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come on Bernie you're just being
paranoid okay seriously what is this
girl's deal
uh sort of on a date with her what
I found her online
tired of the whole bar scene the one
night hookups I'm looking for a soul
mate someone who I can love and cuddle
or so it says in my profile
but this girl
she wants the same stuff and it's
bumming me out all right Ted call me
from the hospital all right you're going
to the hospital no see he's gonna go
back over there and I'm gonna call him
he's going to pretend it's an emergency
call from a family member at the
hospital oh Lord the fake emergency that
is the lamest most pathetic cop out in
the book I expect more from you Barney
well stay tuned I'm working on some
stuff but in the meantime wish me luck
so are you gonna talk to Marshall
I eat the apartment I'm gonna walk the
apartment it's gonna lead to an argument
so no
it's real healthy so when a serious
issue comes up your response is just to
avoid it
I should really like this call
oh can I do it
hello hi there sexy
hello Aunt Kathy what's up oh nothing
just sitting here thinking about you hot
stuff
an accident
book is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay
and Kathy's got an itch that only you
can scratch
big boy
why did he think he could build his
own daddy break me off a piece of that
white chocolate
well if he needs a transplant he can
have my
I'll be right there
you know
hello
time's running out your botsky last
chance for the Lemon Law leave me alone
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. we're only just getting to know each
other say I'm right and this could all
be over this could be your call from the
hospital
let me guess this has been a crazy
accident and you have to go
don't ever do that
look if you're a hooker
I don't have a lot of money
hey I'm sorry to
OK down that's okay a legend is totally
rad sword fight didn't it yeah it did
you remember when we first got these
swords it was a day we moved in
congratulations Marshall we live in an
apartment with swords on the wall list
of lifelong dreams you're now half as
long
crap I'm missing one of those screws for
this table let's just use this wood glue
it'll hold
oh God I'll be right there Kevin I'm so
sorry I have to go my friend's been
stabbed with a sword
I'm supposed to get gooch
hang on insult you have no honor
you know if you fell this way you could
have just been up front no I swear that
was a real call I just
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