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I'd just settled into the couch with my
snacks and my movie when suddenly the
doorbell rang flippity flipping Flamingo
can't a woman have a moment of Peace in
her own house why is someone here at
midnight I was marching towards the door
when I stopped short why is someone here
at midnight uh hello who is it there was
only silence are you a robber dude I
just took my kids to the dentist today
so I'm broke try your luck with the big
house down the street again no reply but
I could see a weird Shadow against the
door are you an alien who's accidentally
landed on planet Earth run away while
you still can it's too late for the rest
of us still no answer but I heard a
muffled laugh look I've been having a
rough time lately and I am so not in the
mood for this so I'm warning you I'm
coming out with an axe and I am not
afraid to use it I flung the door open
and jumped back half expecting to be
attacked but when the porch light fell
on the face under the weird hat I
recognized someone I thought I'd never
see again Milo not a phone call or text
for 12 years and now you just show up at
my door at midnight did someone die uh
hi long time no see yeah here's the
thing Jen thousands of people across the
globe will die soon if you and I don't
travel back in time and fix a tiny
mistake you made in high school can I
come in I was hoping this was the part
I'd wake up and realize it was just a
stupid dream that made no sense yeah no
such luck hi I'm Jennifer the oldest MC
of my story animated by the way Mr
director I don't appreciate how everyone
on set has been telling me I look very
good for my age that's something you'd
say to someone in their 60s I'm just a
hot
35-year-old sorry I think I'm catching
something from one of my kids nasty
buggers anyway I'm old enough to be your
mom so y'all better show some respect
and strap in for my story because it's
going to be the bomb okay no one says
that anymore whatever now before I
continue please like And subscribe to
MSA I'll give you a quick walkthrough of
my past it's kind of important I was
born on December 27th 1983 a cute lump
of fat weighing 10 lb 8 oz I was an only
kid so my childhood was carefully
documented by my adoring parents cute
cute still cute then
yikes puberty hit and that was just ugly
ugly hella ugly I had it all the braces
the unibrow the baby fats still holding
on tight I didn't think I'd recover from
that phase so I worked hard on being
smart and funny then boom I turned 16
and had a big crush on a boy lost the
weight lost the braces and people
started using a word for me that I
hadn't heard before pretty I was class
valedictorian voted most likely to
succeed and and the girlfriend of the
football team captain Alex was an
absolute dream booat you just had to see
him in action once and you knew this guy
was going to be a star we dated all
through University and got married after
graduation Alex's career was on the rise
I was about to start my PhD life was
peachy blah blah blah but then one day
Alex had a terrible injury during a game
and soon after the doctors told him he
could never play professionally again it
was a huge blow and with a kid on the
way I had to quit my PhD program and get
a job as a high school science teacher
Alex was depressed and bedridden for
months but when he got back on his feet
he was even worse babe I've got an
amazing idea we're opening a Ramen place
we don't know the first thing about
making ramen I'm 1/8 Japanese it's got
to be in my blood it wasn't we filed for
bankruptcy 6 months later I bought a flu
of sheep babe it's a great investment
we'll double our money in 6 months we
didn't unless we're talking about losses
yeah we doubled those I'm growing
mushrooms in the garage I'm growing
avocados in the garden I'm investing in
a video game for Bor 70-year-olds I
tried to be supportive knowing that he
lost his big dream career but the Debs
were piling the fights were becoming
more frequent and we were drifting
further apart 10 years later we decided
to separate and see how we felt about it
but the one true Joy of my life was
becoming a mom to my daughter Stella
followed 5 Years Later by her twin
brothers David and Beckham no matter
what happened this love I had for my
kids was forever so were sleepless
nights piles of laundry cleaning doctor
visits viruses diapers more piles of
laundry cleaning homework Tantrums
crying more crying falling like a baby
in the bathroom yeah okay the last one
is me why are you telling me this
morning that you need cupcakes for your
entire class today I put it on the
fridge schedule a month ago left sticky
notes all over the house a week ago and
set a reminder on your watch for
yesterday your brother stuck my watch in
a jar of Nutella David Beckham why do
you keep taking your clothes off that's
the opposite of getting dressed I'll be
the only kid who didn't get anything for
the class picnic no sweetie wait uh
let's see what we got uh here's a jar of
peanut butter and some cookies ew no
those are stale you want to take some
prunes they're great for constipation
mom I'll tell the teacher you forgot it
happens oh no you won't I know how judgy
