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I'm craving something salty and sour.

I'm craving something sweet and

chocolatey.

I want to eat cotton balls. Not the

small ones, but the real big ones.

This is a hot dog as a sandwich.

Ketchup is a smoothie.

Yeah, I put ice in my cereal. So what?

That makes no sense.

A hot dog is a sandwich.

What?

Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog is a

Sandwich, the show we break down the

world's biggest food debates. I'm your

host, Josh Sher.

And I'm your host, Nicole Initi. And

today we have a very special guest

joining us for the pod. Today's guest is

one of the funniest people on the

internet, a sketch comedy powerhouse,

array of chaotic sunshine, and she is

hella pregnant. Please welcome the one

and only Smoses Amanda Lehan Kento.

Wow.

That was such a good intro.

Nicole wrote it. I just yelled at you.

Oh my god, Nicole, you did so well.

Thank you so much, Josh.

Thanks.

I do want to eat cotton balls. That's

about my only addition to this.

I would not want to eat cotton balls. I

don't want anything dry right now. Me

either. Me either.

I want like cold and like wet. It either

has to be cold and wet or hot and wet at

the same time. Nothing room temp.

No thank you.

No. No room no room temp here. No.

So today I I don't know listeners if you

don't know. I'm pregnant. Amanda's

pregnant. Josh not pregnant. Megie not

pregnant.

I have sympathy. I have sympathy

cravings right now though for both of

you. So you're welcome. My Eminem path.

It

I thought you said Eminem. That's where

my brain is at.

He said that too.

I was like Eminem.

I was like talking Eminem bath. I'm like

Eminem.

What are you talking about?

So today you Josh are going to be

actually all of us are going to be

trying Amanda's pregnancy cravings as

well as mine. And because you're in

charge here, you're going to deter

I think I should take a step back for

this one. Like if you really I don't

know that I need to insert myself in

here.

I want you to be a part of this. I want

you to decide who has the better

pregnancy cravings.

And then whoever has the better

pregnancy cravings, hear me out. I get

to be named the godfather. Yay.

That was already my

That's fine. Sure.

I accept. Amanda,

I just tell my husband. I'm like, "So,

there's this guy. Um,

she's a chef.

Everything I've heard about your

husband, I think we would be play Call

of Duty and grunt in Russian at each

other. I think I can do that." Uh,

stop.

So, what do the two of you know about

pregnancy cravings? Like what have you

guys heard like oh cuz I've like you

were saying before the podcast if you're

craving something like salty that means

your body needs it. Do you guys agree

with that mentality or

I I do I will say like earlier on in my

pregnancy I was craving um dairy like a

like a maniac like Greek yogurt. I still

eat Greek yogurt every day but like milk

Greek yogurt cheese. I would dream about

it.

And I brought up to my friend and she's

like yeah you need more calcium.

Like you're growing baby's bones right

now. I think it was at like 12 weeks or

something. Really?

So now I take like 1,000 milligs of

calcium every night.

Excellent.

And didn't realize that until my body

was like that's what you need.

That's incredible.

Oh, that's what I believe.

That's funny. I I always I always

assumed pregnancy cravings were like

weird and gross, right? That's that's

the that's the stereotype. Peanut butter

and pickles. That became a real thing.

This just looks like a bunch of

delicious food I want to eat.

Um what does it mean if my body

constantly craves carnneada burritos?

What do you think I'm lacking?

I don't

I was going to say empathy, but you said

you're an empath, so I don't know if

that's true.

Empathy. Um I don't know. We all have

that college kid in us. It sounds

delicious.

But if you are craving like dirt,

that's a real pah.

That's a real thing that you are

missing. And I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is either, but I've

heard people like they they like dog

food.

They like eat the they like eat things

that are not made for human consumption.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I remember Shayen Woodley

talking about um she was in Zimbabwe and

a Zimbabwean cab driver told her that it

was healthy to eat clay, so she started

eating clay, but I think it more plays

to what you were talking about of people

being iron deficient and they're being

iron.

So, did she eat clay?

Yeah. Yeah. I think she started selling

clay via goop or something as well.

Oh, nice. So cute.

Well, we had um Simone on last meals and

she had edible clay as part of her last

meal and then she's like, "Oh, I've been

vegan for the last 5 years." And it's

like I I think it's an iron deficiency.

Tested

since I clay.

I ate it with it. It was not terrible.

It's kind of like fine.

You ever You ever have a Neco wafer?

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not 90 years old, so no.

Neco wafers are closer to clay than they

are to most

powdery. They're like powdery dust,

but very hard.

It's kind of like how I feel about

mering. And I know a lot of people don't

agree with me, but like I don't like

hardened mering. It feels like dust to

me. I love hardened.

Have either of you gone down like uh

like some of the weird more alt paths of

like pregnancy nutrition? You know, like

do you have any weird gurus that you

follow that aren't backed by science?

Like odd doulas on the internet?

