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Sorry, Justice League, you're too late.
Our song was so sick it took down
Balloon Man.
>> Sure it did. Since you came all this
way, you guys want to hang?
>> Yeah, well, we'd love to, but we got to
get to Batman's movie premiere.
>> It's always been my dream to have my own
movie.
>> Well, it is important to have dreams, I
guess.
>> What do you mean by that? Well, you
know, they only make movies about real
heroes.
>> I am a real hero. I even have my own
superhero team.
>> You guys are goofsters.
>> You know, with the farts,
>> always cracking you jokes.
>> You mean people think we're jokes?
>> Why do you think there's never been a
movie made about you?
>> Well, has there been a movie about you?
>> So many and more to come.
>> It took a while, but yeah, I have my own
now. There was a Green Lantern movie,
but we don't we don't talk about that.
>> Problem is, you guys are never actually
doing anything heroic.
>> Man, please. That ain't true. What about
that time we discovered that sweet diner
and they had that food?
>> Yes, it was.
>> That wasn't even a crime. And you didn't
save anything.
>> This guy thinks we didn't save anything.
>> We saved room for dis.
[Applause]
[Music]
Titans, if you keep playing the fool,
you'll never be seen as real heroes,
only as jokes.
>> Got him.
>> Somebody saved me. Anyway, we got to get
going. Tata,
someone click next episode. I don't want
to watch the credits.
>> Yeah, who cares about acknowledging
other people's accomplishments? Give me
the remote.
>> But it's so far away. I got it.
>> Now, back to Muffin Wars.
>> Thanks, Green Lantern. That was a close
one. That's one powerful ring you got
there.
>> I know, right? I can create anything I
can imagine with it. The
>> power.
Can I try it on? Beast Boy, don't be
rude.
>> Yeah, you don't ask somebody you barely
know to try on their personal effects.
What's wrong with you?
>> Sorry, Beast Boy, but power rings are
only to be worn by members of the Green
Lantern Corps.
>> But Beasty wants it. He wants the shiny
green power ring. He needs it. Let him
have it.
>> What has gotten into you, man? And why
are you talking in the third person? I
don't know. It's that ring. It's making
me crazy.
>> It's okay. Power can have that sort of
effect on people,
>> especially people with limited brain
capacity.
>> This ring is actually so powerful that I
have to recite an oath every day just to
remind myself of how powerful it is.
>> I love a good oath. Let's hear it.
>> I, Jessica Cruz of the Green Lantern
Corps, pledge to respect the incredible
power of this super powerful power ring.
>> The power. The power Beasty must have
it.
>> And because it is so powerful.
>> Hey, my power ring.
>> It's Beastie's power. The power is mine.
>> Give me my power ring back.
[Music]
>> It's like a cinnamon sponge soaked in
butter. Look at it soak up that good
syrup.
>> How can it hold it all? It's so sticky.
Yo,
>> why have we wasted so many breakfasts on
waffles?
>> We need to dedicate our lives to French
toast.
[Music]
>> Step right up and get your French toast
>> in your house or on the go.
[Music]
Don't forget that good dipping, sir.
>> We keeping it real sticky. Yo,
[Music]
>> Batman is robbing the Jump City Bank.
Get him.
Batman and Wonder Woman are in cahoots.
[Music]
[Music]
Oh man, if I hadn't ordered the French
toast, Jump City would be safe and the
Justice League wouldn't be in jail. All
because of the Chrono Diner.
>> What? I'm back at the diner. But how?
When you shout Chrono Diner, turn back
the clock to a time that's final. That's
final.
So shouting Chrono Diner turns back time
to the moment I placed my order.
>> Okay, I need to get this right. So if
sweet food brings on tragedy, maybe
something healthier brings good fortune.
We'll have the steel cutouts, please.
Really? Oatmeal?
>> Just eat it.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Not bad.
[Music]
>> $1, please.
Now for some of those good free
condiments.