those teachers are we're stopping at a
bakery boys I swear if you don't stop
running this second I'll call an elf who
will call Santa and tell him not to get
you any Christmas presents you don't
know an elf yeah we don't believe you
I'm your mother and mothers never lie to
their children now get dressed before I
call the goblin who eats twins for hey
lady can you control your kids one of
them took my cookie oh God so sorry I'll
get you another one a coffee too the
other rats stuck in kiss gross finger in
it okay sure but you don't have to be so
angry they're just kids yeah I'm angry
at you clearly you suck as a mom and
didn't teach them any manners excuse me
you want to say that again to my face H
did you think I said it to your butt the
first
time you want a piece of me buddy mom
please don't you're crazy I'm out of
here I need to pee I need to pee too for
the last time you don't need to take
your shoes off to pee after we returned
from the bathroom I turned to the lady
at the counter how many cupcakes do you
have here two dozen I'll take them all
please I can't sell them all to you why
not what if someone else comes around
for a cupcake what do you care if one
person buys them or 10 people do you
just want sales right no I want to make
people happy then go be a party clown in
your free time but right now I need you
to sell me those cupcakes I'll pay you1
extra dollar no give me it I jumped
behind the counter and started taking
out the cupcakes the lady started
wrestling with me and screaming for
security I pushed her she pushed me back
and I went flying straight into a baker
walking out of the kitchen with
someone's wedding cake I'll never forget
that moment me covered head to toe in
white frosting the salesperson still
screaming everyone in the cafe including
my children looking absolutely Terri
terrified and in the doorway stood Alex
looking as handsome as ever holding
hands with a leggy red head who looked
like she'd stepped out of a magazine Mom
are you okay yes sweetie I'm fine I'm
not fine I feel like I'm one of those
hamsters on a wheel and the wheel never
stops and I'm running and running but
somehow I've gained weight how did that
happen you had three kids honey and
you're an amazing mom no I'm not the
twin are adorable but they're maniacs
and Stella is so smart and I'm
constantly disappointing her she knew
Alex was daating someone for months and
she didn't tell me to protect my
feelings a 10-year-old shouldn't have to
do that how do you feel about Alex
having a girlfriend I know the marriage
has long been over but I just wasn't
expecting him to get over it so quickly
you know I know so yeah we got a divorce
with shared custody of the kids I became
kind of friends with Cassie or Katie or
whatever that dumb redhead's name is and
life went on now it was Alex's turn to
keep the kids overnight and I had big
plans for myself which were rudely
interrupted you have white hair now you
have a bigger butt now you checked out
my butt don't sound so excited I just
made a logical guess Milo you want to
tell me where you've been for 12 years
you just suddenly left town without so
much as a Goodbye Oh wait what day was
that yeah my wedding day and you were
the best man I told you I had a brain
wave related to my research also you
know I hate people in weddings and
happiness in general you left me a text
and I haven't heard from you since why
come and see me now because we have to
travel back okay sit down and I'll set
up a PowerPoint presentation use your
words and make them make sense okay okay
so do you remember what we were doing on
the night of 15th December 2000
sometimes I'm in the shower and can't
remember if I just shampooed my hair so
no do you remember that you were a nosy
person and you suspected something Shady
was happening in the abandoned warehouse
in our town and you dragged me there one
night to find out more oh yeah I
remember that and I was right it was
some super freaky science lab but then
we went back a week later and it was
gone yeah have you heard about the
xenovox virus I recently read about some
cases in the news soon it'll be a lot
more all over the world apparently the
virus was created in that shady science
lab by some people in government as
biological warfare what no way do you
remember that when we were in the lab
you accidentally bumped into some things
on a countertop did I you knocked over a
vial and the liquid in it got mixed with
fluid in another Beaker that was the
vaccine because of your mishap the
scientists working on it got the wrong
result and he concluded that the vaccine
was impossible to make the project was
shut down because it was too risky
having a virus from which no one could
be protected so it looks like I did a
good thing you'd think so but there's no
way to really destroy a virus it was
kept in a secure facility all these
years and I don't know how and when
exactly but it escaped and it's
spreading like wildfire now and because
of your accident the vaccine for it was
never made oh my god well someone will
make it now won't they not fast enough
Jen it's really serious and we got to go
back and fix this what do you mean go
back didn't I already mention the time