I definitely follow some odd doulas on

the internet.

Like you're like drinking lavender

tinctures and stuff like that or I don't

know like

No, I'm not drinking lavender. I am

drinking like chrysanthemum tea with

honey, but I don't think I was told

though that you shouldn't have chamomile

and um

herbal teas. Yeah, herbal te's cuz they

make you like crampy.

Yeah, no herbal te. But I I I will say

my Instagram will not let me rest. I

just want to see funny things.

And it is only doulas. It is only

births.

Yeah.

It's only like I tore I'm like it's only

all these things where

I tore here's my story. Yeah. Here's my

story. And it's like hey when you're

there make sure you advocate for

yourself. But I'm like, "Okay, I get

that." But like, can I just watch

someone like, you know, falling into the

water by accident?

Yeah.

So, I guess there's doulas that I follow

that give me most of them are pretty

sweet. I don't know.

I'll be on Birth.

I'm using my doctor solely and he's a

nice guy. So,

yeah, I'm using I'm using my doc and

like some friends.

Yeah.

That will go I mean, do you really want

to hear this?

And I go, yeah, I do. I do. I do. What

have you two compared notes on like your

diets? Because I know there's so many

things. I'm gonna talk from like the

ignorant like sis male perspective here.

Good. Um,

someone needs to. But no, I I just hear

of all the things that pregnant people

aren't supposed to eat and it seems like

the list gets longer and longer as time

goes on.

Um, what are the things that you've like

decided to completely avoid? And what

are the things that you're like, I can

have some baloney?

I'll tell you what I've started. So, I

have completely nixed high mercury fish

from my diet. So, no tuna, no shark, no

um swordfish. Like no tuna salad

sandwiches. Like when I go get sushi,

like I'm not going to get like a spicy

tuna crispy rice.

Um I don't have any deli meats

whatsoever.

Yep.

Nothing from the deli period. Like I

like will I get a deli salad? Like Yeah,

like a like a chicken salad from the

deli. I'll do that. But like I won't get

like something sliced off of like the

machine is a nogo.

Once you hear about lististeria, you're

like no.

Yeah. No. Um what else? Um my steaks. I

still do a medium, sometimes medium

rare.

I am with you 100%. I do that, too. I'm

like a medium medium rare,

right?

And it's okay,

right? Um I do no herbal teas. I just

said that. What else do I do? Um I try I

try to stay away from raw seafood,

but cooked seafood, love it. Had some a

few days ago whenever we were at VidCon

and it was delicious.

It's wild because seafood's like my

favorite food. And

there are two things that's my favorite

food and I just couldn't do it during

this pregnancy is literally fish and

fried chicken. I like

Oh wow. No fried chicken.

Couldn't touch it.

What's wrong with fried chicken?

It's my favorite food, but I couldn't

touch it during my whole pregnancy. Oh

my goodness.

I don't know. It made me sicky.

Okay. Oh, it wasn't Somebody told you no

fried chicken. It was your own.

No one told me that, but someone did

tell me that. I didn't realize. They

were like, "Oh, stay away from tiramisu,

creme brulee, and Caesar dressing

cuz there's uncooked eggs." And I'm

like,

"Right, okay."

Tiramisu.

Yeah. Tiramisu has uncooked eggs

sometimes.

What the hell are the uncooked eggs in

tiramisu?

The mascar pone filling.

Yeah.

What?

That's not uncooked eggs and masarone

filling.

Yeah. Yeah. The egg yolks are mixed with

the sugar and then they put the mascar.

Isn't it heated?

Sometimes some people not.

Here's the thing. That was something

that I was kind of like I could and I I

just I just ended up avoiding it.

Fair fair. I eat runny eggs sometimes.

I think like they're good. So, it's

fine.

A lot of the foods you shouldn't eat

when you're pregnant are also just foods

that you shouldn't eat when you're not

pregnant if you really want to avoid

food born illness, right? Like that's

the general

I will say deli meat. I was a little bit

like, huh, I love a turkey sandwich.

Yeah. But I'm also just like, huh,

lististeria.

But there there are a ton like I used to

write a lot about food safety and there

are so many lististeria outbreaks in

deli meats because they're just sealed

in package and they're wet as hell. They

sit there. But I've always been shocked

that bagged salad has not been on the

list. Did anybody tell you not to eat

bagged salad?

No one told me that. But I I'm very

fearful of bagged salad and lettuce in

general cuz I've never been sicker until

like I had bad spinach one time.

So I wash.

Someone died from spinach in my hometown

at the at the sue plantation.

Eoli and the spinach. Yeah. Poor

guy.

And when things aren't cooked like

that's where even when you're talking

about like a medium like a medium steak,

right? medium steak is 140 145.

Uh like thank you. Um but temperature of

like

instakill temperature pasteurization

temperature is generally what like 140

but held over time.

So if you have that like medium steak,

the risks are very very low.