[Music]
[Music]
Uh, who are you supposed to be and why
are you touching my food?
>> I'm the condiment king and this hot dog
has my name written all over it.
See?
>> Nice penmanship, but I'll be taking my
dog now.
>> Oh, only if you can catch up with me.
>> You going down, Ch.
I relish in your defeat.
>> Mayo, have better luck next time.
>> I'm sorry y'all. Some weirdo stole our
hot dog.
Perhaps we can overcome our hunger
through the power of meditation.
>> Titans, close your eyes with me.
Now listen to the soothing sounds of
water.
I got to go pee. Oh, no. I too need to
do the potty.
>> Come on, Stinky. Let go in the hot tub
so we can potty.
>> I can't hold it any longer. If you get
relief now, you won't get it later in
the hot tub.
>> My bladder.
>> I've got an idea.
>> I don't think I can do it.
>> Me neither. No hot tub is worth this
embarrassment.
I can't get myself to go either.
>> Hold your heads high, Titans. We did
what must be done to win this hot tub.
Victory is just around the corner. I can
feel it.
>> Crime alert.
Bank robbery in progress.
>> Come on, dude. It's like the universe
doesn't want us to win.
>> Sticky Joe, you have to let go of this
hot tub. If you don't, the criminals
will get away and it'll all be your
fault.
>> Let them go.
>> He ain't budging. Yo,
>> maybe we can bring the fight to us,
>> right? Then share your comic book with
the group.
>> Beasty and I read a comic book about
Aquaman.
Deep down at the bottoms of the ocean,
Aquaman and Aqualad put up preparation
for the annual whale prom later this
afternoon.
>> Hurry up and finish hanging those
seabbones. Aqualad whale prom starts in
less than an hour.
>> Almost done here. Did you remember to
order the snacks?
>> Hey, I know where we can get some last
minute whale snacks. Follow me to the
service, yell.
>> Okay, this better be worth it, Elf Boy.
Leaves and bushes. The whales aren't
going to want to eat any of this stuff.
>> No, silly. Behind the bushes. It's deep
fried gorillas. Whales can't get enough
of them.
>> Those deep fried gorillas must be extra
spicy. They're melting the whole beach.
>> If you can't handle the heat, you can
always douse some sour cream.
>> This is great. Let's add even more sour
cream. Now add some lemon zest.
>> Aquaman caps it all off with a base of
spinach pasta.
>> This dish will be my culinary
masterpiece. Aquaman,
>> at the prom, the whales gather around
the snack table. You saved whale prom,
Aquaman.
>> And the moral of this story is
>> Aquaman's got a blaster that shoots sour
cream. Yell.
>> I was a fool to think you two would read
anything.
>> Oh, I agree, Robin. Very disappointing.
You should probably just give me their
share of the cotton candy.
>> Save it. I know you didn't read your
comic either.
>> How dare you.
>> Prove me wrong. Tell me all about it.
>> Gladly.
I read a comic about the Doom Patrol.
The greatest team ever to fight crime.
>> Police are offering a $50 reward for the
safe return of a Bengal tiger who
escaped the zoo.
>> Hey Chief, maybe we should find that
tiger. $50 could buy us a lot of bubble
gum. We don't need to waste time looking
for a tiger. We can make one with
science. I just invented a machine that
can turn any marine biologist into
almost any breed of tiger. A bunch of
them are flying in for the marine
biology convention. Get up there and
snag one. Negative man. Negative man
uses his incredible radio energy powers
to snatch a marine biologist right out
of the plane. Back at the lab, the
marine biologist is lowered into the
chief's new invention. So, how does this
thing even work? Is it safe?
>> Of course, it's safe. We'll be totally
fine as long as we don't fall into that
vat of dangerous tiger chemicals.
>> With a gap of electricity, the scientist
is transformed into a Bengal tiger.
Suddenly, the beast leaps out of the bat
and attacks the girl. She blasts the
tiger with a stubby be.