travel thing yeah so I stumbled upon a
rip in the SpaceTime Continuum which
helped me to discover the way to open
portals whenever I want and travel to
the past that's what I've been working
on for almost two decades now oh no no
no Jennifer please wake up from this
terrible dream is it that bad meeting me
after all this time yes because not a
single thing you've said has been good
or made sense how do you even know all
this about the vaccine and the virus
time travel I just told you you used to
be a lot smarter Jen you actually expect
me to believe you're a time traveler if
there's anyone who'll believe me I
expect it to be you I looked into his
sharp blue eyes and knew he wasn't
kidding okay okay if you've traveled
back in time why didn't you just fix the
problem yourself believe me I tried but
I can't seem to do it alone and I can't
ask anyone else come on we got to go now
I have this night to myself myself Milo
and I don't want to be some hero and
save the world I just want to watch a
movie and fall asleep 5 minutes after it
starts and have pancakes in the morning
and no I won't have to make three dozen
pancakes or eat the cold ones fresh hot
pancakes just for me and coffee and
peace let me have this please Jen
everyone you love is at Great risk do it
for your kids no that's just emotional
blackmail is it working yeah fine it's
working
let's go you weirdo you're going to go
like this yeah what's wrong with this oh
nothing you look lovely is that mustard
or barf on your coat shut up put this
hat on please yay I get a funky hat too
next Milo took out a cube placed it on
the ground and it sprang up into a tent
hey I need one of those collapsible
things for camping with the kids that's
the astral tent it's my time machine now
I just need a minute to set up the
temporal destination I'd followed Milo
here curious to know what he was going
on about but it just hit me then Milo
was actually mental he'd really lost it
oh you poor baby uh what's going on
nothing sweetie it's all okay I'm here
for you but you need help professional
help do you understand what I'm saying
Milo no can you get your hands off my
face I hear there's really nice places
now for people like you and you'll get
the help you need and I'll come visit
you I promise are you talking about a
mental institution I'm not crazy of
course not sweetie you're special cut it
out if you think I'm crazy why did you
come with me I don't know Milo maybe I
just came along because I'm actually
really happy to see you even though I've
been pretending otherwise and maybe a
small part of me thought hey he's a
genius maybe he really did invent time
travel and you're in for an adventure
Jen which would be a nice change from
your mundane life but you just pitched
up a tent in a field and gave me a
stupid hat and this is all so ridiculous
I'm going home just as I turned to leave
I heard a buzzing sound from behind me
and I gasped the tent was glowing it
makes that sound when it's warming up
you want to put that hat back on okay
then as we stood outside the tent I
could feel my heart racing with
excitement was this really happening
before we go in you got to remember
three rules of time travel number one
and the most important don't change
anything in the past we have no idea
what happens when we pull out a single
thread in the fabric of time it can have
a butterfly effect and change many
outcomes possibly for the worse aren't
we going back to change something we
already know that has a really bad
outcome so we're going to risk it change
nothing else okay got it number number
two you can't get recognized by anyone
tell no one who you are under any
circumstances done number three uh okay
I think I don't have a number three so
just two important rules of time travel
also I got to warn you as we travel you
will experience nausea headaches
dizziness stomach cramps palpitation
sweats and feel like someone kicked you
in the back sounds like 9 months of
pregnancy been there done that okay then
you ready this is insane yes yes okay
I'm ready it's good to see you too by
the way now 1 2 3 go
[Music]
oh my God oh my God my God that was
amazing I feel so alive woohoo I'm going
to barf I followed Milo out of the tent
and my heart caught in my throat I knew
this place it was the football field in
our high school I'm fine thanks for
asking uh-oh
uh I think I kind of made a small
mistake how big is small when we're
talking about time travel I just got us
here a little earlier than planned but
don't worry you'll be back at your house
the same night I visited you we just got
a couple of extra days here as long as I
get back on time uh where's my cell
phone Jen the iPhone wasn't released
till 2007 it doesn't exist right now
welcome to the winter of 2000 man this
is so freaky and so dope you must be so
impressed with yourself who wouldn't be
Milo said we'd be staying at his place
where no one would notice us and I knew
why of course he'd been adopted as a kid
by an eccentric businessman who loved
him dearly but was away on business a
lot and growing up Milo was often home
alone in a huge mansion we climbed over
the wall walked across the garden and
slipped through a half-opened window I
