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(rock music playing inside)
What the hell?
(people chattering)
Hey, guys,
all the action's over here!
Quagmire, what
is all this?
Peter's new coworker
gave me an idea.
Welcome to
Disabled Ladies Night.
Mine are made
from teak.
What are yours
made from?
Yeah, mine are actually just
pressboard with wood veneer.
I can't get wet.
Oh. I think I
see my friends.
Hey, uh, you guys
enjoy the carnival.
I'm gonna get
a drink at the bar.
Hey, uh, anyone
sitting here?
No, go ahead.
Thanks.
Hey, would you like
to go out sometime?
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, well, you know, I read
somewhere that women decide
within the first seven seconds
if they're interested in you
or not, so I figured I
wouldn't waste anybody's time.
Fair enough.
Sure, let's go out.
Really?
Yeah.
Like you said,
I've already decided.
I'm Kate.
I'm Brian.
Hey, uh, you want
to go outside?
Maybe a little
quieter.
Sure.
Oh, my God, I...
Hey, check out Brian
with the blind chick.
Hey, don't worry, Brian,
you're still doing
better than Quagmire.
He got a hooker.
Ha!
No, no, but she is
a prostitute.
Listen, you know, we can do
something else if you want.
Why? I'm having a good time.
Well, I mean, I
just don't know
how much fun it is for a blind
person to go to the movies.
Brian, blind people
go to the movies all the time.
We just listen.
I might be blind, but my brain
has been trained to listen
to any movie and know exactly
what's happening on screen.
Like, I loved Titanic.
I'm the king of the world!
(orchestral music playing)
(whooping)
So you sure you don't
need me to come in?
Maybe show you
to your bed.
Pretty sure I can
find it, thanks.
Maybe next time I'll
have trouble, though.
You might have to help
me find it next time.
So there's a next time.
Definitely.
Great.
Well, all right, good night.
(dog barking)
Ugh! Our stupid
neighbor's dog barks 24/7.
God, I hate dogs.
Y-You do?
Yeah, they're just slobbery,
annoying, needy little bastards.
I'm just not really a
dog person, I guess.
Oh. Uh, yeah, me neither.
Dog people can get
pretty annoying.
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