>> Oh no. The cops will never give us $50
for this damaged tiger.
>> Way to go, Elastig Girl. You owe us a
new marine biologist.
>> Elastig Girl a new scientist right
out of the convention center. Back at
the lab, she chucks the scientist into
the lab.
>> I'm not even a marine biologist.
>> Stan Zaster, something went wrong.
Elastig Girl, you used the wrong kind of
scientist. That was clearly a
microbiologist, not a marine biologist.
Who cares? We've got at least $100 worth
of bubble gum. No. Suddenly, the cops
show up at the lab.
>> It's okay, officers. We don't need the
reward money now. We've got all the gum
we need.
>> And the moral of the story is don't
count your tigers before they hatch.
>> Raven, were you
>> making it up as I went along? Yes. And
for that truthful answer, I believe that
I should still get the cotton candy.
>> Not happening. Dr. Moonlight, where
we've got the prescription for all your
financial needs.
What a scam. I don't want us taking any
part in it.
>> Where are you going?
>> To Dr. Moonlight.
>> We want those fools to make us rich.
Yell.
>> Join us, friend Robin.
>> Fine. We'll head to Dr. Moonlight, but
only so we can expose their criminal
enterprise and take them down.
>> We've been waiting 20 minutes. Where are
they?
>> Relax. Doctors are always running late.
Yeah, just sit down and enjoy the
soothing jazzy sounds of this sweet
waiting room.
[Music]
[Music]
>> Titans, so sorry to keep you waiting.
>> Please come in.
Now, who's ready to start making money?
>> Cut the pleasantries, Doc, and tell us
what's going on.
>> I would think it's fairly obvious.
>> We are helping heroes like yourself do
some moonlighting. We're prescribing
heroes a second job so they can earn
extra cash.
>> Oh, I wish to earn the extra cash
monies.
>> Yeah, us too.
Then please hop on the exam table and we
will diagnose you with your ideal moon
lighting career.
>> Now open wide.
>> Looks like you enjoy drawing but
struggle with social skills.
>> I will love painting with pills.
>> Then you shall become a web designer.
>> Joy.
>> Let's see.
That tickles.
>> Your reflexes indicate you're into cars
and meeting creepy new people. You shall
be a ride share driver.
>> So, wait.
According to your vitals, it appears you
love spending time with animals and
pooping.
>> True, true.
>> You shall take on the occupation of dog
walker.
>> That's what's up.
>> Mhm. Interesting. I have no idea what
you're into, but I see you hate
commitment.
>> That's for sure.
>> Then you shall be an office temp.
>> Perfect.
>> Your turn, Robin.
>> Forget it. I'm canceling this
appointment.
>> Are you crazy, Robin?
>> No. What's crazy is allowing you all to
take on second jobs when I know it's
going to affect your main jobs as
superheroes.
>> Please, dude. All the greatest
superheroes have other jobs.
>> Yeah, Superman is a newspaper reporter.
>> Batman is the owner of Wayne
Enterprises.
>> And the Wonder Woman has the most
wondous career of all. Making of the
tacos.
>> Plus, a strong labor force is good for
the economy.
>> Yeah, bro. You don't want to cause a
recession.
>> What is a recession?
>> It's a living nightmare caused by the
bursting of the economic bubble.
[Music]
>> Fine, Titans. You can moonlight
money.
>> Come on, kids. Get after that ball.
Hustle, hustle.
>> But all this running around is making me
hungry.
>> Well, I wouldn't be a good soccer mom if
I didn't bring you all soccer mom
snacks.
>> A sour grapes,
>> soggy apple slices,
>> and the tiny bottles of the water that
are not the practical.
>> I guess it's better than nothing.
>> Snack time's over, kids. We have to take
you to swim lessons.
>> Can we at least change into our
swimsuits first?
>> No time, Raven. We've got a busy day
planned. Now, point your belly buttons
to the sky and practice floating on your
backs.
>> I think I'm getting the hang of it.
