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LI:
All right,
you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.
Now, this can go
one of two ways.
The easy way, in which
you surrender willingly,
or the hard way,
where you surrender woundedly.
The choice is yours.
- [guards snarling]
- I was kidding! I was kidding!
[screaming]
Aw.
[screeching]
[guards grunting, screaming]
[yelping]
- Thanks, Ping.
- [screaming]
Run away!
[grunting]
Cannonball!
[guard grunts]
- [laughing]
- [guards grunting]
- [slurps]
- Oh. Is it too spicy?
Mm-mm. No.
It's got the perfect kick.
Ginseng.
That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.
[clamoring]
That panda was right.
More violence later is better.
BUNNIES:
Yay!
PO: I believe you have something
that belongs to me.
Can't you even die right?
Can't you even kill wrong?
No. [chuckles]
Wordplay didn't come together.
Now, about that staff...
Take it.
I already have everything I need
from it anyway.
I think this was destiny.
A final face-off
between formidable adversaries,
alike in so many ways.
If only I had a dumpling
for every time
a villain told me
how much we had in common.
It's true. We've both risen
to the highest of heights.
It's a shame only one of us
can come out on top.
It is a shame.
For you.
THE CHAMELEON:
My combined powers
of sorcery and kung fu
make me unstoppable.
And once I dispense with you,
I'll expand my rule
from Juniper City to...
Every other city
and town and village
from here to
the Valley of Peace and beyond.
Yeah, I know.
But how did you know?
I saw it in a vision.
'Cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.
For now, at least.
But I've realized that it's
probably time I made a change.
And so should you.
I'm The Chameleon.
I do nothing but change.
Only on the outside.
Real change happens from within.
And if we're really as alike
as you say,
then maybe we could both
let go of who we were
and become something better
than we already are.
What do you say?
I say...
[screeches]
[grunts]
Well, I saw that coming.
We're very proud of you.
You tried it our way.
Now try it yours.
BOTH:
Kick her butt.
I'm way ahead of you.
[grunting]
[grunts] Hmm?
Master Elephant's Trunk Twist?
Master Boar's Tusks of Terror!
Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury!
[screams]
[barks]
[bellows]
Ooh. Master Bull's
Horns of Doom!
[growling]
What?
[distorted]:
Recognize this move?
[screams]
[panting]
Is that how I sound?
I don't sound like that, do I?
PO:
You didn't earn those skills!
You just stole 'em!
[grunting]
Give him a left.
A right. Uppercut.
- Which one are you rooting for?
- I'm not sure.
This is all very confusing.
I'm stronger than every opponent
you've ever faced,
because I am every opponent
you've ever faced.
Po! [yelling]
[yell fading]
[growls]
[chuckles nervously]
[clangs]
[grunts]
Whoa. I got to workshop
those heroic entrances.
BOTH:
Hi-yah!
Two against one?
Well, now,
that doesn't seem fair.
I'll have to even the odds.
[distorted]:
Master Cobra.
Master Osprey.
[echoing]:
Master Scorpion.
Master Wolf.
General Kai.
Lord Shen.
[deep, distorted laugh]
That is awesome!
I mean, it's disturbing,
but it's awesome.
[roaring]
[shouts]
Whoa!
[screams]
[roaring]
Whoa!
Zhen!
[yelling]
[pained roaring]
Whoa, whoa!
[roaring]
[yelling]
[grunting]
[groans]
Po!
[distorted cackling]
[distorted]:
I thought we were friends.
[gasps]
Stand back.
I'm gonna kick my butt.
[explosive booming]
[grunts]
Yah!
[grunting]
Whoa!
[yelling]
[distorted laughing]
[yelling]
[feet screech]
[sizzling]
[screams]
[blowing]
[grunting]
[grunting fiercely]
- Come on, Po. Get out of there.
- You have to do this.
I can't beat The Chameleon.
A wise old tortoise once told me
that you never know
what you can do until you do it.
The fate of the world
hangs in the balance,
and you're here giving me
life advice from a tortoise?
Be the pit, Zhen.
Be the pit.
♪
And what do you think
you're doing?
Finishing what Po started.
Oh, please. How many times
do I have to tell you?
[grunts]
Don't slouch.
[grunts]
[gasping]
[grunting]
You ungrateful little urchin!
After all I've done for you,
you betray me for the panda?
First rule of the streets:
never trust anyone.
Ha! You can't defeat me.
I know all your moves.
Not this one.
Roll, stir,
serve and ska-blam!
[roaring]
[screams]
- [cheering]
- [laughing] Yes!
Second rule:
someone always gets hurt.
Now, that's a cool move.
Po. You could've gotten out of
that cage anytime you wanted?
You faker.
It's not faking. It's Method.
Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a tree
if you never give it
the chance to grow?
And, hey, you stirred faster
and rolled higher.
But for the last time,
the word is...
[growling]
[grunts]
..."skadoosh."
[explosive whooshing]
♪
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