still couldn't get over how weird it was
to sneak through these familiar hallways
we slipped into a room in the unused
wing of the mansion and settled in to
sleep for the night you still awake of
course I'm still awake I'm so excited to
be here Milo I can't wait to go around
town visit our school see my parents you
know what this means right my mom is
still around Jen you can't be out and
about I just want to see can you imagine
how freaked out your parents would be if
they saw and recognized the older you or
if you bumped into your younger self we
don't know what your past self would do
if she saw her future self and it could
have serious consequences for your
present
we have to stay low do what we came to
do and go home you got it yeah of course
of course I wasn't staying in I'd be
careful but how many times does one get
to travel back to their freaking past so
the next morning I woke up early locked
Milo in the room so he wouldn't follow
me too soon and sneaked out of the house
I knew my parents would have left for
work by now so I'd see them later that
meant I was going to visit the most
important place in my teenage Life High
School no one even asked me who I was as
I entered the premises and it looked
like I'd walked onto the set of Mean
Girls the really lowrise jeans fitted
crop tops butterfly Clips tattoo chokers
and everything with sequins looked like
crimes against fashion to me now I
walked out into the main Courtyard and
my heart skipped a beat as I caught
sight of a young Milo on a bench lost in
a book on quantum physics I'd always
thought he was cute in his careless
genius way and he had a bit of a a fan
following hey Milo I was wondering if
you could help me with my math
assignment I could but I won't okay who
cares about stupid math anyway I just
came to ask if you'd go to the spring
dance with me is it spring already I
hadn't noticed zo is that a yes or no a
yes or no to what the dance Milo oh yeah
that nope notada hard pass never going
to
happen why not am I that unattractive to
me yes OB itively speaking you're an
above average specimen of the female
species come on stop hiding for Jennifer
and just say yes are you sure you know
the meaning of pining can you even spell
it I don't understand quantity science
but I know when a guy wants a girl but
she's with Golden Boy now so you should
move on with me the only thing I'm
pining for is peace so fine give me that
math assignment jeez Were You Raised by
Wolves with underdeveloped brains it's
all wrong literally all of it I'll solve
it in my lunch break and you leave me
alone
as Milo walked away without waiting for
an answer I saw a troubled look across
his face I'd sometimes thought Milo and
I had a spark but he'd never said
anything and I always assumed he didn't
want to be more than friends I made my
way to the football field next knowing
exactly what to expect Alex bunking his
classes to practice football but as I
got closer it nearly took my breath away
seeing him playing and looking so
vibrant and my heart broke a little
knowing how that dream had ended hey
lady who are you and why are you staring
at that boy hey it's not a crime to
stare at your husband and I uh by that I
mean the coach beautiful man can't keep
my eyes off him Coach Jackson is your
husband I didn't know he was married
husband to be hopefully if I can put a
ring on it okay I got to pee be right
back I ran off in the direction where I
remembered the bathrooms were and
decided to wait it out in case the
janitor was still outside but as I was
wandering through the hallway I suddenly
saw Alex walk in with his ex-girlfriend
Bianca oh God I couldn't risk being seen
by them I slipped through the first door
close to me and realized it was the
boy's locker room I heard footsteps
coming closer so I jumped into an empty
closet seconds before Alex and Bianca
came in and then they started kissing
what the actual heck Alex was cheating
on me in high school Bianca we can't
keep seeing each other I have a
girlfriend I really like so I have a
boyfriend I really like too why can't we
have some fun on the side yeah we fought
a lot when we were together but we
always had great chemistry that witch no
no I can't look this is too stressful
and it's giving me an ulcer and I need
my head in the game before the big
Championship we're not seeing each other
again okay okay if you say so now give
me one last Alex are you in there can I
come in that was me that was my 17 old
voice oh my God it's Jen hey yeah I'm
changing give me a minute a minute
what'll happen in a minute are you going
to do some magic trick to make me
invisible and suddenly without warning
Alex shoved Bianca in the closet I was
hiding in and I barely managed to press
myself to one side and hold my breath
you can come in Jen seeing myself look
so young and beautiful made me want to
cry I was a goddess hey babe missed you
in class again you're going to flunk
chemistry at this rate no one's going to
care when I'll be a rich famous football
player and then he pulled me in for a
kiss how could he kiss me with that same
stupid mouth he'd used to kiss stupid
Bianca who I wanted to strangle I just
wanted to check if you wanted to go with