Even compared to a rare steak that's 120

where the ecoli can still survive stuff

like that. So for me a lot of that stuff

makes sense. But I've always been

fascinated by like the raw produce

thing,

you know, or if like

it's a thing. Yeah.

You just got to wash it really well. I

don't use bag sal. I've never been a bag

salad person either.

Crushing it doesn't actually do that

much cuz the only way to kill bacteria

is again I told you I have a lot of

opinions and I want pregnant people

should eat.

How do you kill bacteria on lettuce?

On lettuce.

Cook it.

I'm not cooking lettuce. My ass off.

No, I mean like washing it does do

something. But as far as like actually

being safe, it seems like lettuce

uh

too late for me. But um

the damage has been done.

The damage is done. This baby's cooked.

Like literally my OB was like, "So your

baby's just kind of getting fat at this

point." And I was like, "Oh, so I I can

eat whatever I want, right?"

Kind of.

I have another question about pregnancy.

So, you know how grass-fed grass-fed

cows, right? They generally will be like

grass-fed grain finished cuz like you

feed it on grass to develop all the

muscular whatever, but then you want a

little bit of fat on a little bit of fat

on the cow as it gets to slaughter.

Are you asking?

And you feed it on grains. Is that the

same with pregnancy where it's like,

"All right,

you eat healthy. brain finished couch.

Definitely. That's exactly what I'm

asking.

You like eat healthy to nurse a baby,

but then in like the last two weeks,

it's like, all right,

you were doing well, John.

Let's beef it up, you know.

No, I Yes, I actually I I think that I

don't know. My OB just kind of She's not

super intense about what I'm eating.

Mine neither.

She like does not ask me what I'm

eating.

Yeah, my doctor doesn't

She just straight up ask me about

working out. Yeah,

like

more like how active are you?

Not like are you working out? Not like

hey what's your bench at? Three rep max,

not one rep.

She's like how active are you?

Okay, good. That's good.

Just to like figure out the position of

the baby.

Right. Sure. Sure.

Cuz right now like you for you it

doesn't matter what the position is yet.

For me

it does.

Yeah. Are you sitting backwards on a

couch yet?

We got to get you backwards on a couch.

No, I haven't sit backwards on a couch

yet.

We're going to have you sit backwards. I

have another question about pregnancy.

What's up? I love this

position. I love how you were talking

about how Shane will be like like are

you comfortable with me asking how you

are? And I'm just like so grass-fed cows

right before they slaughter.

We're all animals. We're all

Would we be

Well, no, no, no. I'm asking like

you're talking about like like loading

the baby for for birth, right? Like

positioning it cuz you want it to come

out head first, not feet first.

Feet first like a big bad

head first. Head facing spine.

Head facing spine. I never thought about

that.

Cuz the facing head facing spine. Yeah,

you have a head facing spine.

It's fine. And so you can do things to

manipulate the position of your baby.

There's like things that like help you

the baby flip.

Not everybody, but and if you can't do

it, then your OB will try to help you.

Did you ever play those those little

games where it's like water and there's

like a little ball that drops through

the water and you have to like adjust it

to get it to land on a platform? It's

like that but with your body, but like

with amniotic fluid instead of water.

Exactly.

Yeah. But the ball's like really big.

Yeah. Like really and like hard like

kicking at you, fighting back, you know?

Oh, yeah.

That's why. Is there a position most

babies prefer to be in in the womb?

Like they're like

prefer well like where they're

comfortable.

Yeah. Yeah.

They change throughout. So like they'll

essentially in your second trimester,

they're kind of doing their own.

They're swimming around. They're

touching they're touching their feet.

They're kind of like doing hiccups. Not

actual hiccups. They call the going up

and down hiccups. and they're kind of

just I I think but at a certain time and

I don't know what triggers them to do

it. They are like, "Oh, I gotta go down

there. I got to put my head down."

Oh, they know.

They know. But it does help if you're in

a if you kind of put your body in

specific positions.

Sure. Sure. Sure.

Like you want your you want your butt to

be a little higher than your knees

often.

Does that make sense?

Yeah. Yeah. cuz now I'm imagining

you don't want to be like crouched the

baby's going to be like

that's so fun. Thank you for educating

me.

I love the question. I think some people

get a little like freaked out like I

don't know about you but when I go to

like check out of the grocery store

whatever it's usually men who go oh my

god you're expecting like when you know

like and I never find it an issue. I I

like it cuz I'm like I'm pretty pregnant

at this point

but there are a lot of people who are

like

I don't want to ask. I can't believe

that person asked you when I

Right. Right. Right.

That's weird.

I don't really mind.

Um I don't know. I'm like I don't look

that pregnant right now.

So I'm still in that in between where

people are like they don't know how to

approach me.

So some people that know me, they're

like, "Oh my god, you're pregnant. Oh my

god, so crazy." And some people they

just look

Yes.

Yeah.

And it's like what? Whatever. Okay.

