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Hey, you feeling better?
>> Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually
got the interview off me.
>> So, do you have any other possibilities?
>> Oh, yeah. Well, there is the possibility
that I won't make rent.
>> But if you want, I can lend you some
money.
>> No, no, no. Cuz if I couldn't pay you
back right away, then I'd feel guilty
and tense every time I saw you.
>> Oh, okay. Well, then why won't you uh
why won't you borrow it from mom and
dad? You feel guilty and tense around
them already. You might as well make
some money off of them.
[Applause]
[Music]
Hi.
>> Hi.
>> Hi, darling. So, what's this?
>> Some of your old stuff.
>> Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for
you. We're turning your room into a jam.
>> Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little
question. Uh, why not Ross's room?
>> Gosh, we talked about that, but your
brother has so many science trophies and
plaques and merit badges. Well, we
didn't want to disturb them.
>> Oh, God forbid.
>> You know,
>> you know that Stephie Graph has quite a
tush.
>> I'm just saying it's right there.
>> Hey, guys.
>> Hi, darling.
>> Where's my grandson? You didn't bring
him?
>> No, he's at uh Carol's and Susan's
today.
>> A woman in my office is a lesbian.
I'm just saying.
>> Oh, Jack, look. There's that house bank
commercial that cracks you up.
>> Where have you been?
>> Emotional hell. So, did they lend you
the money yet?
>> No, but that's probably cuz I haven't
asked them yet.
>> Come on, Monica. Do it. Hey, you guys.
Um, Monica has some news.
>> Um, yeah. So, uh, listen, I'm sorry I
didn't tell you this before, but, um, I
I'm no longer at my job. I I had to
leave it.
>> Why? Because they made me.
>> You were fired.
What are you going to do?
>> Judy. Judy, relax. This is our little
harmonica we're talking about. We taught
her. Well, 10% of your paycheck. Where
does it go?
>> In the bank.
>> The bank.
>> There you go. So, she dips into her
savings. That's what it's there for.
She's going to be fine. And if you need
a little extra, you know where to find
it.
>> Anything larger back there.
[Applause]
>> Okay, here you go. You can pay me back
whenever you like.
>> You have dinosaur checks?
>> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you get your money
and you learn a little something. What's
wrong with that?
>> Nothing. Nothing. Hey, you're a
cheaposaurus.
I'm kidding. No kidding. Thank you. I'm
very grateful.
[Music]
>> Hey, Monica. It's Chip.
>> Yes.
>> Who's Chip?
>> I was a good runner in at the bank
today. So, uh, here's my number.
5559323.
Give me a call later.
>> Chip is Chip Matthews.
>> The guy who took Rachel to the prom. Why
is he calling you?
>> Because I ran into him at the bank. He
is still so cute.
>> Monica, you are so lucky. He's like the
most popular guy in school.
>> I know.
>> Chip. Hi, it's Monica.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Goodbye. Oh my god. We just had
the best conversation.
>> Hey guys.
>> Okay. Wait. Wait. Let me tell them.
>> Oh, sure. Joey's going to be a celebrity
guest on a game show, right?
>> Really? Which one?
>> Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship.
>> Things you find in the ocean. You're
going to be a pyramid.
>> That was our favorite game show ever.
>> Except for match game
>> or win, lose, or draw.
>> Oh, what did I marry into?
>> Well, do you guys want to come down
tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
>> Oh, we can't. We were throwing Phoebe a
bachelorette party.
>> Yeah. Sorry, boys. This ride's closing.
>> Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid
college alumni thing. I can't believe
you get to meet Donnie Osman.
>> Seriously? Your huh?
>> Ross and I always wanted to be Donnie
and Marie.
>> You guys just keep getting cooler and
cooler.
>> Yeah, we used to perform for our family
and friends.
>> Oh god, that's right. I blocked that
out.
I'm a little bit country
>> and I'm a little bit rock and roll.
>> I'm leaving you.
>> There's no way I'm going to get a shot.
I mean, maybe they can take the needle
and squirt it into my mouth, you know,
like like a court gun.
>> Hello there.
>> Hi,
>> I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having a
little allergic reaction.
>> Yes. Doctor, can I see you for just a
moment, please?
My brother um has a slight phobia about
needles.
>> Did you tell him about my my squirt gun
idea?
>> My brother, the PhD, would like to know
if there's any way to treat this orally?
>> No. Under these circumstances, it has to
be an injection and it has to be now.
>> A
good have a seat. Um doctor says it's
got to be a needle. So, you're just
going to have to be brave. Okay. Can you
do that for me?
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Oh, boy. You are doing so good.
[Music]
>> Okay. You want to squeeze my hand?
>> Yes.
>> Okay.
>> All right. Ross, don't squeeze it so
hard. Honey, really don't squeeze it so
hard.
>> I hold my hand.
>> Are you sure he didn't break it? Cuz it
really hurts. No, it's just a good bone
bruise. And right here is the puncture
wound from your ring.
>> I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Hey. Hey. I got my ass's back.
>> Which we can celebrate later.
You know, actually, I'm kind of glad
they're leaving cuz uh I need to talk to
you about something.
>> What's up?