me and Milo to this science exhibit at
the Museum after school his dad got
special passes gross I'd rather be hit
by a car seriously it's by this really
cool scientist who's worked on a quantum
entanglement and you're not even
listening anymore are you of course I'm
listening you said blah blah something
blah blah blah why you're even friends
with Milo I'll never understand he's my
best friend and he's really cool he's a
dork and he acts like I'm some dumb jock
you guys have fun babe I've got a thing
with a friend anyway as the two walked
out hand in hand I could see Bianca
smirking yeah the thing with a friend is
a make out session with me stupid Jen
gosh you slimy little Bianca jumped out
of the closet like she'd been
electrocuted staring at me in shock I
was so close to getting out unnoticed
stupid stupid me who are you you pervert
how long have you been hiding here and
spying on boys half your age what no I
can explain go ahead then uh okay yeah
so I do have an explanation and it's a
really good one too and suddenly Bianca
let out an earth shattering scream I
shoved her back in the closet and ran
for my life apparently not fast enough
for a teenager someone catched that
woman she was hiding in the boy's locker
room she attacked me and before I knew
it I had half the school running after
me as I was headed for the gates I'd
never be able to outrun these kids and
if I got recognized I was done for Milo
would kill me and then suddenly I saw
him approaching me fast on some old
bicycle hop on quick Milo pedal away
furiously but we still had people after
us can you go a little faster I'm trying
but you're kind of I mean I don't cycle
professionally you know I'm kind of what
Milo well a little chunkier than I
remember did you just call me chunky no
I said chunkier there's a subtle
difference stop distracting me Milo
swerved into some straet after which we
ditched the bike ran down several narrow
Alleyways crossed the main road and
finally ran into a park where we
collapsed behind a huge tree I you
what were you thinking I'm sorry I know
I should have listened to you but I just
couldn't help myself thank you for
coming in time you're not welcome Milo
it was so cool I saw you and my younger
self and I was hot I don't remember
being that hot do you remember that I
really don't also I caught Alex making
out with his freaking ex beona can you
imagine Milo just stared at me quietly
uh why don't you you look shocked wait
did you know back then I'd heard some
rumors and you never told me ow I wasn't
sure if they were true okay and it's not
like you would have listened to me back
then I told you he was too stupid for
you a dimwit a [ __ ] a buffoon but did
you ever listen no you thought everyone
was stupid you wouldn't have taken me
seriously no matter what I'd said Jen
you had stars in your eyes for that guy
he was perfect apparently not so what
our entire relationship was a lie and
Alex never really loved
me I hate siding with Alex but I don't
think that's true I think he did really
love you the best he knew how I guess if
only I'd known though maybe my life
would have been totally different no use
dwelling on the past right now listen we
have to stay inside especially since
we've got people looking for us I just
have one tiny favor to ask no hear me
out no Milo I want to see my parents
once okay mom just left without a word 2
weeks from this date actually and I
haven't seen her in 18 years I won't
interact with anyone and I'll just see
them through the window having dinner
it'll be nighttime so no one will notice
me fine just one look through the window
and I'm coming with you and later that
evening as we crept up to my house my
heart almost exploded there was mom as
lovely as I remembered and Dad laughing
and looking like a completely different
person from now Milo had joined us for
dinner and we were picture perfect I
loved how you guys always made me feel
like I was a part of the family I still
don't understand why she left us just
like that it broke dad's heart well it
broke mine too I felt Milo slip his
fingers through mine and we watched for
a few more minutes before we left how
about we get pizza from our favorite
spot and talk tonight we've got a lot of
catching up to do sounds like a plan and
God I've missed gian's Pizza best in the
world this is the worst Pizza in the
world why does the marinara sauce taste
like wet socks the pepperoni is like
rber how come we didn't notice this
before I don't know man this is inedible
and I'm starving can we explore your
kitchen please your dad's a millionaire
why do you only have eggs in the fridge
because he wasn't around much and I
wasn't interested I don't mind you
boiling some eggs why should I do it
it's your house or is it my job because
I'm a woman I didn't know we'd traveled
back to 1950 jeez it's not a feminist
issue I'll boil them do you even know
how to boil eggs I'm a scientist of
course I know the stove turns on the
other way genius God men are such
useless babies give me that I'll do it I
can handle boiling an egg woman I don't
have the energy to bick like an old
married couple just let me do it as we
both pulled at the saucepan it went
