everyone.
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Maybe take it down a bit,
Richard.
>> Okay. And three, two, one. Oops.
Everyone stay here. I'm here for the
family photograph.
>> Granny Jojo, I don't think I told you
about this.
>> You didn't? I read about it in Richard's
weekly newsletter. You know, honey, Rich
Pickings, the wit and wisdom of Richard
Wat.
>> Oh, well, I guess you're family and this
is a family portrait. So,
>> mate, come on in, Louie.
>> What? What? Wait, what's this?
>> Oh, it's a bunch of old junk I found in
my basement that I thought might look
good on your window sill.
>> Oh, great. More useless olds in the
house.
>> Whoa. What's this, Granny Jojo?
>> Ah, some old family heirloom. I don't
know. Hey, buddy.
Wa! This thing looks like it needs your
soul to be opened. The only thing taking
your souls will be me. If you don't
>> give me your cutest smile for this
photo.
>> Okay, everyone, just uh shuffle in a
bit.
>> Hey, you calling me fat?
>> Granny, please.
>> Okay. And three, two, one.
>> What was that?
>> You got to be kidding me,
>> Nicole.
>> Mom. Dad, what are you do? Oh, Rich
Pickings, you didn't start the photo
without us, did you?
>> No, you're just in time. And thank you
for being a loyal newsletter reader.
>> You remember Johnny Toucan, right,
honey?
>> Hey, Nicole. Haven't seen you since
senior year.
>> Yeah, when you were a freshman.
>> Well, it takes 2 to tango.
>> Oh, Johnny. Yeah, I get it. Like your
name.
>> That doesn't make any sense.
>> I know this is a lot to take in, so I
got help to bring in the rest.
I need a place to stay. You guys can
take the couch.
>> Okay, you're going to have to all stand
still.
>> Kids, stop messing around with that box.
But mother, it calls to us
>> now. Now, do you think you too can
behave?
>> There's three of them. You ignoramus.
And don't talk to my grandkids.
>> Louie, get my purse. We got to fight
cooking.
>> Can I close my eyes yet?
>> Mrs. Watson, I have another job to get
to. I really need to take this picture.
>> Yes. Yes, Larry. Uh, this will be fun.
>> Three, two, one. Huh?
[Applause]
>> Oh, there it is. That specific
Fitzgerald induced anxiety.
>> Well, you didn't want to break
tradition.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I get it.
Okay, I got this.
Mhm.
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>> Cheers, Dad.
>> Hey, have I said happy birthday, by the
way?
>> Happy birthday.
[Music]
I'm just going to take five.
What a nightmare. Come to my house.
We'll do karaoke. JK. It's actually a
trap to use you to drive my art house
horror family even crazier. They're very
traditional. They don't use mechanical
toilets. They only poop in stone buckets
and wipe the sacred leaves of the tree
of them.
[Music]
Grandma. Okay. Remember your training.
Uh, the keys of life.
>> What is going on here?
>> Okay. Okay. Please don't die again. I'm
Penny's boyfriend. She brought me here
to back her up because, well, you know
how your family can be a bit her.
Yep. Exactly like that. Well, me and
Penny, you know, we're not all that much
into gnomes and magic stickmen, but
nobody has to agree on everything to
hang out, right? I do me, you do you. I
tolerate you. You tolerate me. Society,
baby.
Okay, fine. I'll give it to you
straight. Penny came out of her shell
last year, and she's going to stay that
way, so deal with it. There, I said it.
Oh, it's a relief. It feels good to let
the truth out, right? Thanks so much for
being open to this. You get it right.
You bend the rules from time to time.
Mechanical toilet.
I see you. Totally by accident. I never
intentionally intrude on your privacy.
And don't worry, I won't tell our little
secret.
This This was a great conversation. Love
the hat, by the way.
I think that went well.
>> Did I hear screaming? It sounded like a
backpipe getting speared.
>> No, it's fine. I just stood up for you.
I was all like, "Pennies, come out of
her shell. Deal with the grandma."
>> Whoa. No one ever stands up to Granny.
Well, despite your lack of spine
earlier, I'm I'm impressed. Thanks for
standing up for me, Gumball. That means
a lot.
>> Wait, where'd the creepy Nordic techno
go?
[Music]
And if you're worried about this unusual
January heatwave, good news. Over the
next few years, they will become
increasingly normal. This was Phil on
Elmore News. Enjoy this global
heartwarming weekend. Goodbye.
It's ready. You can come out.
Hurry up before the water warms up.
>> Okay. Okay, let's go.
>> Oh. Uh, don't worry. I'll just fill this
up instead.
>> Told you we should have gone grocery
shopping with the girls.
Um, excuse me, ma'am, but you can't
duck.
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>> Wait, what is this?
>> What the What do you think you're doing?
This fresh air is private.
This stupid remote just
[Music]
[Music]
Mr. Robinson, can we please take a dive
in your pool?
>> Absolutely not. I moved the stupid
thing.
[Applause]
[Music]
Get a job and pay for your own pool.
What the n? But the cost of everything
went up in salaries habit.
It's always excuses and harsh economical
realities with your generation. You're
poor because you made poor life choices.
You should have made rich life choices.
I'm going to prove to that glorified
oven mitt I'm a good father.
>> How? By getting a job and buying us a
pool.
>> What? No.
[Music]
>> We'll use your staff to vault to the
other side. Ninja.
[Music]
Okay, let's just try and ask them
nicely.
>> Hey, what's up with Gumball?
>> Oh, I think it's the last time he
climbed this wall.
[Music]
>> Oh yeah. Is this thing on easy mode
today?
[Music]
Dude, cut yourself loose. You're going
to fall.
>> I I can't lose my pants.
>> Let the pants go. Don't fall. Let him
go.
[Music]
No, no.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, I remember now. Come
on, Gumball. You're like a 24-hour
bakery. Your buns are always out.
>> This was different. I was up there for 5
hours. I lost sensation in both cheeks
to the windshield. They even put a
picture in this gold trophy case. the
longest time hanging off a wall in your
underwear. It's the school's only
athletic achievement.
>> I'm forging a doctor's note.
>> No,
no, no, no, no, no, no. See, good grip
strength.
>> That's why you're a born climber.
>> I can't do it,
>> Gumball. This game, this game is like
life.
You have to fight for every inch, for
every foot, for every yard. Sure, we
could go out there and win,
but what if we go out there and we live?
[Music]
I know you straight up lifted that from
a football movie, but dagnab it if it
doesn't work every time. Okay, I'm in.
What's the first step? Employ a
professional sports psychologist and
undergo months of rehabilitation
therapy.
>> Dude, we're broke 12-year-olds.
>> Uh,
okay. We'll ask Coach. Coach Russo, can
you teach Gumbo to get over his fear of
climbing?
>> Sure. I've got nothing else to do.
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>> All right, Wat. You just need to get
that weak little body into shape. So,
since we're taking baby steps, I brought
you to the baby steps.
>> This looks even more humiliating.
>> Dude, she's the president of gymnasia.
She knows what she's talking about.
[Music]
What the dude?
[Applause]
A babies.
>> Nope. That's Elmore Junior High's
wrestling team. You got to start him
young.
>> Hey, look. Who's the new kid?
>> Huh?
>> Hey, coach. What's wrong with him?
>> Yeah, my little brother could climb that
wall and hang him through for three
months.
>> Yeah. Come on.
>> Oh, no. They've been hitting that
formula too hard. Okay, time to pacify
these guys.
[Music]
Sorry, dude. I think I'm still feeling a
little fragile.
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