Nelson LAM
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Oh yeah!
Where did it go!?
Kachow!
Princess, I have come to save you!
Princess?
Oh you're alright, what a relief!
Whoa!
I'm not here to wed!
Marriage is just
a social construct, man.
Do we really need a ring
to determine the worth of something
as profound as a lifelong commitment?
JOE!!
Our love doesn’t...
Not my best
What is so wrong
with men nowadays?
I mean, no wedding!?
Why can't any of them
do this fairytale right?
A perfect prince
bravely vanquishes the dragon..
YOU
..proposes to the princess..
MOI
..and weds her in a grand celebration.
Weak men have weak resolve
to commit
Ah, yes.
The glory of being vanquished
by a true knight.
Back in my day,
I didn’t have to
go through an army of loser knights
to find a worthy opponent.
Hard times create strong men,
so go give them a hard time, Joe!
Damn, this hurts! Ugh!
Princess,
you deserve more than this.
But, inflation has hit my kindgom hard.
In this economy,
this is the best
I can give you for now
But I promise to love and cherish you
for the rest of my life.
Worry not,
my strong, brave, broke prince.
Joe will take care of you shortly
Who's Joe?
Only one leg and
a joke of a ring!
It's only a fairytale wedding
I'm not asking for much!
AARGH!
ENOUGH!!
Open the floodgates and
test them all
There will ONLY be
one victor
And Joe,
Don't you DARE
hold back on me!
With pleasure
Oh no, here comes Dragon Joe,
Lucette sent him let's start the show!
Prove your worth or lose the fight,
Swords and shields won't help tonight!
Oh, you thought you'd win her hand?
Thought she'd wait, all soft and grand?
Sorry, kid, you’re just a snack
Dragon Joe ain't holdin' back!
Poor Lucette, poor Lucette,
No one survived
The last prince comes, mighty and bold,
Ready to fight the best dragon of all
But there’s a contract,
Joe won’t hold back,
Or Lucette might get him sacked
Finally, a real challenge!
Brace yourself,
our fight will be unforgettab-
Nope!
Nani!?
Marry me, princess.
Yes!
I..Is..Is... that a....
WRINKLE?
I am sorry princess.
I don't think
this fairytale is for us.
It's not you,
it's me.
I am just...ummm..
..too perfect for you!
CHEVAL!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!
Dragons for hire.
How can I help you today?
I need A NEW ONE!!!
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