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[Music]
Oh my god. What does that thing do?
>> Uh, that's an eye removal machine.
>> All right, I'm out. I'm kidding. I'm
kidding. Uhoh.
>> Hi, Rachel.
>> I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were
a little nervous, but don't worry.
Everything's going to be just fine.
>> So, we're done then.
>> Almost. But first, we got to start.
>> Okay.
>> This is the glaucoma test.
>> Uh-huh.
>> Sit down.
>> Okay.
>> Put your chin here.
>> Mhm.
>> Now, you're going to feel a small puff
of air in each eye.
>> What? What?
>> A small puff of air. Now, come on.
>> Here we go.
>> All right.
>> One, two, three.
>> Okay.
I'm sorry. All right. I'm going to stay
in here this time. Okay.
>> Ready?
>> Uh-huh.
>> One, two.
>> I'm sorry. You know what? I'm gonna hold
her head. Okay.
>> That's okay.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay.
One.
>> Uhhuh.
>> Two.
>> I'm sorry.
>> You know what? You're young. You
probably don't have glaucoma.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. So, it was very, very nice to meet
you, sir. And ow. Hey, what are you? Are
you crazy?
>> Okay. You got a small minor infection in
that left eye. I want you to take these
drops three times a day for a week, and
you'll be as good as new.
>> Yeah. No, I I don't I don't put things
in my eye.
>> Okay, then. I guess we'll see you back
here in three months.
>> Great.
>> And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
>> Okay, just give me the damn drops.
>> Dr. Miller.
>> P E C F D.
>> Very good, Monica.
>> You know where they are.
>> I sure do.
>> And you don't get one.
>> Okay.
Not even close. Okay. Well, then you
know what? Help me. I need help. I can
do this.
>> All right. Come on. Let's do it.
>> Come on. All right.
>> Sit down.
>> All right.
>> All right. Put your head back.
>> Yes.
>> All right.
>> Okay. Now, open your eyes.
>> Okay. They are.
>> How many fingers am I holding up?
>> Four.
>> Oh my god. I was thinking four.
>> Really?
>> Yes.
>> All right. You know what? Why don't we
start with a practice one? Okay. Okay.
Okay.
>> No drops.
>> Great.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> All right. On three. One,
>> two, three.
>> My pillow's all wet.
>> Well, well, you said it was practice.
>> Then why did you move?
>> Because I knew you were lying.
>> All right. Come here. What are you
doing? Monica, stop it.
>> Oh my gosh. Stop it.
>> I am going. I'm going to turn it over.
I'm going to get
these arms in your eyes.
>> Oh my god, you really are freakishly
strong.
[Music]
>> Damn, it's empty.
>> Well, you know, if Joey and Chandler
walked in right now, we could make a
fortune.
>> Can you pass me a TV guide?
>> Yeah.
>> Go. What?
Oh my god. Hold it open.
>> Okay.
>> We'll see you in about 3 or 4 hours.
>> Give me back my sweater or it's handbag
marinara.
>> You don't have the guts. Oh yeah? Well,
at least I wasn't too chicken to tell
some guy I thought he was cute.
Oh. All right. Stop. Stop the madness.
>> This is crazy. Who can even remember why
you started fighting in the first place?
>> She knew that I joined him. She would
have to fight first.
>> Yes, that's right.
But still, I look at your purse.
Look at your sweater.
Look at yourselves.
I'll help you fix your sweater.
I'll help you throw out your purse.
>> I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing
him.
>> Well, I'm sorry I went out with him when
I knew you liked him.
I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.
>> I'm quitting. I just helped an
81year-old woman put on a thong and she
didn't even buy it.
I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's
it. I'm talking to my boss right now.
Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I
am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.
Call me when you get this message.
>> Oh, Mr. Waltham, I uh really need to
talk to you
>> in a moment, please. I'm in the middle
of a task. And you have a customer.
>> Hi.
>> Hi. I'm Joshua.
>> Hi. I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for
you, Joshua?
>> Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.
My wife, well, my exwife.
>> Oh, I'm so sorry.
>> Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.
So, I got away with two things. this
suit and what turned out to be a uh
skirt.
>> Well, at least that's a great suit.
>> Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it
off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
>> So, I need everything down to underwear.
So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all
yours.
>> Okay,
Rachel, you needed to speak to me.
>> No, no, that wasn't me.
