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MARLON
What was I supposed to do, Cedric?
CEDRIC
You could've talked about my accolades
all the people I helped out around here
that was my promotion, Marlon. You knew that I needed that promotion, man.
That's some bullshit
MARLON
You gotta understand, business is business.
It's how they move.
CEDRIC
Marlon, the only thing I understand is that I been wasting
my time here for the past 3 years
I needed that promotion. With all the other responsibilities I got
going on. You know I needed that man.
MARLON
I'm sorry man
Yeah you sorry alright and sorry ain't even
good enough at this point man
man fuck you and fuck this facility
Swear to God ya'll gonna pay for this shit
believe that
KEKE
Girl hold on, one minute. I think I hear something.
[Growling Noises]
[KEKE Screaming]
[Monster Eating]
[Recall Unhinged Theme playing]
[Static]
[Upbeat music]
GUY
Mmmm
COMMERCIAL VOICE OVER
That's the kick, Tortitos Spicy Crisp. Turn up the crisp.
[Upbeat Music]
TONY
My bad bruh
XAVIER
Nah man you straight, real playas fuck up
Hey aren't you Ced's brother?
TONY
Yeah you know him?
XAVIER
Man what? He's best friends with
my homie T.K. they go back since high school
They used to hang out a lot, all the time
TONY
Well have you seen him?
He ain't been home in 2 days
XAVIER
Eh sorry, I can't say I have.
TONY
Damn
XAVIER
Well, listen I hope you find him.
I gotta get home. One of my friends
is moving away tomorrow and we're having
a final gaming session at my house tonight
TONY
Alright thanks uh...
XAVIER
Xavier
TONY
Xavier, I'm Tony
XAVIER
Alright Tony be easy
[Foreboding Music]
TARIQ (On TV)
Man you still glued to that screen?
MASON (On TV)
Tariq, the TV never judge me for eating cereal at midnight
MIKEY
Why would Ced go dark without telling anybody?
RASHAUN
Don't underestimate the power of pussy Mikey
NISH
Really Rashaun? We going there?
Come on Nish he probably met a little baddie
NISH
Not saying he can't get baddie but
Tony sounded worried when he called
MIKEY
Man listen I get not being home for one day
Cool, but for two? Nah something's up.
RASHAUN
Man look y'all just paranoid
it's not even that deep
[Door Knocks]
[Door Opens]
TONY
Yo
NISH
Hey Tony
TONY
I appreciate the help
RASHAUN
Oh no problem bro
MIKEY
Except the issue at hand
NISH
Alright let's get to the bottom of this
when did you last see Ced?
TONY
Uh when he was leaving for work in the morning like always
that was about two days ago?
NISH
Okay so he went to work
TONY
Yeah and usually he comes home around like
5pm but the last couple of months
he been coming home at like 2am
RASHAUN
Wait wait wait
Did he have a baddie the night before?
NISH
(sigh) Rashaun this is serious
RASHAUN
What?
[Mikey Snickers]
TONY
Nah not this time
MIKEY
Welp there goes your theory
TONY
He hasn't been answering his phone
when I call him either
TV ANCHOR
Popular snack Tortitos Brand is recalling it's
spicy crisp flavor chips for possible contamination
and undeclared ingredients
the company learned today after it's most recent shipment
that a majority of the bags were accidentally tampered with
we have more information about this recall on our social
media pages and be sure to share it with
your family and friends
TV ANCHOR
In related news, police are investigating
the violent death of a local manufacturing plant supervisor
Marlon Greene reports suggest a possible wild animal attack
his body was found near his vehicle close
to the manufacturing facility. If you've seen or witnessed
anything similar please let police know. When we get
more details we'll bring them right to you.
[Heavy Door Knocking]
MIKEY
Boy who the hell is that?
RASHAUN
Well why don't you go answer your door?
[MIKEY Imitating RASHAUN]
[Door Opens]
CEDRIC
What's up?
Damn is it like a lil meeting around here?
TONY
Bro I thought
CEDRIC
You thought what?
NISH
Where have you been?
Tony was worried about you
CEDRIC
What? Why?
I was just handling a little business as usual
TONY
And that kept you from home for 2 days?
CEDRIC
Look man look you don't even need
to worry about that, okay?
point is I'm here now right?
TONY
Yeah
CEDRIC
Okay then
NISH
Well as long as you're okay
RASHAUN
Real shit
[Plastic Bag Rattling]
TONY
Ayy you got some Tortitos?
CEDRIC
Yeah yeah, matter of fact I bought some
for all of yall
here you go Nish
NISH
Oh uh, thank you but
CEDRIC
But what?
RASHAUN
Let me get them
CEDRIC
But what?
RASHAUN
Aww shit, here we go again
MIKEY
You ain't hear man? They recalling these.
CEDRIC
Man what you talking about?
NISH
The news said something about contamination
CEDRIC
Aww man ain't nobody tryna hear none of that
y'all know the news be exaggerating everything
RASHAUN
Facts! They probably still taste the same
[RASHAUN Chip Crunch]
CEDRIC
Exactly
MIKEY
Ayy man you get sick on the toilet
that's on you
CEDRIC
Man look I ate a few of these a minute ago
ain't nothing bad about them
MIKEY
Nah I'm good bro
TONY
Well I had some chinese food at the mall
a few hours ago
[RASHAUN Chip Crunch]
RASHAUN
See? Still taste the same.