flying out of our hands and landed with
a loud clunk on the floor Milo
immediately pulled me into the tiny
pantry and we waited with baited breath
expecting some servant to come running
in I think no one Hur us we can go out
now let's give it a few more minutes we
can't risk getting caught I felt acutely
aware of how close Milo was and how he
seemed to be analyzing my face you
haven't changed much since high school
you know liar just earlier today you
said I'm chunk here I just meant you're
not a skinny teenager anymore and you
look great I'm sure you get asked out
all the time oh no I'm probably known as
The Lunatic mom of three kids in my town
I attacked a salesperson and destroyed a
wedding cake at a bakery not too long
ago oh God I wish I'd been there to see
it I don't like that crazy angry side of
me at all and yeah that would make
anyone run away if they were interested
in the first place which I highly doubt
I doubt the opposite suddenly Milo was
even closer and tucking Away Hair behind
my ear and my arms were going around his
neck and I could feel his breath on my
face and just as I leaned in the door
burst open and we stared in complete
horror at a younger Milo who was staring
back at
us don't move don't breathe he's
literally staring at us I think he's
sleepwalking I used to do that I'm not
sleepwalking are you me from the future
no and that's that's older Jen this is
just a dream Milo you'll wake up from it
soon well that's disappointing for a
minute I got excited thinking you'd come
from the future to tell me time travel
is possible and Jen and I ended up
together it's not and we didn't oh okay
good to know can I can I grab those
cookies thanks and then young Milo just
walked away oh my God what just happened
do you have any memory of this encounter
since you met your future self in your
past uh I I hadn't thought about this in
years but yeah now I remember having
this weird Vivid dream as a teenager
about meeting our future selves I
thought that's all it was a dream this
is insanely cool also let me get this
straight 17-year-old you wanted us to
end up together Milo's face flushed I
thought you always knew I liked you but
deliberately ignored it so I assumed you
just wanted to be friends I suspected it
sometimes but you never said or did
anything there was never a good time we
only saw each other every day you had a
crush on someone first and then there
was someone else and then there was Alex
Alex was the first serious relationship
the rest were just crushes Milo I may
have even lied about one of them to get
some reaction out of you wait wait hold
on back up so that means you liked me
too maybe okay yes there were times when
I thought we could be more than friends
but you were always so inexpressive and
in your head I never knew what you
really wanted so this is my fault looks
like it also is this why you disappeared
from my wedding I really was making
ground progress on my time travel work I
was totally consumed by it and didn't
need any distractions but yeah I thought
seeing you actually walked down the
aisle with that dumb jock would be a bit
hard maybe if you said something it
would have turned out differently things
with Alex weren't always perfect even
when it looked like they were but I
guess this is how it was meant to be you
know what I'm exhausted I'm going to
call it a
night the next morning we decided just
to focus on what we had to do that night
to make sure the scientist's vaccine
experiment didn't get messed up can't we
go to the lab earlier today and remove
the equipment so I never bump into it
that place is guarded at all times the
only opportunity we have is what our
younger selves have discovered all those
years ago there's a half hour gap
between guards changing shifts at night
which is also the time our younger
selves will be breaking in and we can't
be seen by them exactly we can only
follow them carefully and actually
prevent the accident from happening at
the time it happens when you bump into
the equipment there's a 3second window
between the liquid falling from the file
and going into the beaker we have to be
hiding behind that counter already so we
can stop that I've tried it a few times
but I can never do it fast enough when
you have three kids you have superhuman
reflexes it'll be a piece of cake for me
it felt sural as we hid in the bushes
outside the warehouse observing young
Jen and Milo ahead of us and we waited
for 5 minutes before we climbed through
the window they used to get in Milo I'm
stuck push the window up a bit more it
seems to be jammed how are you stuck I
just came through this too I guess my
butt is just bigger than yours isn't it
just do something Milo pulled hard at my
arms and I finally got through and
landed on him with a soft thud we waited
breathlessly for a few seconds to see if
someone had hurt us then went down the
passageways that led to the lab we
slipped in quietly behind young Milo and
Jen then crouched on the floor and
crawled over behind the counter what the
heck is going on in this place I don't
know half of this stuff has biohazard
signs on it I really think we shouldn't
have come here I told you so shut up
it's going to happen in 10 seconds are
