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the community, wearing said pants. All I need is $1,500.

- Stop! Whoa! $1,500? How many pounds of clothes are you getting?

- Look, it's for one pair of amazing dries van Noten silk brocade pants… super cute.

And yes, it's a lot, but my investors will get something in return. For $5, they will get the

feeling of goodwill in their heart. - Pbbt! - For $10, I'll send them a selfie in the

new pants that they bought. - For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.

Nobody is gonna give you money for the stuff you offer. "Goodwill in their hearts"? This

is the Internet. We're animals. - You're right. I have an idea.

Camera up. And action! I'm sure a lot of you are

probably thinking, "look at this spoiled, indulgent, clueless girl." - Well, I am.

- And you're also probably thinking, "God, I want to slap her!" Well, guess what. You can!

For $500, you can come here and slap my spoiled, clueless face. And cut!

Pretty good? - Genius. Now here, take the camera. I want to film

my video to raise $500 to slap you. - ♪ Hey I just met you, And this is crazy

So here's my number Oh, so call me maybe ♪ ♪ And all the other girls Try to chase me But

here's my number So call me maybe Boom.♪ - I usually begin with

a soft hummer. - How are we gonna get out

of this? Let's just call it what it is: a cult. - I'm not going anywhere, until I see what's in

those bowls. I'm hoping for fettuccini. - I hope it's not fettuccini, because I

really Don't like cream-based sauces. - Do you mind? This is important for

Lady Marmalade. She has fibromyalgia! - Fibromyalgia and seasonal depression?

You really won the dog lottery. - All right everyone. You may

gently bring your Energy back into the room whenever you feel ready.

And do not fear. Before the night is over, each of you will have a chance to make love with me.

- And the rest of the satay just came up. - Before the sunrise, our moons will

unite. - Well, I'm guessing her moon's not waxed. - Max, I haven't had sex in… - You don't have

to whisper, girl. We all know it's coming up on two years.

- That you hear? I yelled "Help" into your face for an hour yesterday! - Say what?

- Max, I don't want a relationship. I just wanna break me off a piece of that Kit Kat

bar. You know, sexually. - Don't drag Kit Kats into

this. - Who got Kit Kat? - We're not open. We've had

a terrible tragedy. Well, not us, but a new friend of ours had a gruesome

accident, and we are just devastated. - You wouldn't be that cruel. - Relax,

I could never be that cruel. But Max could. - Well, well, well.

Look who it is Pierre, your lover, J. Petto! - He's not gay. He had a girlfriend named Lulu.

She was a--she was a courtesan in the court of a French king. They broke up over a brief

flirtation she had with Yvette. And I know they're not alive!

- Now, what do you say we stick to the original no-strings deal? 'Cause if you don't, Max will

show you what "no strings" really means. - Do it! Go! Bring it! I can always

re-string him. I'm a master of my craft. - Yes, we thought you'd say that. So you leave

us no choice. Max: - What? I--I'm not changing my mind. And I'm coming back with the police.

- Oh, I wouldn't get the cops involved… Now that your boy here is in a... Compromising

situation! -

How dare you! - And she does not like

the feel of a condom! - You two are sick!

- Hey, we don't judge. We think whatever two consenting dolls,

or maybe three consenting dolls do-- And it's gonna be bad 'cause

he's a grower, not a shower. - And once a few of these pics are posted online,

there goes your children's party business. Now, call it quits,

and you can delete these pics. - Fine. Yes. Okay, you win. You win, you win.

- Oh, we're not falling for your word again. If you want your doll back--

For the last time, he is not a doll! - Bring us a notarized letter saying

you release Max's Homemade Cupcakes of all further legal action, and we'll give

you back Pierre, perfectly intact. - Minus his virginity, of course.

- Holy crap! I think God is here for Bob. -

Is that chopper for you? - You bet your ass it is.

I'm going to Malibu. Susan Sarandon is ordering pizza. We're doing molly.

