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I'm so sorry, Penny. I won't be able to
join you today because I have to go to
this stupid thing. But just remember how
much I love you. Never forget.
>> So, what's the program?
>> Well, if we manage to make it there,
which we probably won't knowing you
guys, I want to go on the paddle paws
river, then the log trap, then the
rainbow vortex, the parade of kindness,
and then
>> I'm going to hug Daisy,
then the fireworks, and a nice family
photo.
boy.
>> Oh, you mean baby Billy? But he's so
cute.
>> He looks like he was born bursting
through someone's chest.
>> Lucky you managed to fix the car,
Richard. Imagine if it hadn't passed the
inspection.
>> See, not so useless after all. How about
some music to get our baby girl in the
mood?
[Music]
>> No stress. I can fix this, too.
Okay, let's just enjoy the silence.
What have you done to the car?
[Music]
>> Is that baby going to be there? I don't
want to be eaten by the kindergarten
goblin. Let me out. Let me out.
[Music]
Go and stop this.
>> I've got another idea.
>> Do whatever you have to do, but do it
quick.
>> Oh no, I can't see anything now.
>> All right.
[Music]
[Applause]
Better just do something.
[Music]
Cut it out. I'm trying to apologize to
Penny for missing our day.
>> I'm just a big bag of useless flesh.
>> Let me go. I don't want to be dead to
the kindergarten goblin. Let me
>> I can't hear myself thinking with you
whining like a bunch of internet goats.
Look what you made me send. Penny,
>> remember what you promised?
>> Oh, yes.
>> Today's all about you.
>> Yeah, we're going to have a great time.
>> Sure.
>> All we need now is just one good soul to
allow us back into traffic.
Mom, please. Can we put the real air con
on? The air. It tastes like liver.
>> No, because the aircon now makes the car
deflate the tires.
>> Okay.
>> All right. I've had enough.
[Music]
Fair enough. I would do the same to
anyone trying to weasel their way in
from the emergency lane.
Actually, you know what?
[Music]
Back in the game.
>> Okay, let's see.
Hey guys.
>> Larry, you can't do this.
>> Sadly, I can. My boss owns the copyright
for the seeds you used. I I'm so sorry.
>> What are we supposed to eat?
[Music]
>> Hey, would you kids be interested in
chocolate by any chance?
>> Is it organic?
>> Oh, I meant underpaid labor harvesting
cocoa beans to make chocolate. Dude,
does every single one of your bosses get
their kicks by drinking the teas of
mankind?
>> Oh, no. I've only got one boss. But
yeah,
>> did you just say that one single guy
owns every restaurant, food store,
animal, vegetable, seed, and
agricultural means of production in
Elmore?
>> Yeah, Mr. Bilderberger.
>> Larry, I'd like a word with your
manager. Well, I can give you his
address, but you'll never get past his
security unscathed.
[Music]
>> Larot, bring the light over, will you?
>> I didn't make my billions wasting money
on extravagances.
>> Builder Barker.
>> Impossible. How did you get past my
security unscathed?
We didn't. Dude, why are you in a dress?
>> Oh, he pays his female staff 30% less.
[Music]
Huh?
>> Oh, you're an actual burger.
>> What do you want?
>> We want to uh shake my fist for me. We
want to know why you're poisoning
everyone.
>> We tried everything to eat healthy. Look
at us.
>> I don't have to explain myself. I'm
rich. But seeing as your children and
your bone marrow might come in useful,
I'll explain things in a way even poor
uneducated peasants can get. A
commercial break.
Come on down to Joyful Burger. Our food
is full of joy. It's also full of sodium
hydrogenated polyurethane glutamate oil.
It's pointless to resist. Who wants to
read those old ingredients? Healthy food
is hard. You want that double cheese
fried convenience. People are dumb dumb
dumb. Joyful burger. You know you want
one. Dum dum dum. High health risk for
the low income.
>> You're clearly rich enough. Can't you
stop this corporate greed?
>> Last year our profits triple size.
>> So our risk of heart disease. Give it to
those trains.
>> Joyful back here makes us ill.
>> Try our chocolate pie I at the hospital.
People are dumb dumb dumb. The rich on
top like a bos bun. Yum dum dum. Eat it
up with no question.
>> We just want something healthy to eat.
>> Juicy flame grilled mystery meat.
>> We just want basic rice.
>> Half price double bacon cheesy fries.
