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Now you're cooking breakfast
for us?
Your mom's not
feeling well.
Is she contagious?
No.
Just tired.
Did you check her for ticks?
Soon as she wakes up.
You can check her
while she's asleep.
Sit down!
Do you even know how to cook?
Believe it or not, I am capable
of making breakfast.
Sorry. It's not like we see you
do much around here.
How 'bout,
"Thanks for cooking, Dad"?
Chocolate chips?
Thanks for cooking, Dad.
Is Mom going to church?
I don't think she's up to it.
But she never misses church.
Are you feeling better?
Yes, baby, I'm fine.
GEORGE SR.:
All right, here we go.
Chocolate chips for breakfast
and pizza for dinner?
I'm loving Dad.
Where were you last night?
Out with your grandmother.
But where'd you go?
Enough questions.
Y'all ask me questions
when I come home late.
Oh, I can explain that-- you're
an idiot and we don't trust you.
(sighs)
Mom, you didn't say grace.
Don't worry about it.
Come on, y'all.
(sighs)
Can I sit with you?
I think Mommy needs to
be alone right now.
All right.
(sighs)
Mom, I'm scared.
Why?
You didn't go to church,
you stopped saying grace.
I don't understand
what's going on.
(sighs)
It's kind of hard to explain.
Is it me?
Did I do something wrong?
Of course not.
(pats seat)
Come here.
(sighs)
Sheldon... (sighs)
faith means believing
in something
you can't know
for sure is real.
(sighs)
And right now,
I am struggling with that.
So you don't believe
in God anymore?
That isn't something for you
to worry about.
I need to
figure this out myself.
Can I help? Maybe I could
provide a fresh perspective.
I don't think so, baby.
SHELDON:
Did you know that if gravity
were slightly
more powerful,
the universe would
collapse into a ball?
I did not.
Also, if gravity were
slightly less powerful,
the universe would
fly apart
and there would be
no stars or planets.
Where you going
with this, Sheldon?
It's just that gravity
is precisely as strong
as it needs to be.
And if the ratio of the
electromagnetic force
to the strong force
wasn't one percent,
life wouldn't exist.
What are the odds that
would happen all by itself?
Why are you trying to
convince me to believe in God?
You don't believe in God.
I don't, but the precision
of the universe
at least makes it logical to
conclude there's a creator.
(sighs)
Baby, I appreciate what you're
trying to do, but...
logic is here.
And my problem is here.
Well, there are 5 billion
people on this planet
and you're the
perfect mom for me.
What are the odds of that?
Oh.
Thank you, Lord,
for this little boy.
I knew I could fix it.
(laughs)
Maybe it was you
and the Lord.
ADULT SHELDON:
I don't like sharing credit,
but I knew in that moment
it wasn't the appropriate time
to say it.
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