- Bob. Will I ever see you again? - Slow down, pussycat. I'm

just getting out of something. - That man sure knows how to make an

exit. Not from life, but from everything else. - Well, well, look who it is, Stuck-Up and

Stuck-Up Two: The Legend Returns. - Max, we gotta go. My life

can't end wearing grey. - What up, ladies? Last night

you're hanging with the homies, and today, boom! You just happen to be working here.

- That's friggin' convenient. - I know, right? - Very friggin' convenient. - I know, right?

- We just have to show them who's boss. You know, like we do with the

mouse who lives in our toaster. - So what, we're gonna scream

and then spray Windex at them? - Yo! See this scar? Knife fight

with five Catholic schoolgirls over a slushie. So unless you want some of what I gave Virginia,

Stephanie, Laquetia, Latoya, and the one in the wheelchair,

I'd stay clear. - This is just a

misunderstanding. Rico's not interested in me. - Well, he seemed pretty into you last night.

- Huh, yeah, but that's before she talked. Come on, we are not interested in your men at

all. Not at all. I mean, come on. - What's that mean? You're saying

something's wrong with them? - No, she's not saying that It's

just-- It's just what? - We're

lovers. -

Are you the guy? - I don't know. Are you the girl? - So far, this musical sucks.

- What's the password? - Cronut. - Was "1234" already taken?

- Meet us by the door. Which is code for, "Meet us by the door." - Which is code for,

"You're really bad at code." - Hi. Caroline Channing plus

one. - I don't see you on the list. - Really? That's weird. We should be

on the list, we're always on the list. - Max, we're not on the list. - We're

not? I'm going to kill my assistant. - Oh, I know. It might be under Deangelo

Jefferson. - Come on, girls. Don't waste my time. - I'd like to see a manager.

- There's no manager. It's a prison. - This is such amateur hour. Give me 50 bucks for

the door guy. - Are you seriously trying to bribe an officer of the law while inside a prison?

That's a federal offense. - Is it? - Probably. Look, I should have you thrown out for even

suggesting it. We do not accept bribes. - Actually Joe, silent D-T-H, I can bake.

- But how well? My girlfriend and I are obsessed with French pastry.

- Oh. Girlfriend as in "girlfriend," or as in two ladies of a certain age at a

Cineplex splitting one thing of popcorn? - Everything you just said offended me.

- Yeah, that's my brand. And the fact that you didn't cry, about splitting a popcorn

makes me think it's the first kind of girlfriend. - How are your macaroons? - Oh, mhm. My macaroons?

Great. A little bit of French heaven. - What is your name? - Max. M-a-x.

Nothing is silent ever. - So I gather. - No, no… just do what I say, and stay calm. I

need you to empty your purse into the trash bag. - I can't Believe this is happening just when I

saved $2. Max, I can't die, and I certainly can't die in this

ugly uniform. I mean, it looks good on you. - Are you having a heart attack? - I'm peeing.

- What do you mean? - I'm really freaked out, and I'm peeing. I can't stop!

- Just stop, stop! Clench it. - Okay. No, can't.

- Step out from behind the counter. Sorry sir, I can't. - Why? - Well,

um, I'm peeing. - Still? - Out of the way girls. I'll

- Ooh, you would make a great stripper. - I know, I just have a fear of success thing.

- Can we turn the music off? 'Cause I'm getting disoriented and,

in all honesty, a little turned on. And I cannot be a latent bisexual with

everything else already on my plate. - Want to see my duck? - Praying that

wasn't an auto-correct. - Look at all the practice

ducks I've drawn: The American Wood duck. The Harlequin duck. The Spot-Billed duck. A

mallard. A mallard. A mallard, a mallard… - Caroline, take is batteries out. - This

beauty's gonna win me the stamp contest. All I have to do now is color it.

And then sit back and plan my victory party. Guess which stamp I'll use to send the invites?