you ready yeah I'm ready we counted down
the seconds my heart pounding in my ears
and the second we heard young Jen crash
into the equipment I leapt up reached
for the beaker and pulled it away just
before the liquid from the vial fell
into it and I felt a strange Ripple in
the air like something major had changed
hey are you okay look we got to get out
of here before someone finds us as the
two ran out Milo and I slowly got up my
hands still shaking as they were
clutching onto the beaker I I actually
did it oh my God Chen we've just averted
a huge future catastrophe now let's get
out of here before we caught another one
we ran out the way we'd come climbed out
the window and saw young Jen and Milo
sneak off ahead of us we decided to take
a breath and give them a head start but
just a few minutes later several black
cars came at full speed and halted in
front of the warehouse Milo and I
quickly ducked behind a bush and then I
saw something which made my heart drop
as the car doors open several people in
lap coats and black suits stepped out
and one of them was my mom without even
realizing I let out a loud cry and Milo
clamped a hand over my mouth mom looked
around sharply and for a second I
thought she was staring right at me did
someone else hear that no what did you
hear ma'am just a strange sound maybe it
was an animal as she was about to walk
into the building she suddenly turned to
a bodyguard search the premises to make
sure we don't have any unwanted visitors
and if you find someone you know what to
do as the men started spreading out Milo
quietly dragged me backwards towards the
fence he lifted a plank to let us
through and then we ran as fast as we
could Milo stop stop I can't breathe my
mother my mother she's somehow a part of
this horrible virus project did you did
you know she was involved I swear I
didn't the last few times I went into
the lab I escaped before these cars got
here it's my first time seeing her too
this is ridiculous my mom was known for
the best freaking apple pies in this
town that's what she was known for how
can that cold scary person be my mom how
could she be part of creating a weapon
I'm so sorry Jen Milo hugged me tight as
I sobbed into his chest I want to go
home to my present can we just go now
yeah I just need to get my briefcase
from my house then we're going home I
was still in shock as we made it back to
Milo's he told me to wait in the garden
while he got his briefcase but moments
later I saw young Jen and Milo come out
of the house and I immediately hid I saw
them walking down the driveway but then
suddenly he took my arm Jennifer there's
something I need to say to you you never
call me Jennifer this sounds serious it
is and it isn't I mean it is but it's
not that big a deal like either way I'm
going to be fine like I'm cool you get
me are you having a stroke no no I'm
trying to say something here okay and I
have to do it tonight or I'll lose
courage and never see it I didn't
remember having this conversation with
Milo before and suddenly I felt felt
that weird Ripple in the air that I felt
in the lab like something big was
changing you know you can say anything
to me I'm your best friend yeah yeah of
course well that's the thing actually
how long have we known each other now 4
years I guess so in that time the thing
is Jennifer I have to confess that I
what the heck I think I'm in and
suddenly I desperately started making
sounds like a crow
oh God what is that sounds like a bird
being
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murdered it doesn't sound like a bird
from this planet the car is ready to
drop Miss Jennifer Holmes sir I got to
go it's late let me know if you find
that poor tortured creature young Jen
left in the car and young Milo stood
there looking after her then went back
to the house with his head hanging and I
was still reeling with shock when I
heard Milo behind me hey we're good to
go I turned around and pounced on him
what did you do what why are you
attacking me what did you do ow get off
of me and stop pulling my hair what is
the matter with you you did something
Milo I know you did I don't remember you
ever coming close to telling me that you
were in love with me so why did I just
witness your younger version about to
say that to my younger version oh God I
didn't know he'd do it here and you'd
see it tell me what you did all right
all right remember how last night you
were blaming me for never Having the
courage to say anything and you have
been saying you have a mundane life and
you wish things could have been
different so yesterday when you went to
bed I slipped into Milo's room I used to
write notes to myself as reminders all
the time so I left the note saying that
I had to tell you how I felt tonight I
just tried giving my younger self a
little push that's all that's all are
you kidding me you tried to change a
major event Milo after all the rules of
time travel and your lectures not to
change a thing you actually tried to
change our destiny I thought that's what
you wanted that's not what I want now
you should have said something in the
past that's exactly what I was doing why
are women so confusing no if your past
