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What's your first class?
Solid-State Physics
at 11:30.
We'll make it just in time.
Although, does...
And before you say
"Does time even
exist?" it does.
So stop wasting mine.
♪ So here's to
the golden moon... ♪
What's this philosophy teacher's
name?
Professor Ericson. Why?
I might pop in and say hello.
Be careful.
She may make you question
your most deeply held values.
I'm a stubborn old crank.
I'll do just fine.
I'm a stubborn young crank,
and it didn't help me.
♪ Make me feel happy... ♪
You wanted to see me?
Sit down.
Is this gonna take long?
I need to get to class.
From what I hear,
you don't care about that.
Now, sit.
What the hell
you doin'?
I cut a class. Who cares?
It was more than
one, and I care.
You start flunking out, you're
gonna get kicked off the team.
Fine.
Now you don't care
about football?
Not really.
I don't know
what's going on with you,
but you better get your head out
of your ass.
Football's a waste of time.
I have a job I could be at.
You made a commitment to the
team and you're gonna honor it.
(exhales)
We done?
Just get back to class.
And I better see you
at practice.
Well, I don't know if I can
find it with my head up my ass.
LINKLETTER:
So,
according to de Broglie,
lambda equals "h"
divided by "m" times what?
Sheldon.
Is it velocity?
Yes. Now...
Or is it a velociraptor?
I'm sorry?
Perhaps lambda
equals "h" divided
by "m" times a velociraptor.
Or a velveteen
rabbit.
Ooh, or Velveeta.
That's the cheese
my mom puts on broccoli
when she's being fancy.
Is this
from your philosophy class
or perhaps that Ren & Stumpy
I've heard about?
Philosophy.
Mr. Cooper,
do you really believe
that de Broglie's equation
contains Velveeta cheese?
I don't know. Maybe he was just
trying to be fancy.
Hello.
Can I help you?
Hi. I'm Connie Tucker.
I'm Sheldon Cooper's
grandmother.
Oh. Nice to meet you.
He is a remarkable young man.
Yes, he is. He's also
a very impressionable young man.
Kind of like a lump of clay
with a bow tie.
All I did was teach him
about epistemology.
Whatever it is
you're teaching him,
it has made him
question everything.
That's the goal.
Lady, I had to threaten him
with a chicken
so he'd put his pants on.
I don't know
what's gotten into that kid.
He's allowed to not
want to play football.
Can you for once in your life
take my side, Wayne?
Not my fault you're never right.
So you think it's okay
he just quits?
He doesn't get
that much playing time.
Well, in my family,
we don't quit.
Oh, I don't know. You quit
my book club pretty quick.
I'm talking about football!
Why is it so important
to you that he play?
Are you sure you're a coach?
Team sports provides confidence,
leadership, discipline.
So does holding down a job,
which he seems to shine at.
Let's just eat in silence.
Fine.
I still think you should have
read The Color Purple.
We were bawling.
Although tasty, a brick
of cheese is not a number.
Why are we still
talking about this?
Maybe we're not talking at all.
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