>> Just make all this stuff. youthful
people eating Burger Shot. And no,
because I'm rich and completely
disconnected from society, I will gladly
brought it down in the pursuit of money.
Probably because I'm inherently evil. Or
my dad was a corn dog. I don't care. Cuz
people are dumb. Dumb dumb. Right, I'm
bored. Now get out of my office.
>> I don't know why we ever got bored of
this.
>> Hold on. Who's that guy behind you?
>> I don't know. His website has been
abandoned for three years. Some kid who
refuses to grow up, I guess. A Peter
Panda. What are you up to? Want to hang
out? Maybe get a shuffle going on?
>> Man, I'd love to, but I've got a lot of
unpacking to do. But I could call back
later, though. Is that okay?
>> Sure, no problem.
This will be fine, right?
>> It's okay. I'll just wait for Darwin to
call.
[Music]
Oops. Butt dial.
>> Hello.
>> Hey, dude. You You didn't call back. It
wasn't like I was waiting forever or
anything.
>> Sorry, dude. I'm mad busy right now.
>> Busy? Busy doing what the what the what
exactly?
>> Um uh turn it down.
>> Wait, are you with people right now?
>> Who's that in the background? Wait,
what's going on? Come, hang up the
phone. Your dad used up all our minutes
for an important business call.
[Music]
>> Hello. How may I help you today?
>> Can you put me back on hold, please?
>> Okay.
>> But mom, I have to call Darwin. I I
think he's cheating on me with other
people. And Dumbell, the phone, please.
>> Oh, honey, come on. Give me the phone. I
know this distance thing is difficult,
but you clearly need it. This behavior
reeks of unhealthy codependency.
>> Nah, that smell is actually Gumball's
tribute to Darwin over there.
>> This is even worse than I thought.
Gumball, please try and give this
distance thing a go. It's becoming a
matter of public safety now.
>> All right, fine.
Just promise me you'll go one evening
without Darwin.
>> Okay, I promise you, Mom.
Panda party town.
Come on, Darwin. Enable your panda chat.
Enable your panda chat.
>> Nice one, Darwin.
>> Huh? Tobias, what are you doing in
Darwin's panda?
>> Nothing. Nothing to see.
>> Darwin, what's going on?
>> Stop it.
>> Darwin.
>> Oh no. Gumball, I I'm so sorry. I didn't
want to find out like this.
>> Find out what? You're breaking up.
>> I tried to keep you the secrets. I don't
think this thing's working out.
>> Not working out. Darwin. Darwin.
>> It's fine. I'm fine. Darwin's breaking
up with me. It's It's not the end of the
world.
>> Hey Panda pal. Looks like you could use
some help. What's wrong?
>> My best friend moved out. And now he
doesn't want to see me anymore.
>> Oh, bro. I can totally relate. My best
friend/ roommate also left me with no
explanation.
>> And so I've wandered this kingdom ever
since. From the bamboo bath house to the
sodap disco fun dungeon looking for him.
>> Wait, who is this panda?
Leonard Daniels actually. Yeah, that
kind of tracks.
[Music]
>> What exactly is going on right now?
>> I'm whistleblowing. My freedom of speech
is being infringed upon. Miss Simeon
refused to let me read my poem at the
recital tonight.
>> Well, for starters, the superintendent
will be present. And knowing you, that
poem is probably as appropriate as chest
hair on a newborn baby.
>> It's about my butt.
[Music]
>> Have a good day, Watson.
>> It's not just about butts. It's also
about self-love and accepting yourself
as you are. And
>> sir, sir, Principal Brown,
>> what are you doing?
>> People need to hear my message.
Oh no.
[Music]
>> Don't you dare. Watch his.
>> This poem is called My Butt by Gumball
Watson.
Not going to lie, for someone who looks
like an anemic shower drain, canalone,
that was mad impressive.
>> I'm sorry, Wat. It's just I have a
problem with butts. My own specifically.
I cover it up with I'm not going to go
into details, but mine is weird and
gross. And you let the slide. Please
don't make it a thing. Please. I beg
you.
>> I can't let you suffer like this. I
swear to help you love yourself.
>> No. No. No.
>> Can't you see your own shame is putting
your students at risk of reliving the
same misery?
>> No.
>> It's for the good of the children.
>> All right then.
>> You know, sometimes all it takes to feel
better about a part of yourself is to
find a new way of framing it.
