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ADULT SHELDON:
The good name of Lady Science
had been besmirched and it was
up to me to defend her honor.
I had a lot of ground
to cover in one night.
Thankfully, 11 years of
my family's incessant yammering
had given me an extraordinary
ability to focus.
But I want to watch
Fresh Prince.
Too bad. The game is on.
There's always a game on. Dad?
Sorry, kid, it's the Cowboys.
But it's the season premiere.
Fresh Prince's
family gets tickets
to the People's
Choice Awards.
I'm not missing it.
"Present investigations
aim to establish
"a constructional system.
That is, an epistemic,
logical system of objects..."
My show's only 30 minutes.
Yours is three hours.
But yours don't have
them cheerleaders
jumping up and down.
Mom?
What if we don't turn the TV on
at all and we play a board game?
Come on.
Seriously?
SHELDON:
"So that a genealogy
"of concepts results,
in which each one
has its definite place."
MARY:
Shelly, it's your turn.
Shelly?
What's happening?
We're playing a board game.
Before dinner?
You ate dinner.
(doorbell rings)
Did I like it?
You said the meat loaf was dry.
That sounds right.
Hi, Brenda.
I just wanted to
see how today went.
Oh.
(clears throat)
(groans)
Not great.
Sheldon is already
in some sort of fight
with his philosophy professor.
About what?
Currently, he's plotting
"the destruction
of her worldview,"
whatever that means.
Sounds exciting.
It's mostly him reading a book
and giggling to himself.
How about Billy?
Not much better.
Oh.
In Spanish class,
every time the teacher said
"Sí," Billy said, "See what?"
Oh, Billy.
I know, but if I don't
laugh about it I'll cry.
I'm sorry.
How did Missy do?
I think Missy had
the best day of her life.
(exhales): Oh, thank God.
Tell me everything.
Well, in one class
she sits between her friends,
so the note-passing
goes through her.
She's gonna get the dirt
firsthand. That's huge.
And then an eighth-grade boy
talked to her at lunch.
On the first day?
Uh-huh.
She's gonna be prom queen.
I'm calling it.
(laughs)
That's fun,
but let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
Mary, it'll be a miracle
if Billy even makes it
to high school.
Don't take this away from me.
Missy is gonna look so cute
in that tiara.
Yes, she is.
That's the Fresh Prince.
He's from West Philadelphia.
Born and raised.
ADULT SHELDON:
It was past my bedtime,
but who could sleep
with a page-turner
like Meditations on First
Philosophy by René Descartes?
Descartes was more
than just a philosopher.
He was also the mathematician
who invented
the Cartesian plane.
If you've ever enjoyed
that X squared
plus Y squared
equals K is a circle,
you can say merci beaucoup
to Monsieur Descartes.
Hello?
Bonjour, Sheldon.
Bonjour, René Descartes.
Please, sit.
I see you're reading a book
on philosophy by Aristotle.
I am. And it is garbage!
Aristotle is,
how you say, a punk!
I'm also having trouble
with my philosophy professor.
Hmm?
She says that we don't know
if science is true.
Mon dieu!
Without science,
we know nothing.
No different than the dogs
and kitties in the street
wandering around
in a fog of ignorance
with the woofings
and the meowings.
So how do I get her
to understand that science
can form true beliefs
about reality as it really is?
Ah, young man.
You are you asking
what is the foundation
of knowledge, huh?
Yes.
Well, hold on to your chapeau.
I'm not wearing a chapeau.
It is just an expression.
Sorry.
All knowledge must rest
on a foundation that we can
never doubt and that is...
Of course.
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