>> Well, we should get started. Let me show
you my underwear.
>> The selection of underwear that we
carry.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this
way.
>> It's this way. Yeah. Sorry.
[Music]
>> Would you like to go to a basketball
game with No.
>> You know, it's funny basketball because
I happen to have tickets to
Okay. Um,
who likes the Nick?
>> What do you think?
>> Well, as a single woman who is
available,
I think you look great.
>> Huh? Huh?
>> Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. This looks great.
>> Um, so you like it?
>> I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I I
think I'm going to wear it home.
>> Great.
>> All right. Well, thank you so much for
all your help.
>> Sure.
>> Well, I guess uh I guess this is it. See
you.
>> Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the
spring, you know, with the uh for the
bathing suits.
>> Well, well, you don't want to do that
now.
>> That's okay. I
>> Anyway, hopefully I I'll see you around
sometime.
>> Basketball.
Sorry.
>> I uh I have two tickets to the Knicks
game tonight if you're interested just
as a thank you for this week.
>> Wow, that would be great.
>> Really?
>> Yeah, that would be fantastic. My my
nephew is crazy about the Knicks.
>> This is fantastic. Thank you so much,
Rachel.
>> Good morning. Hi.
>> Okay. For next time, what do you say?
>> I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.
Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.
>> So, the first time you asked a guy out,
he he turns you down.
>> He didn't turn me down. He's at the
game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just
not on it.
No, you hang up. You you you
>> Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
>> Rachel,
>> I'll just call her back.
>> Okay.
>> I'm sorry. We got disconnected.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. How did this
happen to me? How did this happen to me?
A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine.
Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. Now
all of a sudden, he's Ross.
Oh, this really great guy that I can't
have.
>> Sweetie, I wanted you to have him, too.
>> I know you did,
just going to deal with it. Just going
to deal with it.
>> Come on out, honey. I'm telling you, you
look good. Tell her she looks good. Tell
her she looks good.
[Applause]
>> Oh my god,
you look so good.
I cannot believe I have to walk down the
aisle in front of 200 people looking
like something you drink when you're
nauseous.
>> So don't I don't see why we have to go
to this thing anyway. It's your your ex
feel and say's wedding
>> because I promised Mindy I would.
>> Yeah, well, you promised Barry you'd
marry him.
>> Look, you guys, I have to go. I'm the
maid of honor. And besides, you know
what? I just need to be in a room again
with these people and feel good about
myself.
[Laughter]
>> Look at the window. There's my name. Hi,
me.
I remember the day I got my first
paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of
the mines and eight people were killed.
>> Wow. You worked in a mine?
>> I worked in a Dairy Queen mine.
God, isn't this exciting? I earned this.
I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk
for it. And it was totally
not worth it.
Who's Fica? Why is he getting all my
money?
>> I mean, what Chandler? Look at that.
>> Oh, this is not that bad.
>> Oh, you're fine. Yeah. For first job,
you can totally totally live on this.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Hey, by the way, great service to
>> Whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my
fork.
Let me just bend over and get it.
[Laughter]
Oh god.
>> Okay, enough. This is This is not going
to happen.
>> Oh, come on, Ros. I'm miserable here.
Come on. You started this. Now you
finish it.
Come on, West. Make love to me.
>> You know what?
>> What?
>> Forget it.
>> Oh, wow. What? Now, Ross, you're not
going to talk? How on earth will you
ever annoy me?
Oh, wait a minute. I know.
I mean, you think the damn jalapeno
would have cleared up your sinuses, but
no, that's not enough.
>> What are you doing?
>> I'm getting that baby out of you.
[Applause]
>> Oh, God.
>> Oh, I know.
>> Oh, no.
>> I think my water just broke.
>> I am good.
Okay. Okay. Uh okay. I got I got the
pillow. Uh got the bag. You got the
keys?
>> I got the keys.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Hey. Yeah.
>> We're having a baby.
I didn't uh really have time to read
this part of the books, but do you think
do you think we have time?
>> Not so much.
>> Okay.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
>> That is it. You just barge in here. You
don't knock. You have no respect for
anybody's privacy.
>> No. You wait. This is ridiculous.
>> Just say one thing.
>> What? What? That's a relatively open
weave and I can still see your
nipular areas.
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I could
>> Chandler Bing, it's time to see your
thing.
What's the matter with you?