Thanks for looking. So Julia has

recently put a moratorium on me going up

to people and asking if they're a

celebrity that I think they are because

I'm 0 for three.

Don't do that.

Yeah. So I've done that a couple times.

But the point is

the point is uh the fear of going up to

somebody and going, "Oh my god, when are

you due?" And them being like, "I'm not

pregnant."

That would put me off of asking anybody

that ever. And I've never done that. But

knowing,

it's very scary. I I get it. It's very

scary. But when you are on the other

side of it, when you are really pregnant

and like you might need help.

Yeah.

To like get your

get your stuff to the car, you're kind

of like,

"Please help me."

I am.

And I really thought Gary Senise was at

my gym.

Who's that?

Gary Senise. Uh, Lieutenant Dan.

I don't know who the Yeah. No, he

wasn't. It wasn't. It was a guy that

looked like Gary Senise. I said, "Hey,

Gary Senise." And he said, "What?" And I

said, "I'm so sorry. Are you Gary

Senise?" And he said, "No, my name is

Daniel." And I said, "Oh, that's all

right." And then I was like, well, have

a hey, have a you have a great workout.

That's so awkward.

Are you a fan of Gary Senise or anyway?

So I I would be so scared of that, but

we need a hand signal for pregnant women

to be like, I need help.

It's normally like this.

Honestly, I think that the signal

the rubbing of the stomach.

Yeah.

Yeah. The hand on the the hand and like

the arm on the belly is

I think I think probably don't I think

actually don't ask anyone if they're

pregnant unless they're doing the

Buddha. People at work are saying that

I'm like uh talking to my crystal ball.

Like I'm just like I'm just like seeing

the future.

That's me like postChinese buffet though

where I'm just sitting there just kind

of like

Exactly. So anyone could actually

potentially.

You know what? Don't listen to my advice

at all. What we are going to do is eat

some stuff cuz I'm hungry. Are you guys

Are you pregnant? No. I went to the

Mongolian noodle station twice.

Okay. So I thought it'd be nice if we

started with both of our cravings right

now, which is true fru. Wait, this is on

both your list? Hell yeah. This is on my

non-pregant list.

So I as So I asked him and I said like,

"Give me your list." And then I saw that

we had the same thing and I'm like, "Oh

my god, this is incredible." True

fruits. There's literally they're

literally chocolate covered fruits.

Could we make this at home? Yeah. Do I

want to? Absolutely never. I don't ever

want to do that.

No, because there's peanut butter in

this

and and the banana ones are actually my

favorite. I started with the raspberries

and felt really good about it, but then

I moved to the bananas.

I've only had the banana. Raspberries

are great.

The raspberries are my favorite, but

this is a close second.

Trufu Mhm.

is incredible.

What a lovely treat. What is it about

trufu that that really uh speaks to you

and and your baby?

Well, I don't know. My sister sent it to

me and I was like, what is this? It

feels like you're kind of you can

indulge. So, you can have 10 and be like

fruit fine,

right? It feels like you can indulge and

I don't feel like crap after.

Like eating a lot of ice cream for me is

fun in the moment and then I kind of die

a little bit.

Exactly. This is like my alternative to

ice cream as well.

It makes me feel it makes me feel like

I'm making a better decision

for me and my baby. So

that that feeling of guilt is is

interesting because I think so many

people have they already have food

guilt,

right? You eat a bunch of ice cream,

feel bad. But like has that changed for

you like being pregnant?

Mhm. man,

for me, very much so. Especially like

being a woman in the entertainment

industry

is there. You're so scrutinized about

your weight all the time.

All the time.

And also this whole idea of like

bouncing back. I think for me, I really

enjoyed especially in my second

trimester when my appetite cuz the first

was really rough

really

second trimester when I had a full

appetite. I was like food is so good. It

nourishes your body. It's so delicious.

You can have such a good time with it.

And it was like,

you can go two different ways, but I

felt like I was like, I enjoy food. It's

keeping me alive. It's keeping this baby

alive.

And seeing it that way, it was like, I'm

going to let myself eat food,

right?

Like, eat food.

Absolutely.

And your body is very intuitive. Like,

if you're craving something,

you need it. You need fruit. The one

thing I've constantly told myself is I'm

going to honor my cravings because it's

not just me, right? There's another

thing going on in there.

So, it's I think it's vital to not it's

not indulging, it's honoring your body

and listening to what it's saying and

saying, "Okay, this is what you want

right now. Listen to it."

Agreed.

I'm inspired to honor my body after

this.

Yeah, you should. No, I mean I mean

honestly like I you know uh try to like

eat healthy, whatever, but I know I do

have that like

that instinct of like self shame,

you know, but I also know that like

transferring that instinct to somebody

else is also terrible. And like

I don't know, you know, if you read to

your if you read to your baby in the

womb or you play classical music, they

turn out more smarter. I think I heard

someone say that commercial.

