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>>> REMIND THE JURY AGAIN OF THE
MAKE AND MODEL OF YOUR CAR.
>> YEAH, I DRIVE A '93 TO TOYOTA
COROLLA.
>> WHICH WITNESSES SAY WAS NEVER
AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.
THANK YOU.
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR
HONOR.
>> VERY WELL.
>> YOUR HONOR, THE PROSECUTION
WOULD LIKE TO CROSS-EXAMINE THE
WITNESS.
>> WELL THE FLOOR IS YOURS,
COUNSELLOR.
>> MR. REYNOLDS, WOULD YOU
PLEASE REMIND ME ONE MORE TIME
OF YOUR WHEREABOUTS ON THE NIGHT
IN QUESTION?
>> SURE.
LIKE I ALREADY SAID I WAS AT
VINNY'S HAVING TWO SLICES OF ZA.
>> AHH!
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID.
I FIND THAT REALLY INTERESTING
BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A MENU
FROM VINNY'S PIZZA PIZZERIA.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN FIND
OURSELVES A COUPLE OF SLICES
OF ZA.
CHEESE PIZZA.
PEPPERONI PIZZA.
HAM AND PINE APPLE PIZZA.
AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, YOUR
HONOR.
I REST MY CASE.
>> COUNSELLORS, APPROACH THE
BENCH.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
>> I CAUGHT HIM IN A LIE.
HE SAID HE WAS HAVING' ZA BUT
THERE WAS NO LASAGNA ON THE
MENU.
>> EXCUSE ME?
>> HE SAID HE WAS HAVING ZA, BUT
THE MENU I JUST READ HAD NO
LASAGNA ON IT
>> YOU KNOW ZA IS SHORT FOR
PIZZA.
>> FALSE IT'S LASAGNA.
>> URN, CLEARLY MY COLLEAGUE IS
CONFUSED.
>> YOU DON'T MAKE MENUS BASEDAN
--
>> YOU DONE MAKE NICKNAMES BASED
ON SOMEHOW HER SPELLED, YOU MAKE
THEM BASEDAN HOW THEY SOUND.
>> EVEN IF THAT'S THE CASE IT
DOESN'T APPLY HERE.
>> MAY I ELABORATE.
>> YOU MAY.
BUT I HOPE IT'S GOING SOMEWHERE
COUNSELLOR FOR YOUR SAKE.
>> LASAGNA, ZANIA, ZANIA, ZA,
PIZZA, PEETSA, ZAN YA ZA, PIZZA,
ZA.
PIZZA, PEETSA, ZAN YA ZA, PIZZA,
ZA.
PIZZA, PEETSA, ZAN YA ZA, PIZZA,
ZA.
MR. WILLIAMS, WHAT WERE YOU
EATING?
>> I OBJECT.
>> OVERRULED.
MR. WILLIAMS, PLEASE ANSWER THE
QUESTION.
>> ZA.
>> SO WHEN THE YOUNG MAN SAYS HE
WAS HAVING ZA, HE IS SPEAKING OF
LASAGNA.
>> THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS.
>> IT'S NOT PREPOSTEROUS.
LOOK.
IT'S PIZZA, ZA, LASAGNA, ZA,
LASAGNA PIZZA, ZA, LASAGNA,
ZA, ZA, ZA.
IT'S NOT PIZZA, BECAUSE THAT
WOULD BE ZA, PIZZA.
>> YOU ARE PLAYING A DANGEROUS
GAME.
>> YOUR HONOR, FOUR GIRLS ARE
DEAD.
AND I PINNED THE KILLER.
THIS YOUNG MAN, MR. ZA.
LASAGNA ZA, ZA, ZA.
>> URN, IT IS PIZZA, ZA, AND
LASAGNA ZANIA ZA.
THAT'S NOT NOTHING TO DO WITH
THIS CASE.
>> I HAVE ONE LARGE ZA HERE.
>> THAT'S ME, DUDE, I ADMIT IT I
ORDERED THE ZA.
>> I KNEW IT.
LASAGNA ZANIA ZA.
YOUR HONOR, I REREST MY CASE.
>> IN LIGHT OF THESE
DEVELOPMENTS I FIND THE
DEFENDANT GUILTY.
>> THEN I GUESS I DON'T NEED
THIS PICTURE OF YOU AT THE SCENE
OF THE CRIME.
>> WAIT.
YOU HAD THAT THE WHOLE TIME?
>> YEAH, I NEEDED SOME REAL
EVIDENCE.
YOU CAN'T REALLY BANK ON THAT ZA
THING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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