>> What was
>> you were supposed to be in there so I
could see your thing.
>> Sorry. My My thing was in there with me.
[Music]
>> Rachel, what are you doing? It's
freezing out here. Would you come back
inside?
>> No, no, no, no, no. You wanted me to
take him down, so I'm taking him down.
Okay,
>> Rachel, I'm okay. I'm okay.
Mr. Eckles.
Mr. Hickles, could you could you help
me, please?
>> See, this is just the kind of thing I
was talking about.
>> You You've been quiet all morning. Is
everything okay?
>> Mhm.
You sure you're all right?
>> Yep.
>> Okay. Um, well, I'm going to go uh grab
us some breakfast.
>> FYI,
>> there it is.
>> In the future, when a girl asks for some
ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.
>> Wait, wait. You're uh you're mad at me
about last night? I was just trying to
do the right thing.
>> Really? Well, it seems to me if you had
done the right thing, I would not have
woken up today feeling stupid and
embarrassed. I would have woken up
feeling comforted and satisfied.
>> Well,
>> oh, stop that.
>> I can't believe this. What? I I was just
being a good guy. I treated you with
with respect and understanding.
>> Oh, that's so hot.
>> Hey, I was looking out for you.
>> Oh, really? Well, Ross, you know what? I
am a big girl. I don't need someone
telling me what is best for me.
>> I got to say, I've not had sex a lot of
times before. This is the worst ever.
>> Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very
good for me either.
>> Oh, okay. You know, hey, hey, you know
what? You know what? To avoid this
little thing in the future, let's just
say you and me never having sex again.
>> What?
>> That's right. Sex is off the table. I am
never having sex with you again.
Dr. Green, are you feeling better?
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going
to see him kiss me.
>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to
see why.
>> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time
that I went backpacking through Western
Europe?
[Laughter]
Okay, get ready to see some begging.
>> Oh, you came on to Ross.
>> What?
>> Now I'm so happy.
>> What are you talking about?
>> You use the Europe story.
>> That's the magic story you use when you
want to have sex.
>> How do you know about that story? How do
you know about that story?
>> I heard it from my friend Irene who
heard it from some guy.
>> Some guy.
>> No, no. She told me that his name was
Ken Adams.
>> Ken Adams.
>> Oh, hi. Hi. Richard just told me he
loved me.
>> Oh my god. I know,
>> honey. That's great.
>> I know. I just can't find.
>> Oh, they're in the top drawer.
>> Hurry.
>> You need one, too?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> There's only one.
>> Monica.
>> Hi. Uh, we'll be right there. We just um
we're trying to decide something.
>> Rachel.
[Applause]
Hey. Hey.
>> They're just trying to decide something.
>> Oh, good. Good. Good.
So, is um was your mustache did it used
to be different?
>> No.
>> Oh.
How do you uh you know keep it so neat?
>> I have a little comb.
>> Oh,
>> and what do you call that?
>> A mustache comb.
>> Thank you.
>> Okay. I I will do your laundry for one
month. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, I will
I will I will I Hey, I will clean the
apartment for 2 months.
>> All right, I'll tell you what. I'll give
this to you now if you can tell me where
we keep the dustpan.
>> So, were you in, ma'am?
>> Rock, paper, scissors.
>> One, two, three.
Yes.
>> Fine. Go have sex.
>> No, you have got it completely wrong.
John Savage was deer hunter. No legs.
John Voit was coming home. Couldn't feel
his legs.
>> No. No. No way. You've got it totally
the other way around, my friend. John
Voit was what? What?
>> Embarrassed that easily.
>> What? You would totally get embarrassed.
>> No, I don't, Ross. I I think I'm just a
more secure person than you are.
>> Is that so?
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, lady. I don't care how much you
want it. Okay. I am not going to have
sex with you in the bathroom.
>> Uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom.
All right. All right. Just keep walking.
All right.
>> What? What are you? I'm sorry, sir. I
just I think he just really likes you.
[Music]
>> Hey, you know that teacher who had a
baby with her student?
[Music]
Hi. Can I help you?
>> Yes. I'm sorry, miss. Do you have any
extra pants? Uh, my friend seems to have
had a little accident.
[Applause]
>> Oh my gosh. Rachel, honey, my Are you
okay? Where's Paulo?
>> Rome.
Jerk missed his flight.
>> Oh, and then your face exploded.
>> No.