My husband plays techno. My husband

plays techno. Yeah,

she's a big fan of Acon. She likes smack

that. Smack that.

So good. What is there like does your

baby turn out more differently if you

eat more different foods?

I mean, I don't know.

Don't I couldn't tell you. I don't know.

But I will say like nourish your body

and it it has made me go even, you know,

when I have the baby, I'm going to be

like

there's no point sitting there just like

thinking and feeling guilty about the

thing you just ate. It's done.

It's done.

You did it. Like I don't know. I'm at

this point where it's like stay active.

Eat what you need to eat

and uh you're nourishing your body and

have some vegetables. Like have some

vegetables, have some fruit, but also,

you know, live your life a little bit.

You don't have to go ham.

You don't have to go ham. You can't even

eat ham.

Actually, don't eat the ham.

Yeah. Don't eat ham.

Yeah. So, let's start with some of

yours. Do you want to explain what what

we have here? Do you want me to explain

what we have here?

I for Yeah.

Okay. So, the first thing that I saw was

banana bread with slabs of butter.

Yeah. Now I understand this thoroughly

because butter is a very important food

that I am eating as well.

I love butter.

I have been consuming so much butter.

Yep.

In so many different forms.

Yep. Cuz it it feels so Also, my husband

loves butter so much. And I used to be

like that's way too much butter, honey.

And now I'm like butter.

Banana bread.

Also bread.

Just bread in general.

Uhhuh.

Yeah. I'm a big PB&J girl right now. Oh,

PB&J.

I What I do is I make a PB&J with sea

salt.

And it's so sexy.

Oh my god. Toast. I was having toast

with jelly and a little bit of peanut

butter

today

with my decaf iced coffee and it was

delicious. I am having caffeine.

I am having caffeine.

But like a little bit.

I have a coffee a day. I have an

espresso a day and I'm happy with it.

And I could have four, but I choose to

only have one. Isn't that so delicious?

I want to be pregnant, too.

Oh, you made a sandwich. Yeah, it's like

we all eat it differently. I love this.

Josh made a sandwich. Amanda slathered

the butter. And I just I just bit right

into the slab.

Now it's like a cake.

Well, you should know that when your

partner is pregnant, you the other

partner eats pretty much what?

They have no

They have no choice. Have either of your

partners gone sober?

No.

No. He went

Sorry, didn't mean to bring.

No, not at all. He went sober while we

were trying to get pregnant. So like no

alcohol, no cigarettes. He was eating

really healthy, working out a lot.

And then once he found he's like, "All

right, time to party."

That's ex same thing. Now he's like,

"Frozen pizza?" Yeah.

I forgot to mention frozen pizza. Or

maybe I had it.

Frozen pizza. I don't know what or why.

Oh my gosh. It's okay.

I love frozen pizza.

But frozen over like delivery.

Delivery is just going to break the bank

in LA. Let's be real. A 10 in is like

$24.

Honestly, Whole Foods frozen pizza is so

good. And I know that's wild.

Underrated. Underrated.

So good.

Underrated.

You enjoy that.

This is so good.

This pregnancy has been sponsored by

DeJouro, our new rising croissant crust

pizza.

All right. Totally.

You enjoy that. And I'm going to explain

the next one. So, ube ice cream was on

your list. Ube is a purple yam found in

the Philippines.

Yep.

Um, I got you two kinds.

You're amazing.

I wanted you to try the boba one. And

then we also have the ube with

macakapuno, which is co young coconut,

right, Josh? Oh, sorry. It's pretty

melted. Sorry about that.

Oh, wow. Watch out for that computer.

But it's fine.

Um, I'm going to eat I'm going to eat

the coconut one because why not? Oh my

god, it's so melted. I'm so sorry.

Oh my god.

Don't be sorry. Oh my god.

I like it. It gets in your bloodstream

faster when it's melted.

Mhm.

Oh.

What is it about ube you love so much?

It's not super sweet.

Oh, fair.

I don't like super sweet.

Okay, good.

Um, and also like I don't know. It's

It's also like What is I I I like

different flavors for ice cream. Okay. I

love lavender, earl grey,

like rose, saffron.

Beautiful.

Um,

have you been to Mashi Malone?

Of course. It's my favorite ice cream

place.

Nice.

Mhm.

Persian ice cream all day.

I was just going to mention that Mashi

Malones is my favorite ice cream place.

Persian ice cream. What did I have

there, though? Oh, cucumber.

Yeah.

Yes. Cuz it's not like a sorbet.

God, it's not like light and fresh. No,

it's like heavy cream cucumber. It's

awesome.

It's delicious. You and I have the ex

I've never met anybody with the exact

same taste of ice cream as

me. I too because um I rarely know

anyone either.

Yeah. No, I once ruined an entire office

pizza party or not pizza party, ice

cream party. I once ruined an entire

office ice cream party because the only

flavors I got were uh rose and and

lavender.

In fairness, I got it.

