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Hey! Great news.
The perfect goodbye is back on and we have a
new teammate.
Really? What even is our team?
Because I know you gave me a dummy tube.
Ah. And did you find what was inside of it?
Yeah. An egg.
And do you know why I gave you an egg?
Because eggs suck and you're still mad about
that one time I beat you at Mario Kart.
It was beginner's luck! Would you just-- open
it.
A necklace with a little binder on it?
It has three tiny tabs.
One for me, one for you, and one for Mac.
Oh.
It really bothers me that they're not
alphabetical, but I assume that it's
functional and I can correct them.
It is, and you can.
And I love it. And I'll treasure it forever.
Now tell me where the real tube is, you
bastard.
I'm sorry, Ames, but I can't do that. You've
done your part. Now it's time to sit back and
enjoy the rest of the show.
You're cutting me out?
This is about you wanting fireworks, isn't
it?
Oh, Amy, it's about so much more than that.
It's 1,000,000% just about the fireworks.
Those look very dangerous.
No, it'll be fine. We're not gonna be
anywhere near it when it goes off. You
control the whole thing from your phone.
How do you know when it's armed?
The red light starts blinking like that one.
Uh oh. Uh uh, you know what?
This is okay. This is okay.
I can just turn it off using the app.
Set up your profile first.
Why? How many times am I going to use a
fireworks app? It started counting down.
Name. Email.
Select the squares with stop signs in them?
Okay, Jake, we gotta go! Is a stoplight a
stop sign ? Charles, is a stoplight a stop
sign? I don't know, they both require full
stops. Jake, come on! All right, I'm in. No!
Username already taken?
Who would want to use Jake?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
You're awake. I can't believe it.
You're actually awake.
Hey, wait. What's going on?
I got to get back to the heist.
No.
The heist? Jake, you've been in a coma for
seven years.
What? Wait, what do you mean?
I've been in a coma?
A firework hit you in the head.
It caused a destabilizing brain injury.
Oh my God. Is Charles okay?
Yes. He survived the explosion,
but he blamed himself for what happened to
you. So he left New York.
He's actually the sheriff of a small town in
Arizona. The town is so small he also has to
be the school principal.
Okay. That's weird.
It's actually very funny and surprisingly
heartwarming.
No no no no no.
This. This isn't really happening.
I'm dreaming. And because this is a dream,
I'm in control.
You know who's gonna walk through that door
right now? Bruce Willis.
Jake, you woke up.
No. Teddy. Amy.
Why is your ex-boyfriend here?
Oh, you haven't told him yet, babe. Oh,
babe. He called you babe.
What's going o n?
I'm sorry. I know this is a lot,
but the last seven years have been really
hard. Raising Mac on my own,
never knowing if you would wake up, and Teddy
was a great friend to me.
And a couple years ago,
we went on a trip.
It's not her fault. We were both seduced by
the city of Tampa.
I can't b elieve this. You replaced me with
Teddy? I could never replace you,
Jake. I just wanted Mac to have a father
figure in his life. I come over and we watch
sports. We are obsessed with college
swimming. Hey, doc, can you put me back in
the coma?
You're agitated. That's normal.
Tell me how you're feeling. Pain?
I mean, just the pain of learning that my
wife is married to another man.
Oh, we're not married. I'm just here for Amy,
p hysically. That's worse!
Okay, let's do some cognitive tests.
How good is your memory from before the
accident? Do you remember the fireworks?
Yeah, I remember everything. I remember the
whole heist, going to find Charles,
the magnet suits.
Do you remember where you hid the tube?
Yeah. Inside the fake baby.
Thanks, babe.
Oh, no. It's not the future,
is it?
Nope. It's only been about 40 minutes.
And this isn't a real hospital.
You Mission Impossible-d me?
Oh, I'm so happy you're not having sex with
Teddy. When did you have time to build all
this?
Oh, I had a prefabbed months ago,
and I set it up while you were looking for
Charles.
You planted the resignation letter in my
locker so Charles would find it.
Yep. And then I knew you'd want to show off
the fireworks. The fireworks that I sold you.
You're Kristaps?
I gotta stop falling for that. But wait. If
everything was fake, what knocked me out?
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
I know, Charles, but there's something I have
to tell you, okay? I locked Charles in a
supply closet.
I have but two things to say to you.
One. Thank you.
I've always wanted to be chloroformed. And
two. How dare you!
Sorry, babe, but I play to win.
Yeah.
That was super cool.
I hate how attracted I am to you right now.
That worked so well.
On to phase two.
Thanks for doing that, Teddy. I'm really glad
that we could be friends again.
Of course, I'll always be here for you.
Which is why I have a question to ask. Oh,
no. Amy Santiago, will you--
no!
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