self had just told my past self how you
felt and if after that I decided to
break up with Alex it would have changed
the rest of my timeline forever so when
I return return to my present it
wouldn't even be the same present would
that be so bad I thought we missed our
chance and I could fix it and it's not
like things with Alex turn out great I
have kids with Alex and they are the
best thing that ever happened to me if
Alex and I never ended up together I
would never have my kids you almost
erased them from existence okay listen I
know that sounds bad but if the timeline
changed you would have no memory of your
kids in your present you wouldn't even
have ever met them it would all be
different and that very thought is
making me sick to the stomach in this
moment I know they exist and they mean
everything to me and I would choose the
same life over and over again just
because I got to have them and you
nearly destroyed all of that and I will
never ever forgive you for
this take me back home now Chen I'm
sorry I didn't think it through don't
talk to me I can't even look at
you when we made it back to the present
Milo just said I'm sorry and disappeared
into the night and my heart felt heavy
with anger and knowing I'd probably
never see him again I hugged my kids
extra tight when I met them and over the
next few days we all watched news of the
xenox virus spreading like wildfire but
the government reassured the public that
a vaccine would be made available as
soon as the following week and I
breathed a sigh of relief knowing we'd
all be safe and soon after I took a trip
to see my dad he had become a recluse
over the years and I'd kind of resented
him because I always felt he knew the
truth about why mom left and kept it
from me Dad don't ask me how but I know
Mom was involved in a shady government
project related to the xenoir virus I
deserve some answers so if you know more
about it please just tell me now and
finally he did I knew your mother was a
government official but her work was
always
confidential the night she left us she
told me that she was part of an illegal
project involving the creation of a
virus as biological warfare which had
been shut down and everyone involved in
it was considered a criminal so she had
to go on the run and leave the country
immediately I was just trying to protect
you I didn't want you to think she was a
monster honestly I haven't heard a word
from her since I'm really sorry you had
to carry that burden alone I wish you'd
told me no I wish I had too and we
wouldn't have drifted apart we can still
fix that Dad the truth about mom was a
bitter pill to swallow but it was better
to have some closure and I got close to
dad again I even felt more at peace with
my decision to divorce Alex well sort of
you know Alex I really am sorry that you
didn't get to live your football dream I
know it meant everything to you oh wow
thank you yeah it was really hard ow why
did you just kick me that's for cheating
on me don't even deny it I know you did
what when think long and hard Alex it'll
come back to you and try to be a better
man now and seeing my younger self just
made me think about the dreams I once
had I decided to apply for PHD programs
again and yeah it was hard studying
while juggling the mom gig but I was
happier than I'd been in years my anger
at Milo faded as months passed by and I
wanted to talk but I had no way to track
him down but then as fade would have it
I was running after a bus one day when I
bumped straight into him literally
bumped into him ow please don't punch me
I'm already hurting what is your skull
made of iron it's not like I bumped into
a feather pillow and you made me miss my
bus I don't think you were going to
catch that anyway any chance we can get
coffee and talk sure but not this Cafe
uh banned from here look just let me see
my piece first okay what I did was
beyond stupid it was so reckless even
trying to alter our timelines and no one
knows that better than me there wasn't
even any guarantee that you'd have
broken up with Alex and ended up with me
or that we would have lasted in a
relationship maybe I would have never
continued working on time travel and
then we'd have never gone back to fix
the
vaccine I I can't even fathom the
repercussions of suction
action I guess I was just really curious
about the what if but I'm so glad you
stopped it in time I know it's a lot to
ask for but is there any chance we can
agree that I was a complete [ __ ] and
you can forgive me one day I'm curious
about the wh ifs too and I did sound
like I wanted a different life but I've
realized that maybe everything that
happened however it happened had the
best possible outcomes for all of us I
want to believe that and I guess we were
supposed to meet again now after all
these years so why don't we just pick it
up from here hi I'm Milo a wack job
scientist and time traveler I'm
emotionally stunted but I'm working on
it hello I'm Jen mom of three science
teacher and PhD student also taking
therapy for Anger Management cool I just
really want to know one more thing
what's that what are you doing for the
rest of your life
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