It was saffron rose. I'm team saffron

rose. Um but it was because I was trying

to break the world record for most ice

cream scoops in a single cone. So, I

need a lot of ice cream. And I was like,

"Everyone's gonna love the lavender and

rose that I picked out." And everyone

was like, "This tastes like perfume."

Yeah,

people. So, I brought my mom and sister

to Mash Malones and they were like,

"It's just too It's too flowery." And

I'm like, I

that's the point. It's supposed to be

good.

So, so that's So, like ube ube is one of

my faves.

Really, really good. Um,

it's delicious. But yeah, that's the

kind of ice cream that I want. Also,

it's very refreshing.

Yeah.

But no, not a lot of people enjoy it.

That's fun. It's fun to see a part of

yourself in another person. I'm glad you

guys are bonding.

No. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Josh,

it's just the carne sada burrito sitting

there.

And then finally, we have straight up

broth.

Yep. Chicken broth. We got to do it.

I'm so sorry that you guys have this.

I'm sorry if it's not that warm.

That's okay.

But um I love this because I love

sipping on broth, too.

I love what I love to do is

I love to walk around with like a secret

in my cup. Everyone thinks it's coffee.

Nope.

It's not coffee.

It's broth.

Wait, so you've been you've been doing

broth?

I've been I I've been doing this before.

Like I used to I've been doing this for

years.

Walking around with a cup of broth is

like my little secret.

For most people, that's like a little

bit of scotch, you know, in their cup.

But no, you're you're just broth.

Yes. We love the chicken broth. Well, my

husband loves to like cook whole

chickens and then he'll make broth and

then freeze it. Well, bless you.

And I just would heat it up

and drink it. Also, I don't know if you

felt like sick in your first trimester.

I didn't have a single bout of morning

sickness. I never threw up. I was never

nauseous. I don't know what was going

on, but I'm actually nauseous like

around now, which sucks.

That's okay. That's okay. That kind of

makes sense. I think it's probably the

start of your heartburn or something.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. If I could

have Tums as one of my items here, it

would be Tums.

Oh, Pepsidac is my

It's Pepsidac is my baby. That is

morning and night, honey. Oh my gosh.

The amount of Tums I consume should be

illegal.

That That's why that's why you're

probably not having much of not an

appetite, but like probably why you're

feeling a little

nauseous. Yeah. In the morning,

but like my first my first trimester

tough.

I could only have fruit and maybe some

broth. No way.

Saltines only to get out of bed.

Couldn't even get out of bed.

I I know I'm a rare case and I know a

lot of people do have more I think I

think 80% of women experience morning

sickness in some degree.

It's like all day sickness. But it's not

you're not thr I mean there's a lot of

people who throw up but I I was not I

just felt car sick 24/7.

Oh that's almost worse cuz I feel like

when you vomit it like relieves you you

know but you never get that full like

sense of relief.

I know. And when I found out I was

pregnant I was in um a potato costume

for like a week at Smosh.

No way.

Yes. Yes I was. And I was like I want to

be dead.

But I had a big slab of butter right

here on the potato costume. That's

incredible.

Shooting for Spud Hut. So, I would just

rub the butter

and I was just like,

"I love you butter."

And people would make jokes. They're

like, "Oh my god, you look pregnant."

And I was like, "No, I don't.

No, I don't. No, I don't. That's so

rude.

Shut up. Shut up."

Okay. All three of yours were delicious.

I must say that banana bread with the

slab of butter really sent me.

I like the the ube ice cream because

that is also one of my favorite flavors,

but I don't know. It feels like um feel

like you're going to give birth to a

little foodie baby. Oh, yeah. You know,

little Anthony Bourdain in there.

You ready?

Minus the addiction issues.

You ready for a hard pivot, guys?

Did a lot of heroin. Yeah. Go ahead.

Hard pivot. Okay. So, the first thing I

want you guys to try, I don't know why

my body craves Vegemite.

Hell yes.

Whoa, this is a hard pivot.

So, this morning alone, I had two

Vegemite toast. This is about to be my

third one. It's toast.

What is butter? I'll tell you right now.

It's toast with butter and veg. I want

you guys to have I cut into little

fours. Um,

so cute.

Thank you so much.

Someone's going to be Can I ask about

the cook on this toast? Was that

It's a little hard. Yeah, it's hard.

I like it. It's hoard.

I like it. I like a hoorde.

It's a hoorde toast.

I like a hoard toast.

Um, Vegemite is a yeast extract and it's

like the most imagine soy sauce that has

been cooked down for like 40 hours

and then they throw in a little bit of

salt and then a little bit more salt and

then like a few like uh what is it

called? Nutritional yeast flakes in it.

Okay.

I don't know why I'm obsessed with this.

I love Vegemite.

You love Vegemite? Oh my god.

Okay. It just tastes like salted butter.

Right. Right.

There's almost this cheesiness that kind

of washes over you.

Cheese washing over me.

