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Hey, what's wrong, Peter?
I miss my friends, Brian.
I mean, I was having fun
with those Nielsen boxes,
but what's the point
if I don't got Joe and
Quagmire to enjoy it with me?
I guess I shouldn't have
messed with television.
Well, it's not
exactly your fault.
The networks never should
have listened to you
in the first place.
This is exactly what
makes bad television:
pandering to the lowest
common denominator.
So what do I do, Brian?
Well, you still
have these boxes.
That means you still have the
power to influence television.
Maybe you can use that
power to help restore TV
to the way it was.
You're right, Brian.
Maybe if I watch
smart, quality shows,
that'll help get things back
to the way they were.
We can use these boxes
for good and...
What the hell?!
That's for adding another tree
to One Tree Hill!
Oh, my God, he destroyed
every last box!
Holy crap!
We're sunk now, Peter.
There goes your one chance to
get TV back to the way it was.
Wait a minute.
Maybe not, Brian.
I think I just got an idea.
Aah!
I got glass in my face!
Oh, crap.
Now I forgot what it was.
I got it!
Aah! Son of a bitch!
You know who I hate?
The troops.
Yeah, me, too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
who are you?
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm the guy
who ruined television,
and I'm the guy
who's gonna fix it.
Guys!
I broke television,
and now you have
to help me fix it!
Yah-ha!
Looks like this is one
we beat you to.
Gentlemen, I have
gathered you all here today
because you are the creators
of what television used to be
before I ruined it.
And we need to rebuild
television from the ground up.
So, I'm gonna need
all your best ideas.
J.J. Abrams, you take
wonder and complexity
and present it in a way that
no one can possibly understand.
Whaddaya got?!
I've got an alien
that goes back in time
and encounters a koala bear
in an Eastern European town.
Totally confused.
Do it!
Okay, now, we're gonna need
15 workplace comedies
where people talk
to the camera for some reason.
You, you, you and you-- go.
When Peter told me to make
a workplace comedy
where people talk
to the camera, I thought...
Not now!
I mean, go do a show!
Don't-don't do
that thing here.
Huh.
Wonder if I can
pull off one of those
"can you believe what
I have to put up with" looks
to the camera.
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