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Whoa, check that out.
>> Hey, where'd you get your clothes? Out
of my mom's trash.
>> Dude, what are you doing?
>> This is the perfect time to brush up on
my crowd work. Hey, it's just a joke.
You seem a little stuck up. Stuck up on
that pole.
>> Smash all you want, but leave these two
pumpkin lovers alone.
Oh man, that just makes me want to smash
them more.
>> Then let's do it. It's the circle of
life or whatever.
>> I think we should go.
>> We're supposed to
>> go smash these pumpkins.
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>> All right, I got this one.
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>> Now go for the dude.
>> Okay.
thighs.
>> Just do it, bro.
>> Okay, I'll just grab his head now.
>> You You smash my hot wife. Now you will
reap what you've seown.
>> Fives, just face through, man.
>> You boys want to smash some pumpkins.
Let's smash some pumpkins.
Hey, scatter.
>> Super tight. Slipper time.
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Where are you?
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Not the face.
I hope you like squash.
There's no way you can get me in here.
Gotcha.
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>> Remember to roll.
Got a ripe one here. Just in time for
fall.
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>> Show yourself.
Please, bro, let me go. I didn't know
that sign was serious.
>> Of course it was. She was my soulmate.
>> You find someone else?
>> You think it's that easy to meet someone
else? Don't get me started on dating.
It's time to join your pump, kid.
>> Wait, does that even make sense?
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That will teach him.
>> That's a weird looking scarecrow.
>> Yeah.
>> Nah, you guys are bugging.
>> What is this guy even?
>> Well, you're winging out, you know. I
mean, you guys are totally bogus.
>> No, we don't know cuz no one talks like
that anymore, bro. Oh, yeah. Well, get
out of my house.
>> Run.
Hey yo, get back here fools. I know
where you live.
>> We got to get out of here.
>> Is in the house.
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[Applause]
>> Oh yeah, I got to have my box. Time for
some dessert. Come on, dude. Let's go.
>> Hey, you dummies don't have a whole
pass. Yeah, you got to have a whole
pass, dummies,
>> dude. The window. It's stuck.
>> What are we going to do?
>> The attic.
>> Hurry.
Pull me up quick.
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>> Who are we kidding? We should have never
done this.
>> Yeah, I don't even know if I want the
hundred bucks anymore.
[Applause]
100 bucks. That's Major Moola. Since you
don't want it, can I just have it
>> quick? Up to the roof.
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>> I think we're safe up here.
>> The roof, y'all. Where my homeboy at?
Where my homeboy at? Where at? Where
they at? Make it stop.
>> Dude, I can't take this guy anymore.
Forget the hundred bucks. Let's get out
of here.
>> Dude, no. It's too far to jump down.
Hey, my hair is totally tubular. Get it?
Tubular.
>> I'm going for it.
>> Eat on that Jeep townhouse.
>> There it is.
>> Excuse me. Anyway, that's my story.
>> Dude, Ben Vincent, that was awesome.
>> I agree. Good show. A story like that
deserves all the candy.
>> Hear that, Thomas? Looks like you're
stuck in your lame costume till
Thanksgiving.
>> Oh, man.
>> Gee, guys, thanks. I'm glad you liked it
because it's all true. Huh?
>> Wait, what?
>> Yep, it's all true.
Jebidiah Townhouse actually existed, and
he actually vowed to come back in 200
years to hunt whoever was in the house,
but not before signing the deed over to
Mr. Mard. Sign this boy.
Jabam.
>> Come on, Benson. Are you being serious?
>> Yes. Totally serious.
>> I don't know, guys. I think he's messing
with us.
>> Yes. I see. Yes. Goodbye.
Oh, that was Papa. There is a Jebodia
townhouse.
>> Well, when is he supposed to show up?
>> Yeah. Shouldn't we get out of here or
something?
H. Looks like my watch is a little fast.
You should have been here 5 minutes ago.
>> You should really get your watch fixed,
man.
I didn't just crash your party, did I?
Don't that child hit you with the
roundhouse? Yeah, boy. That's what I'm
talking about.
Happy Halloween, homie.
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So good.
>> Man, Benson, you really went all out for
this party. That catapult.
That catapult.
>> Yeah, you normally get some cheap
streamers and just call it a day.
>> Huh? I haven't even shown you guys the
best part. I present
Raky the wish maker.
>> Thanks for sharing, Vincent.
>> Good party, I guess.
>> Wait, you guys got to at least try it.
You make a wish and it shows you what
would happen if it came true. But really
scary.
>> Listen, I didn't put down a $500
security deposit for nothing. Just
watch.