- Gay flag? - No, a mallard! - My sexts are so lame. Why

can't I be disgusting? - There's a burrito stuck to

the side of your dresser. You're there! - "Can't wait for you to put your butt

"on top of... my butt in my pants"? Jeez, thanks for the nice break from being horny.

- I am not proud of how not slutty it is. - Now, give me back my phone. It hasn't

had its shots. - Sent. - What!? "Your testicles are two glistening

Cadbury Eggs, and Mama's got a sweet tooth." - This mama's got puke in her mouth.

- I cannot believe you'd send something so disgusting. You are dead to m--He likes it!

- You want to turn a man on? You call Oleg. - What kind of sick stuff are you into?

- Max, I like you a lot. - Then why aren't you laying on top of me somewhere?

Look, I want us to get to know each other before we have sex to be able to trust each other,

keep each other's secrets. - Fine, just tell me your safe

word and let's go. Mine is "potsticker." - I'm serious, 'cause when we do have sex,

you're gonna find out that I'm not… well, I'm not

regular down there. - Um… "not regular"?

So does it look something like… This? - No. And bigger. - Uh, so something

like… This? - No, it doesn't have a face. - Max, something's wrong in the kitchen. Not

here. Nothing's wrong here. Just come with me. - Uh well, can I see you tomorrow? - Sure, but at

least be late. Give me something to work with. - I heard what he said. What the heck does

"not regular down there" mean? - I don't know. All I know is,

it doesn't mean this. - Cute outfit, Han. Like one of those male

strippers from "No Thunder Down Under." - This is so heavy! Oleg,

what do you have in here? - Socks! Really Han, It's like

your arms are only there for decoration. - To be fair, Oleg's socks probably have

some pretty heavy loads in them. - Oleg, what is all your junk doing

out here? Do I actually smell girls screaming? - I bring things up, Sophie says "No," I bring

them right back down. Is there no elevator up in this bitch!?

- Oleg, you forgot your painting, and this one's a definite "No."

- Sophie, I haven't gotten a "Yes" yet, aside from the quickie we had up against the bathroom sink.

- Not such a quickie. They locked me out and I had to eat my lunch in the truck.

- Then what was the point of me renting a moving truck? I mean, besides the rough

sex we had up against the sides? - They locked me outside on the

side of the road for that one. - Sounds like a trailer for a Liam

Neeson movie. - Finding "Liam Neeson". - Good luck. That guys been taken more

times than my virginities. - All right, I got a signal

and a warning growl from a coyote but I talked to Jennifer Lawrence's people,

and she and I are gonna FaceTime in 20 minutes. - If you still have a face. Where's Bruno?

- Maybe he's back there in the sauna like a little hot dog.

- Where's my big boy? Um, seriously, where's my big boy? You didn't leave the door open, did you?

- No. I'm sure he's in here somewhere. - Bruno? - Bruno? - Bruno?

Bruno? - Finding "Brüno." - Mother, stop! You cannot talk to Max like that.

She is a good girl, and a friend, and… - Wha...? - Okay yes, you caught me. I smoke weed! Yes,

I'm living the fast life in New York City just as you feared!

- Wha…? - But I only toke

up when I am under a lot of pressure. See, mother, I don't have a girlfriend.

June is a prostitute I paid to pretend, so you would think we were happy as you and father.

- Give me that. - Wha…? - I too am Under a lot of pressure son. The truth

is your father and I are no longer together. He had an affair with another woman who has

big fake ones like her. - Max's breasts are real,

Mrs. Lee. - Mm. God bless. - Mine are too, in case you were

wondering. - I wasn't. -

- Okay. - Okay. - Wait, Bobby. Wait, wait, Bobby. - No, Bobby… Bobby, wait!

- I'm going, I'm going. I'm moving as fast as my big misshapen

head'll go. - Caroline, you're unraveling! - Bobby, come back! Bobby no, I'm serious! Aah! I

can't believe this is happening! And Bobby's hair is still sticking up!