>> Well, this uh this may be a little
awkward.
>> Listen, if you want to borrow money,
it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying
dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
>> It's It's not that. Um now, what I'm
going to say to you, I'm I'm not saying
as your friend, okay? I'm I'm saying it
as Monica's older brother.
>> But you're still my friend.
>> Not for the next few minutes.
During this time, are you are you still
my best man?
>> Nope.
>> Do I still call you Ross?
>> Okay.
>> You guys are getting married tomorrow.
And and I couldn't be more thrilled for
both of you. But as Monica's older
brother, I I have to tell you this.
If you ever hurt my little sister,
if you ever cause her any unhappiness of
any kind, I will hunt you down
and kick your ass.
>> What? I'm I'm I'm serious.
>> Okay, dude. Stop it. Okay. I'm I'm not
kidding here.
>> Hey, I hear what you're saying, okay?
And thanks for the warning.
>> No problem.
>> So, are we friends again?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
You won't believe what Monica's older
brother just said to me.
>> We were on the platform ready to dance
the world into the new millennium, and
the guy yells, "Cut."
>> Wait. So, you guys are telling me that
you actually did the routine from 8th
grade?
>> Yeah, but of course we had to update it
a little bit. But hey, by the way, quick
thinking about catching me.
>> Yeah, cuz I was going to say there's no
way you could have done the end the way
you guys did it back then.
>> What? We could do it.
>> I don't know. I mean, you were a lot
bigger. I mean, stronger back then.
I can do it. Okay, come on. Let's go.
>> One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight.
>> I can't do it.
>> Now you do that, you're on TV.
>> Evie, come here. I want to show you
something in the bathroom.
>> Oh, Monica, grow up.
Hey, what do you got behind your back?
>> Nothing. Just just something I want to
get BB's opinion on for Valentine's Day.
>> You don't want my opinion?
>> Not really.
>> Come on. I'm your older brother. Ask me.
>> Oh. Oh, okay. Big brother. Um, which one
of these do you think would make your
little sister look hotter so your best
friend would want to do her?
>> The red one.
[Music]
You can't move. You just You just can't.
>> Rachel's right. This is where you guys
belong.
>> Yeah, you you don't want to live in
Westchester. That's like the worst of
the Chesters.
You
>> know, sometimes when I'm alone in my
apartment, I look over here and you guys
are just having dinner or watching TV or
something. But
it makes me feel better. And now when I
look over, who am I going to see? The
gotes, the the Yangs,
they don't make me feel so good.
>> Yeah. So, so don't move, okay? Just stay
here and maybe close your blinds at
night.
>> Hey. Hey, Dad. What's up?
Oh, God.
Ross, it's Nana.
[Music]
Hey,
[Music]
how are you?
>> Hey, Dad.
>> So, uh,
>> how's she doing?
>> The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
H, how are you, Mom?
>> Me? I'm fine. Fine. I'm glad you're
here.
>> What's with your hair? What?
What's different?
>> Nothing.
>> Oh, maybe that's it.
Monica,
>> she's unbelievable. Her mother was like,
"Relax. Relax. Okay, we are going to be
here for a while, it looks like, and we
still have boyfriends in your career to
cover."
>> Oh, God.
[Music]
>> The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of
her purse.
>> Oh,
yeah. They were gross.
Oh, you know what? I love her sweet and
lows.
>> How she was always stealing them from
from restaurants. Not just restaurants,
from our house.
>> Mrs. Keller.
[Music]
>> She looks so small.
>> I know.
>> Well, at least she's with Pop Pop and
Aunt Phyllis now.
Goodbye, Nana.
>> Bye, Nana.
>> What?
>> What is going on?
>> You know how the nurse said that that
Nana had had passed? Well, she's not
quite
What?
>> She's not past. She's present. She's
back.
>> What's going on?
>> She may have died.
>> She may have died.
>> We're looking into it.
>> Um, I'll go see.
>> This almost never happens.
[Music]
Now she's passed.
>> Taylor
Jler, I saw what you were doing through
the window. I saw what you were doing to
my sister. Now get out here.
Listen, we had a good run. You know,
what was it? Four, five months. I mean,
that's more than most people have in a
lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.
Bye-bye then.
>> What are you doing?
>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.
Hold on.
>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
>> What
the hell are you doing? Hey, what's
what's going on?
>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about
me and Monica,
>> dude. He's right there.
>> I thought you were my best friend. This
is my sister. My best friend. And my
sister. I I cannot believe this.
>> Look, we're not just messing around. I
love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
>> I'm so sorry that you had to find out
this way.
I'm sorry, but it's true. I I love him,
too.
>> My best friend and my sister.
I cannot believe this.
>> Oh, you guys want to probably get some
hugs in, too, huh? Big news.
>> No, that's okay. We've actually known
for a while.
What? What? What? You guys knew? You You
all knew and you didn't tell me?
>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.
Okay. We didn't know how you were going
to react.
>> You were worried about me?
You didn't know how I was going to
react.
Okay. All right. What do you say we all
uh clear out of here and let these two
love birds get back down to business?
>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He
He's the one doing your sister.
[Music]
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