I wish
I wish I could motivate Morai and Riby
at work.
>> A hard worker is all you desire. So to
their backside, let us add some fire.
>> You tired of trying to fit a whole head
of lettuce in your mouth? Just try our
new salad guillotine. Off with your head
of lettuce. Salad guillotine. Make a
salad fit in your mouth.
>> So cool.
>> Hey, didn't I tell you to mow the lawn?
Why are you watching TV?
>> I don't know. I'm just feeling kind of
blah today, you know.
>> Yeah. Kind of got a case of the
afternoon sleeps.
>> I don't want to hear it. Get back to
work or you're fired.
>> Do you have trouble motivating your
employees?
>> Why, yes, I do.
>> I'm Puppet King from Puppet Depot.
Bye-bye puppet Mr. Boss Man. yells at
your workers so you don't have to. Best
part is it's not you doing it, it's the
puppet. Hurry, can I get a glass of
water over here, please? Puppet depot.
Wait, Mr. Bossman,
>> show the number.
>> Oh no. Or you're fired.
Oh man.
Hey. Hey, get back to work. Get back to
work right now. Vince. Uh, what is the
This is really uncomfortable.
>> Hey, it's not me making you
uncomfortable. It's Mr. Boss Man. Get
back to work. Get back to work.
>> Uh, okay. I guess we'll go.
>> Wow, they're so motivated.
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>> Got you now.
>> Hey, you two, quit messing around. Don't
get germs on the cops. Do what I say or
you'll be out on the street.
>> Sorry.
>> Not Benson. Mr. Bossman.
>> Hey, screw faster. Time is money. You
got a real loose grip, Morai. Explains
why you can't hold on to our
relationship.
>> Wait, what? Hey, you you you you.
Less stuttering, more scrubbering.
>> Oh,
I'm a good boss.
>> Somebody's got to go get that gas can.
>> I'll do it. If I can keep my mind clear,
no fears will appear.
That's pretty good.
>> If I keep my mind clear, no fears will
appear. If I keep my mind clear, no
fears will appear.
>> Whoa, look at him.
>> He's really doing it. Nothing's
happened.
>> No fears will appear.
>> I wonder what Skips is afraid of.
>> If I can keep my mind clear.
>> Hey, Skips. What are you afraid of?
>> Go long.
No. No. Flying disc freestylus.
No, please.
>> I'm afraid of the dark.
>> Quick, pops, go through the alphabet and
name cookies.
>> Janice cookies. Butter cookies.
>> That'll keep him busy for a while.
>> Rock, paper, scissors for who goes out
next.
>> Fortune cookie.
>> All right, fine. I'll go. But if I see
anything, it'll be way worse. So, I'm
going to close my eyes, and you'll have
to guide me.
>> All right. You're doing good. Keep going
straight.
>> You're doing great, buddy.
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>> Almost there.
>> All right. So far, I've kept my mind
clear.
>> Poor Zamal cookies.
>> Oh, no. Dude, I'm really sorry.
>> What did you do, Rigby?
>> It just popped into my head. My greatest
fear. Amusement park mascots.
What
a shark. That's one of Benson's fears.
>> I'm scared of other people's fears now,
too. Like flying these freestylers.
Skips was right. They are creepy.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. What? Where's
the key? Where's the key?
>> And then more flying disc freestylers
show up and they hit them. They hit them
and they hit them.
>> Skips, was this just your way of saying
you don't like flying disc freestylers?
>> They're wobbly and unpredictable. Who
knows where that disc will end up?
>> Did it scare you? Recap. My fearometer
gave it two fears.
>> Wow. Two out of four fears. That's a
lot.
>> Two out of 1,000 fears. This is more
scared than I've ever been. I'm very
impressed and thankful. Good night.
>> Wait, hold on. I think you'll have a
hard time turning your bat on this one.
>> I don't own any bats, and it seems they
would be very hard to steer.
>> No, it's Never mind. So, there we were
trick-or-treating, and things were going
great.
>> What a great hall. People seem to mostly
be giving out quinoa, gorp, and
toothbrushes. It's not ideal to me, but
like Eileen always says, you can't put a
price on product.
>> Oh, you guys.
>> I still want candy, though, because
that's a core part of who I am, dude.
Check it out.
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>> King-sized candy bars inside.
>> But what about that other sign?
>> Dome quarantine.
Vampire infestation. That's perfect.
Baseball games have tons of great food.
And this place has king-size candy.
That's four peanut butter cups per pack
instead of two.
>> Oh, yeah. Great idea. Pretty good deal.
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