Okay. I was at the airport getting into
a cab when this woman, this blonde
planet with a pocketbook, starts yelling
at me something about how it was her cab
first and then the next thing I know,
she's just starts starts pulling me out
by my hair, you know, and then I'm
blowing my attack whistle thingy. Three
more cabs show up.
As I'm going to get into a cab, she
tackles me and I hit my head on the curb
and cut my lip on my whistles.
[Laughter]
Everybody having fun at the party?
>> Are people eating my dip?
>> Hey,
>> what are you doing? Well, you know, I
was thinking of moving the couch over
here.
>> Why would you want to do that?
>> So that there would be a decent place
for me to sit.
>> Ra, there is a decent place.
>> And your lap does not count.
>> Okay, come on. Help me move this.
>> No, no, no.
>> No,
>> no. Rosita does not move.
>> I'm sorry. Rosita as in
>> as in Rosita does not move.
Joey, it's just a chair. What's the big
deal?
>> The big deal is that it is the exact
equal distance from the bathroom to the
kitchen and it's at the perfect angle so
you don't get any glare coming off of
Stevie.
>> Stevie the TV.
>> Is there a problem?
>> No.
>> Oh, what does he know?
>> Come on, Rosita. Chica's got to stick
together.
No,
>> you
>> Hello.
>> Hello. Is Ross there?
>> Uh, no, he's not. Can I take a message?
>> Yes, this is Russell. Ross's divorce
lawyer. Just tell him that since I
haven't heard from him, I assume he's
decided to give the marriage a try.
>> Ross got married again? No.
Look, I was just trying to make a good
first impression. Obviously, I screwed
up, but what you guys think of me is
really important because I'm I'm hoping
to get a permanent job here. So, if you
just give me another chance to make a
good impression.
>> Russ, are you crazy? I'm still your
wife. What were you just never going to
tell me? What the hell is wrong with
you?
I did this kill you.
Why? Rachel.
>> Um, what are you doing?
>> What? I'm not you. This may be the only
wedding I ever have.
>> And I want it to be amazing.
>> Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Maybe I rode in on
a Harley.
>> Okay, Ross. It has to be realistic.
>> And my my veil was lace made by blind
Belgian nuns.
blind.
>> Well, not at first, but it was very
intricate work. And they said even
though they lost their sight, it was all
worth it.
>> Oh, I bet you looked beautiful.
>> Oh, well, I I don't know about that, but
there were some people that said I
looked like a floating angel.
>> How did you propose?
>> Oh, yeah. That's a great story.
>> Well, um, actually, I I took her to the
planetarium. That's That's where we had
our first date. Um, she walked in and I
had the room filled with lilies, her
favorite flower.
>> That is so sweet.
>> I want to hear the rest.
>> Then Fred Estair singing um The Way You
Look Tonight came on the sound system
and the lights came down and I I got on
one knee and written across the dome in
the stars were the words, "Will you
marry me?
And the ring was the size of my fist.
>> But you relax. That was 10 blocks from
here. And the woman was walking alone at
night. I would never do that. Mom, come
on. Stop worrying. This is a safe
street. This is a safe building. There's
nothing.
Mom, I got to go. I got to go. I got to
go.
Okay,
that's fine. You just read the paper.
I'm going to get a pot.
It's not for you.
[Music]
Okay, that's fine.
Read the family circus.
Enjoy the gentle comedy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[Laughter]
It's open, you guys.
>> Hi.
>> Hey. Hey. Can I help you?
>> Yeah. I'm looking for Phoebe. Does she
still live here?
>> Uh, no, she doesn't, but I can I can get
a message to her.
>> Great. Uh, just tell her her husband
stopped by.
>> Her what?
Hey, how how did you do that?
This
>> is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
>> Oh, please. Cooking soothes me.
>> So, dig in.
>> Right. Oh, it all looks so good.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh, I know. My god. This is so This rice
is so I am so good. behind
you.
>> Oh, yeah. Sorry. They used to live here
and sometimes they migrate back over.
>> Is there uh is there some way that they
could uh not be here or just that uh
farm birds really kind of freak me out?
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Here we go. Here we go.
>> There you go.
Hey, how'd you do that?
>> All gone.
>> So, farm birds, huh?
>> Yeah, it's it's my only weird thing. I
swear. And I I would have told you about
it, but I didn't know that they would be
here.