Well, feel free to frame my butt for
homicide of my self-esteem.
>> That butt is part of you. You just need
to see it in a new light to learn to
love it again. Look. Nope. No. No. Yeah.
This one kind of slays.
>> If you're talking about heretics during
the Crusades, maybe.
>> No. Nope. Nope. Oh, that's kind of bold.
No future.
>> Yeah. For my work life. Oh, this one
feels very me.
>> Yeah. That's got that 1950s I don't do
feelings daddy realness. Larry, you're
up.
>> I don't get paid enough for this.
>> Okay, just relax now. Everything's going
to be all right.
>> I'm an adult man. Wat, I know how to
handle myself.
>> David, stay out.
>> Nothing says class like a little class
sickle music. Okay, Masami.
>> Yeah, whatever.
[Music]
[Music]
>> Gumball,
come on. What is this?
>> What are you wearing?
>> It's Malbury silk. Nicol
has shown an appreciation for the finer
things.
>> The finer things? Oh, please. Gumball
thinks a canopy is a type of umbrella.
>> You're wrong. Where you have failed as a
parental figure, I have succeeded.
>> Your son has learned our ways. He has
style, crass, and arrogance. Now, he's
not the wild, unsophisticated animal you
raised him to.
>> Give me that mac and cheese.
This sounds expensive.
[Music]
>> I see. Once a wet, always a wet. People
like you don't deserve food this good.
Bennett, clean up this mess while I get
the floor cleaning robots to show this
trash to the door.
[Music]
Wow, those little guys are strong.
Gumbo, what were you thinking?
>> I'm sorry, Mom. I just I just wanted
that delicious mac and cheese. But I
guess it's like Mrs. Yoshida said, I
don't deserve it.
Listen, Gumball. We might not have what
the Yoshitas have, but that doesn't mean
we're any less than them. Okay? Forget
what Yuki said.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks, Mom.
And I guess I should also forget that
she said you're a failure of a mom and
that you have bad taste in clothes and
you never know what to do with your
hair.
[Music]
Also, what should I do with this phone
that controls all the stuff in their
house?
>> I can't believe those water sons. Like
mother, like child, I guess.
>> Okay, Yuki. Let's see how nice your
house really is.
>> That's right. You best
[Music]
kill anybody.
[Music]
Okay, now let's get out of here.
>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. It's okay. I
quit. I can't stand that woman anymore.
>> Yeah, I'll uh cook you that uh mac and
cheese if you uh give us a ride home.
>> Oh, okay.
>> You may think you're better than us, but
only your mac and cheese.
>> Remember when you got stuck on that wall
in your underpants?
There you are, Gumbo. Uh, dude, I'm
sorry. It's just so hard to find good
help around here.
>> I know. I'm so desperate. I'd take
advice from a failed actor who got
scammed by a health food MLM and
bankrupted his goat yoga farm.
>> And then became a middle school guidance
counselor.
[Music]
>> All right, let's do this. So, you've
tried training your body and utilizing
your mind, but have you tried cleansing
your chakras?
>> We're not allowed to use the sprinklers
like that anymore.
>> Oh, maybe I should explain this more
clearly by means of transcendental bongo
manipulation.
Mother Earth. Oh, mother earth.
>> Won't you?
>> It's too pretentious. I I can't bear
What?
>> Yes, Gumball. You are at the top of a
metaphorical mountain after Mr. Small
literally bored you to the brink of
death.
>> Vince, I I I can't climb the wall.
losing you. It was It was too much.
>> Hey. Hey, Gumball. Listen. I know what
it's like to feel hollow inside. To feel
toxic winds of doubt pump through your
very fibers. But you can't let your life
be stained by fear. It's time to drop
the past. Let it fall away.
>> No. No. I I can't lose you again.
>> It's not me you lost on that wall. It
was you, brother man. Now make that
climb. Drop the past.
>> Goodbye, Gumball.
>> It's okay. I'm off to a better place.
>> I know what I must do.
>> Okay, I know what else I must do.
What's going on?
>> He's going to climb the wall.
Let go of his fear.
>> He's going to drop his past.
>> Oh, I think he may have taken that
metaphor a bit too literally.
>> Drop the past and let it fall away.
Should
I be watching this?
system loud
[Music]
baby.
[Music]
[Applause]
>> Well, teachers, I think our job here is
done because we are definitely getting
fired for this.
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