- Two weeks and Nothing! I really thought he'd text. I also thought Grown Ups 2

should have won the Oscar. Still got it. Come on.

- Wait, before I lose the rest of my self-esteem… - Tell that to the

wall you're currently straddling. - Let me just check my phone one

more time to see if he-- Nope. Self-esteem gone. - I'm afraid to jump. Jump, whore, jump! I sound

like my mom teaching me how to swim. - I did it, I did it! - That was like,

two feet. I've snorted lines longer. All right. Just another Tuesday.

Going all Bling Ring in Jesus' backyard. - There. That's his bedroom window. I know 'cause

we had to close it, since I'm kind of loud. - Oh, what are you like during sex? - Oh,

it's stuck and I can't fit my boobs through there. I can barely fit them through the Holland Tunnel.

- Fine. I'm going in. Finally, having no boobs pays off. Lift my legs up.

- Okay, but your legs in the air kind of got you here to begin with. - Uh-oh. - What oh?

- I don't remember him having a floral duvet. Or a bedside toilet. Or a dog.

Pull me out! Pull me out! - You've got to read my book.

I have a whole chapter on pulling out! No, no, no, no, no! Oh, stop licking me.

- Buster? Buster? - Someone's coming!

- Someone's coming or getting licked… Maybe you are in the right apartment.

- Get out of my house! Get out of my house! - No, no no. This is a big mistake. - Ben,

call the cops! We got another crack addict here! We don't have crack here! We don't have crack

here! And tell your friends! -

That's enough of all your chatter! It's time to listen to the Mad Hatter.

- I think it's the same guy as before! - Oh… Wow. He's a genius!

- You filled this room with illumination, but you are not done with this situation. - What

rhymes with "kick in the crotch"? - To proceed and be done with me,

you must answer these riddles three. - Y'all know I'm 80, right?

- One: Take it out of the package, It goes in your mouth. Chew it too long, and it will go south.

- It's what Earl's doing right now. - Oh, Lord, am I peeing?

- No, he's chewing gum. "Take it out of the package. It goes in your mouth. Chew

it too long and it'll go south." Gum. - Exactamente! That wasn't too hard.

Put your answer onto this card. - And this is my plus-on, Eunice.

AKA Super Nintend-Ho. We never met till today. - Isn't he the cutest? He saved me from a burning

village, and then he asked me to marry him. - Actually, my avatar asked her avatar

to get married… in the game. - Congratulations. That's not sad.

- I'm gonna go get my Pixel Pie a drink. It's the least I can do for the

man who pulled me from a roaring inferno. - Hurry back! I should have let her burn!

- Death Bitch! - I knew you seemed familiar.

You look like that new character, Death Bitch. Your booth is right

over there. It's the most popular video game here… after "Girlfriend Simulator."

- Oh my God, Max. Look. Han's gamer friend nerd is carrying you away! And I do not

like where he has his hand! Ned, stop! - Yeah. At least buy me drink first.

- So… you gonna give me a drink? - Are you gonna give me a reason you're here?

- Are you gonna give me a reason you're so beautiful? - Are you gonna give me a

reason… okay fine, I'll give you a drink. I just got over you. What do you want from

me? - I want to be with you. Oh, please! You think you can

just come in here in your suit and be like, "Uh, I wanna be with you, Max."

You say you love me, you say you can't live without me, and then you go and live without me!

- You, sir, are unreliable. - We can answer a few questions. - Were

there any signs at all that something of this nature was going on in your building?

- We jut hope they bring this sick freak in our building to justice so that we can

return to work at Max's Homemade Cupcakes. - Get on the door. Here he comes. - Who

probably be easier if took those heels off. - Sir, that is never going to happen. We are in

Manhattan. I may be under it but I'm still in it. And when they pull out my half-eaten body,

I will be wearing my heels. Mariah!? - Whhat, I only have

one. What are you gonna do? Jump back over and do something and whatnot?

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