>> So, all right.
Okay.
>> So, can I serve you a little of what?
What's What's
>> Nothing. I uh It's just that I know that
they're still out there.
>> But they're across the hall. I mean,
that's two doors away. It's going to
take them a long time to peck their way
back over here.
>> That's That's not funny.
>> Okay. You know, would you feel better if
we went someplace else? I mean, we could
pack all this stuff up and, you know, go
to your apartment.
>> Uh, they're working on it this week.
It's a total mess. But, uh, I'm staying
at my parents house. We could go there.
>> Your parents?
>> Yeah. They're out of town.
>> Oh, yeah. It's a huge place and and it's
got this gorgeous view of the park. It'd
be very, very romantic. What do you say?
>> Yeah, that works.
They can smell the fear.
>> I got to double check for tickets
tonight. Who Who got what?
>> I have one. I need two.
>> I'm bringing Pete, my boyfriend.
>> I have a boyfriend now.
>> Two it is. Russ, how about you?
>> Uh, yeah. I uh I also need two.
>> Really? Who's number two?
>> Who's number two? One of the more
difficult games sewer workers play.
Uh, no. It's It's just this person
>> like a date type person.
>> Yeah, kind of. Uh, it's this woman from
work. I hope that won't be too weird.
Will it, Ra?
>> No. No, not at all. Not at all. I was
actually going to bring someone in
myself. So,
>> but you said one ticket.
>> I meant me plus one.
>> Okay. Did you guys mean you plus one?
All right, we'll see you tonight.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Bye-bye.
>> Bye.
>> Bye-bye.
>> Okay. I need a date.
>> We'll buy and wrap all of your Christmas
gifts.
>> No.
>> I uh Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange
juice every morning
>> with extra pulp.
>> Yeah.
>> No,
>> I've got it.
>> You don't have it.
>> I so got it. There's going to be rumors
about this. There's no way to stop it.
Sophie knows. Monica and Phoebe know.
>> How do Monica and Phoebe know?
>> Oh, I called them.
>> And when they ask me what I saw, I can
be very generous
or very stingy.
>> Go on.
>> I can make you a legend.
I can make you this generation's Milton
Burl.
And Milton Burl has
>> Oh, not compared to you.
>> Hello.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> Hello, Chandler.
>> I love you.
>> Hey, what's going on?
>> Oh,
>> no, he doesn't.
Two hours that lasted.
>> What is Chandler Bing's job?
>> Oh gosh. This has something to do with
numbers and processing. Well, he carries
a briefcase.
>> 10 seconds. You need this or you lose
the game.
>> It's um it has something to do with
transponding.
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, he's a trans trans monster.
>> That's not even a word.
I can get this. I can get this.
>> I really owe you an apology
>> for what?
>> Well, when we first met, you know, I
thought you were pompous and arrogant
and obnoxious. Is
>> this your first apology?
No,
>> I just mean that, you know, first
impressions don't mean anything. And I I
I think you're a really good guy and I'm
sorry that I misjudged you. Morning.
Do you know what? Hey, new day, new
leaf. I am just really, really happy.
I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has
something more important to say, so I'll
just wait till it's finished.
>> What?
>> I was giving you an apology and you were
totally checking her out.
>> I wasn't checking her out. I'm in
fashion. I was looking at her skirt.
Or was it pants? I didn't really see
what happened below the ass area.
>> Oh, wow. You are really You're really a
creep.
>> What do you even care if I was looking
at her? Are you jealous?
>> Oh, yeah. I'm jealous. Oh, Gavin, please
look at my ass.
Stop looking at my ass.
>> I mean, I just think you are totally
inappropriate. Okay, this is a work
environment. She's your subordinate. But
it was okay when you slept with your old
assistant, Tag.
>> That is totally different for two
reasons. One,
I didn't know that you knew that.
And two,
I wasn't some creep staring at his ass.
We had a we had a deep, meaningful
relationship.
>> Huh? What was Tag's last name?
>> It was
Oh my god.
He he did he he didn't have a last name.
>> Sing happy birthday to you now.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Oh, all right. Happy birthday.
>> See you later.
>> Hey, Ra. Somebody got your shoes. Oh,
give me
Oh, these are my rat babies.
Yeah, we have rat babies now.
>> Oh, you brought rats to my birthday
party. So, this is what a stroke feels
like.