Yum. Yum. Yum.

Oh, it means a lot to me that you guys

are eating this.

This is like scratching like a a

psychobiological itch that you have.

Oh my god. You don't even know like how

it like I would if I could eat it with a

spoon. I I can't do that cuz I'll get

sick. But if I could just eat it with a

spoon like Nutella, I would.

Oh, Nutella. Don't even get me started

on

And apparently this is ve uh Vegemite is

very high in folic acid, which I didn't

know. I had no idea. Good or bad?

Very good for pregnant.

Very good for Yeah. You take it in your

prenatal.

Yeah. Yeah. So I had no idea. I'm like,

"Oh my god, there's so much there's so

much folic acid in this." Hell yeah. So,

I've just been mainlining folic acid.

Is that Do you like it?

It's like a deep salt.

It's a deep savory salty flavor with the

butter and like toast. Imagine it like a

little bit warmer. Oh my god.

I actually do really like it. It kind of

Yeah, it's like

It does taste like soy sauce, but like I

don't know. It feels like it's deep.

Yeah, deep is the right way to explain.

It's deep flavor.

I like the toast, too. Honestly, that's

how I toast my toast.

Very good. No, that that was not me

complaining about the toast, but I was

literally wondering if your body was

like craving slightly burnt foods.

No,

you know,

I just like a toast. I just like

toast

everything now. I'm like, it's a clue.

So now,

yeah, you're on a mission to

investigate.

What is in cornflakes

book pregnancy?

Pregnancy by Josh

for men.

So this next thing is chocolate with

cornflakes in it. So

Levi Sport.

Yeah, I've actually never had the Ritter

Sport one. I've been like really

enjoying the um the Trader Joe's one.

M Oh my god.

There's something about it, baby. The

crunchy and the milkiness.

They marry together and they make the

most delicious chocolate eat. I don't

eat chocolate like this.

That is deep. I will say I eat that

before

Mhm.

pregnancy.

Mhm.

I love chocolate. I love I love having

chocolate bars in the house. That's like

my favorite thing cuz after dinner you

just want a little

a little bit little something.

Mhm. I like dark chocolate but I never I

never reach for milk chocolate but milk

chocolate and corn flakes.

Yum.

Heaven scent.

Delicious.

Also cornflake ice cream.

Yeah.

Yeah. I agree with you.

Mhm.

I need a break.

Wow.

It's the savory. It's the savoriness in

the ice cream. You like savoriness and

ice cream. It's like ube.

You said that's just like a plant

and the lavender floralness too.

Yeah. Funny.

That's delish.

And then the piece to

Oh, no. Well, there's Taco Bell. I'm not

a doctor,

but

I feel like Taco Bell can't be

ostensibly like nothing at Taco Bell can

be ostensibly good for a baby debate.

Well, I've been eating three of the

view.

A lot of a lot of pregnant people love

like crave fast food like

is a lot of craving calorie density cuz

like like the the amount of butter on

the banana bread.

It might be. It might be. Well, also

like I don't know about you, but during

my first trimester, I was so lazy. I'm

like, I'm not cooking. What the f? I'm

not putting my body through standing up

and shaking a pan.

So, I barely cooked at home. Taco Bell

was my savior. Like when I was driving

home from work cuz I have like a long

commute home. I live in West LA. So,

from Burbank to West LA, it's like kind

of annoying.

I would stop at any Taco Bell if I would

see one. I just like I was like, you

save my life. So, in here, I have the

following, which is my order every

single time. Um, it's a cheesy gordita

crunch and then a cheesy double beef

burrito, no rice, add potatoes, and then

about 12 fire sauces.

The cheesy double beef burrito, no rice

potatoes. That That is a classic. Yeah,

I really do.

If I eat that right now, I'm going to

vomit.

That's where you're at right now.

I'll take one for the team.

I'll take one for the team. Josh, try

the burrito. Let me tell you right now,

it is so

You want a burrito?

Yeah, I got to try a little bit. I will

say I've had Taco Bell twice in my life.

I'm not kidding. Not because I I spin on

fast food, but just Taco Bell

specifically. I grew up with like Burger

King and Wendy's.

So, I got one. I got to rip it in half.

Yeah. Rip this in half. Don't forget the

fire sauces, guys. Don't forget the fire

sauses.

Go.

Wow.

Josh, give her a fire sauce.

I'm going

I want a how-to book on eating food

while you're pregnant written by Josh.

I think that'd be so fun.

You got to rip this really fast. 1 2 3

go. I'm donating all my proceeds to

Pregnant Women International.

Brave.

Okay. What's in this puppy?

So, it's cheese, sour cream, fiesta

strips,

and double beef. And then instead of the

rice, I put potatoes in it. You guys, it

is so good.

It is so good.

Mhm.

Watching you guys eat it means a lot to

me. Like, watch I don't know. I don't

think you guys understand. Watching you

two eat my pregnancy cravings has

unlocked a a part of my heart that I

didn't think was possible.