[CEDRIC chuckles]
CEDRIC
My nigga
Man if y'all don't quit being a little pussy and just take one
MIKEY
Ayy man that's on you bro if y'all get sick
RASHAUN
Ayy well what we getting into tonight?
[Chips Bags Crinkles]
[CEDRIC Chip Crunch]
[Chips Bags Crinkles]
[CEDRIC Chip Crunch]
RASHAUN
Appreciate it bro
Ayy bro I don't mean to like pry into your business
or nothing like that but what was up with you man?
CEDRIC
Man them mothafuckas fired me at my job
RASHAUN
Shit!
CEDRIC
Yeah talking bout going ahead and giving me a promotion
three weeks ago but then they decide to go and
actually pull this bullshit
RASHAUN
See man? That's what I'm saying bro
these jobs don't give a fuck about you
that's why I don't do shit at mine
bare minimum
CEDRIC
I mean Rashaun I ain't even worried bout it man
it is what it is trust me that
company is gonna come crashing down sooner
than later
RASHAUN
Wait what you mean?
CEDRIC
You'll see what I mean soon
but trust me I'm putting a guarantee on this shit
[RASHAUN Chip Crunch]
RASHAUN
Aight well fuck it
it is what it is
NISH
They should've been back by now
MIKEY
Yeah sending them out was stupid
we all should've went
TONY
Ayo they better hurry up. I lowkey want to snack on some of these
NISH
Wait Tony
Hello?
CEDRIC (On Phone)
Yo!
NISH
What's taking yall so long? Yall should've been
back by now
CEDRIC (On Phone)
We got some car trouble by the woods trail
we need a hand
NISH
Damn if it ain't one thing it's another
alright give me a minute I'll be on my way
let's go yall
MIKEY
Car trouble knowing they can't drive
NISH
Right
TONY
Ced what is this?
NISH
I thought yall said yall had car trouble?
yall niggas over here eating damn Tortitos
RASHAUN
Chill out yall damn it's not that serious
TONY
Nigga we're hungry
CEDRIC
Look bruh chill alright?
trust me you won't be not after tonight
NISH
What is that supposed to mean Ced?
You starting to scare me
MIKEY
Ced?
RASHAUN
Chill out Ced
CEDRIC
Man look yall, yall relax okay?
all I'm saying is that the night is young
the moon is shining I mean come on man look at that
TONY
Yeah it is but-
RASHAUN
Wait hold on yall
I'm not feeling so good
MIKEY
Are you good Rashaun?
[Bones cracking and shifting]
RASHAUN
Ahh
RASHAUN
What the fuck?
[Bones cracking and shifting]
RASHAUN (Deep Voice)
Augh
TONY
Yo what the fuck is going on!?
CEDRIC
A reunion
[Bones cracking and shifting]
RASHAUN (Monster Voice)
Ahhhh
RASHAUN (Monster Voice)
Ahhhh
[CEDRIC Monstrous Growl}
CEDRIC
Man I love that rush
[RASHAUN Monstrous Yell]
NISH
This can't this this can't be real! Fuck!
[RASHAUN Monstrous Growl]
[CEDRIC Monstrous Growl]
TONY
What the fuck? My brother's a werewolf?
CEDRIC
Yeah how you feeling Rashaun?
RASHAUN
Powerful! It's lit!
MIKEY
Man, aight man I'm bout to head out
[RASHAUN Monstrous Snarl]
RASHAUN (Werewolf Voice)
Where you going? Y'all just got here.
MIKEY
Man I-I was just going for a jog man
Rashaun come on bro bro it's me
[Tortitos Bag Crinkles]
CEDRIC (Werewolf Voice)
Come on brother, it's time for you to join me
too Tony
NISH
Tony no let's go that is not Ced right now
CEDRIC (Werewolf Voice)
Shut the fuck up bitch it is me
Cedric Jefferies it's always been me
and this is between me and my brother
a A B conversation so see your ass outta here before
you get munched on
[CEDRIC Snarls]
Tony come on I've always taken care of you
I ain't doing any of this without you
take it
[Chips Bag Crinkles]
take it
quit being scared and take one
[Chips Bag Crinkles]
[Tortitos Chips Crunch]
MIKEY
Wait...it's the Tortitos from the news Nish, remember?
CEDRIC (Werewolf Voice)
Damn right, from yours truly!
[Bones cracking and shifting]
TONY
Ahh
[Tony yells in pain]
[Tony Howls]
NISH (Whispers)
Fuck
[CEDRIC Happy Growl]
[RASHAUN Werewolf Cry]
[CEDRIC Howls]
NISH
Please please don't
MIKEY
Rashaun man bro come on Rashaun
we rode bikes since 3rd grade bro come on
you know me man
NISH
No Tony no! Rashaun this ain't what you wanna do
NISH
Come on Cedric please don't
MIKEY
Look look we'll make you deal alright, alright?
You can have her and let me go, okay?
NISH
Wait what!?
MIKEY
Come on we ain't gotta do this yall. It's us.
I'll eat a chip I'll eat a chip!
NISH
Please don't!
[Werewolves growl]
[Tony Howls]
[Ominous Music]
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