I had to bring them. We killed their
mother. They're our responsibility now.
You know, they require constant care.
You should know that, Rachel. You're a
mother.
>> Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
>> No. Seven rats.
I think we should take them home. We
need to feed them.
>> Why are you going to leave my party to
take care of a box of rats? Well,
>> I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you,
okay? Not everyone can afford help.
>> You brought back half the beach in my
hair. It was so much easier when I used
to shave my head.
>> You know, I got to tell you, I just
loved your look when you were bald.
>> Really?
because I think about shaving it all off
again sometimes.
>> Really? Yeah. I mean, you definitely
should do that.
>> You know what? I should do it.
>> Yeah. You know what? Thank you, Rachel.
You are so cool.
>> Oh, stop. Cover.
>> Now, let's shave that head.
>> All right.
[Music]
>> Hey, everybody.
>> Wow. Wow.
[Laughter]
>> Look what you did.
>> You want to touch it?
>> No, but but it's great.
>> Come on, touch it.
>> Okay.
You can feel all the bones in your
skull.
>> Hey, new wallet, huh?
>> Oh, yeah. It was time. The old condom
ring in the leather just doesn't say
cool anymore. You know
>> Rachel, you just put an empty carton
back in the fridge.
>> Oh, yeah. I know. But the garbage was
full.
>> Have you ever taken out the trash?
>> Well, I uh thought you liked doing it.
>> Third door on the left. Right.
Oh, hey, Mr. Trigger. there.
>> What are you doing?
>> Um
Oh. Oh,
I'm sorry. It's a little old, but
>> No, you're clogging up the shoot. I just
spent a half hour unclogging.
>> I'm sorry. I didn't I don't come in here
a lot.
>> Oh, yeah. Of course you don't. Cuz
you're a little princess.
Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a
candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of
cats sing happy birthday to me.
Well, you think you can just come in
here, make a mess, a big man in the
coveralls will come and clean it up,
huh?
Well, why don't you think of someone
else for a change?
>> Okay, I'm sorry.
>> God, you're going to cry about it.
>> The pages are stuck together. Chandler.
[Laughter]
>> Oh my god. She She made half an English
trifle and
half a shepherd's pie.
[Applause]
>> Yeah. This is so good that I'm going to
go enjoy it on the balcony.
So, if I can enjoy the view whilst I
enjoy my dessert.
>> I've got to call my friend Mary and tell
her how good this is from Monica's room.
>> I'll help you dial.
>> I'm going to go into the bathroom so I
can look at it in the mirror as I eat
it.
>> Okay. Now, what was that all about? Is
it Does it not taste good? Let me try
that.
>> No. No. Yeah.
All gone.
>> So good.
Maybe Jan has some left.
It tastes like feet.
I like it.
Are you kidding? What's not to like?
Custard. Good jam. Good meat. Good.
>> So, a bird just grabbed it and then
and then tried to fly away with it and
and then just dropped it on the street.
>> Yes. But if it's any consolation, before
the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy
it.
>> What did Hi.
Well, what are you doing here? I'm I'm
supposed to pick you up.
>> Change of plans. I made you a special
Valentine's dinner. Surprise.
>> Oh, hey, Mona. Hi. Hi. Hi, Rachel.
What's she doing here?
>> I have no idea.
>> Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs
me.
>> Seriously, what is she doing? Uh, you
know, lately she just likes hanging out
here.
>> Why?
>> I think she's lonely.
>> Okay, but it's Valentine's Day. Can't we
just ask her to go?
>> Well, no. No. She's way too emotional.
And by emotional, I mean,
>> I'm not here. That's just my Chinese
food.
>> Oh my god. She has food delivered here.
Yes, she's she's emotional but but
ballsy.
>> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
to get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
>> And you thought she was going to be in
our way.
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>> Rachel, what is your cat doing in one of
my bowls?
>> It's not. I'm defrosting a chicken.
>> Oh, I sold uh Mrs. Whiskerson.
>> Oh, thank God. Did you get your money
back?
>> Yeah. $1,500. Wow. You made a profit.
[Laughter]
>> Hey, I just came for the red velvet
pillow.
>> Oh, yeah. There you go.
>> Thanks, Rachel.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And uh don't forget you you can
come visit her anytime you want.
>> Oh, good. Great. I'll I'll keep that in
mind.
>> Hey, so what is this? Some kind of snake
or something?
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