Doesn't it feel good? Like when you guys

ate that much butter.

I was really really grateful. It made me

feel so seen.

Yeah. I feel seen very sweet.

Okay. This is actually really good.

Enjoy my love. Enjoy.

I feel like I can now empathize with

both of your babies. I feel in some way

I am your baby. Yeah.

That's good. You know

that's also the second part of your

book. This is so creepy.

Be the baby. Why is that creepy?

What's this hidden chapter in this book?

I am your baby and it's just a picture

of you surrounded by food

in a wildly upsetting costume. I'm not

going to say what it is, but it is

wildly upsetting.

He's been in a diaper more than once.

I love it. I love it.

You and a very specific subset of people

on TikTok really love it.

Mhm. Mhm.

I need you to tell me, Josh, my friend.

I need to tell me, Josh, who had the

best pregnancy cravings? And if you can

be honest.

Oh, yeah. I I this is such a stupid

thing to rank.

I will say

that means a lot.

It means a lot. It means a lot to me.

I I I like the Vegemite on toast. To me,

that's like that's hyper specific. It's

ultra delicious. Um I love the corn

flakes and the chocolate. That's fun.

But I think as far as like storytelling

goes as far as utter insanity of certain

butter portions, and I mean that in a

good way. Like I actually really love

what you said about, you know, your body

like craving nutrition, honoring those

cravings. Food is fuel for you, you

know, and um whatever are baby babies

are technically parasites by definition.

Sure.

And whatever's growing inside you, but

that's the end of your book.

Parasites, question mark.

We're selling feweries.

I got to give the win to Amanda on this

one.

I did not think that you would give the

win to me cuz when you asked about my

cravings, I will say every time I tell

people my cravings, they're like, "Oh,

okay." They're not like, "That's not

crazy." And I was like, "Yeah, okay.

What are you expecting?"

But it's what I'm craving. I'm like

craving the nutrientrich.

Wow. So, I'm honored.

Welld deserved. I'm honored. But this is

I'm honored that you're going to name

your baby after me.

Uh-huh.

All right, Nicole and Amanda, we've

heard what you and I have to say. Now,

it's time to find out what other wacky

ideas are rattling out there in the

universe. Time for a little segment.

Maybe we call

opinions are like casserles.

Just a second. Weird.

Stop that segment weird.

Listen, my voice my voice is cracked. We

were just We were at the VidCon and we

were yelling at a lot of people,

screaming,

screaming.

People were screaming at us. People are

screaming at us. They're like, "What are

you doing here? You're too pregnant."

And I was like, "No."

Um, people were screaming at us because

we played Family Feud against a group of

YouTubers called Crew.

And um, turns out with a K.

They had about 15 times the amount of

fans that we did and and a lot of them

tended to be young, which is great. We

love the new generation. But um they

were actively booing us when we got

answers right and cheering when we got

answers right.

Incredible. It was incredible.

It made me feel so good. It was like

I felt evil. I felt you feel good.

I went like this at one point. I was

like,

isn't that so fun when all the fans boo

you?

We had a 300 point lead at some point in

Family Feud. I just want to go, are

these your heroes? Are you not

entertained?

Uh, we ended up losing it. It was really

fun though, but um screaming to the

kids. Uh, Maggie, should we get to that

first opinion?

Yeah,

let's do it.

Hi, Josh and Nicole

and Amanda.

My opinion is that

pickles dipped in honey

are so good. And apparently it's a

pregnancy craving, but

I'm not pregnant and I've never been

pregnant. But yeah, it's very good. I

recommend it.

Wow. Okay. Let's say you

I say it sounds like salty and sweet. I

guess that could work. It to me it feels

so like liquid on liquid.

Yeah. I don't know how you would dip it

in honey. You know what I mean? Like

it's not porous enough to pick it up.

Kind of sloth off the wet,

right? Hear me out. Bread and butter

pickles. Ever heard of them? That's what

I was going to say.

Why don't you just do that?

Actually, wait. I I would have a

sandwich with like honey hot chicken

with pickles.

Okay, that sounds good.

That sounds delicious.

Actually, is adding a ton of honey to a

pickle brine. Sounds really nice.

Yeah,

there's the honey mustard pickles, the

the famous ones that are at the farmer

and Kaylin and Kaylin.

I've not had those great.

Oh, you got to go to the farmers market

and get a pickle flight. They have like

you can choose from five different

pickles.

I love pickles.

And they're very creative.

Okay. I I would love someone who's more

knowledgeable on this to expound on it,

but there's got to be some sort of link

between pickles and hormones, right?

Because pickles and pregnancy cravings

are a huge thing. I don't know how many

trans people you've talked to, but I've

talked to a lot who when they transition

say they crave pickles.

No way.

What? Maybe it's the vine.

I think this is supportive and not

offensive. Uh I just think it's really

cool. But like I would love to learn

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