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hurry you gotta help me my boat is
sinking what my boat is sinking you have
a boat yes I bought a boat last year at
a police auction I just got a call from
a guy down to the marina that is leaning
starboard at a 45 degree angle if I
don't get down there right now it's
gonna cap size now come on
your boat is sinking out it's good come
on Ted this is an incredible opportunity
we'll meet our soul mates nail them and
never call them again
I'll finish gentlemen
congratulations you have just taken your
very first step gosh thanks Ellen I sure
hope this works I'm so done with the
single life all the games the
meaningless sex
you deserve more
that is so true Ellen
I I really think I'm ready to stop being
a me and start being a we
e hey is there any way I can let it be
known that I love cuddling
of course
it's kind of hard to talk about with Ted
here but I just want someone who's not
afraid to hold me at night
when the tears come
on can you help me find her
find her what
you guys like you every week jerks who
just want to meet vulnerable women nail
them and never call them again oh my God
people do that
just the easy way or the hard way what's
the hard way security roughs me up and
tosses me out no that's the easy way the
hard way is that I Stomp the crap out of
you myself
okay Ted let's go not you you stay
they're cute you're an architect good
career and you didn't use an obvious
Alias on your application like your
friend Jack package
it's pronounced
you I can work with you give me three
days and I will find the woman you will
marry
uh no thanks I don't need an algorithm
to meet women it's New York City you
know plenty of fish in the sea
plenty of fish in the sea yes there's uh
nine million people in New York 4.5
million women of course you want to meet
somebody roughly your own age let's say
plus minus five years so if we take into
account the most recent census data that
leaves us with 482 2000 but ah wait 48
of those are already in relationships
and then you have to eliminate half or
intelligent sense of humor and
compatibility and then you have to take
out the ex-girlfriends and the relatives
and oh we can't forget those lesbians
and then that leaves us with
eight women
that can't be right eight
really eight
there are eight fish in that big blue
ocean Ted and if you feel confident that
you could reel one into your boat
without me there's the door
do you take credit cards
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