>> Great, because it's time for taekwond
do.
>> Move it, children. These boards aren't
going to break themselves.
>> I'm so tired from all this running
around. Can we at least take the moment
to do the catching of the breath?
>> No can, kiddos. To be the best soccer
mom, I can't allow a single second of
your youth to be wasted. Time for horse
riding lessons.
>> Piano lessons.
Marine biology camp.
Time for gymnastics.
>> No more, Robin. It's too much. The best
moms focus their kids on one thing.
>> Oh,
really, Raven? And what kind of weirdo
mom does that?
>> A stage mom.
>> Now, I want you to all follow my lead.
>> I can't believe we're forming our own
dance troop.
>> This is going to be fun.
>> Dancing isn't about fun. It's about hard
work, determination, and living
vicariously through your children. Now
show me what you got.
>> I said rev not dem. I can't believe I
quit my job to watch you dance like
this. What job?
>> Stay focused.
>> You will keep dancing until you get it
right.
>> All this stage moment is making you
evil. Here, have a meaningless trophy to
satisfy that stage mommy ego.
>> It's so shiny.
>> Your type of mom is way too harsh. Mama,
I'mma show you that the laidback
approach is way better
>> by turning yourself into the chicken
mom.
>> No, I was a freerange mom. There's the
best kind of moms cuz they give their
kids the freedom to do whatever they
want.
>> Be anything. Oh, then I wish to eat the
ice cream for the breakfast.
>> Sounds like a healthy choice to me.
>> Ooh, I want to practice my moon truck
skills while jumping on a trampoline in
the house.
>> Seems perfectly safe.
>> I want to turn the couch into a sweet
water slide ramp.
>> I can't think of a reason not to.
>> The ice cream is not sitting well with
eight of my nine stomachs.
[Music]
>> I want to drive a motorcycle indoors.
>> Go for it, yo.
[Music]
Stand your ground, birds.
>> My winged friends. I think we got off to
a bad start. That's on me. I shouldn't
have spied on you all, but I need to see
the first nest.
>> We'll never let you destroy it.
>> What are you talking about?
>> Please, SA, don't hurt me. I'm just a
poor widow eggy who needs someone to
keep me warm.
[Music]
>> Oh no, he's preying on her parental
instincts. Birth can't help but protect
eggs.
>> I'm sorry about that, but it was
self-defense. Look, if we could just sit
down and talk, I did it. Oh, come on.
This is completely unnecessary. If you
would just listen.
>> You listen to this.
>> Oh, why are you such jerks?
>> Cinnamon, fly away.
>> Can you all just stop and hear me out?
>> Never.
>> Fine.
[Music]
Now that you're stuck, I can finally
show you what I need the first nest for.
[Music]
>> Please enter passcode.
>> The yolk's on you, egghehead. We'll
never give you the password to the ce.
>> Oh, I'm sure I can get one of you to
sing. Holly, you want a cracker?
>> It's all yours if you tell me the
password.
>> No, still pigeon. Don't do it.
>> That guy can't keep anything a secret.
>> Yes. Really? Thank you.
>> Bird. Bird. Bird. The bird is the
password.
>> Password accepted. Kaka.
[Music]
The first nest. It's beautiful.
>> Why do you want it so badly?
>> So, I can finally answer the one
question that's plagued the world since
the beginning of time. What came first,
the chicken or the egg?
>> It's the chickity chicken. Everyone
knows that. Home slice.
>> Yeah, maybe so, maybe no. But with the
power of the first nest and my
extraordinary egghe head, we will
finally know the truth.
Yes. Yes. I can see it.
>> It's the creation of the first nest.
The egg came first.
>> Dang. Eggs did come first. How wicked
whack.
>> No, not wiggity whack. Knowing the
answer changes everything. This will
bring world peace and an age of
enlightenment. It's all possible now.
Come, my friends. We have much to do.
>> But aren't you forgetting something?
>> What?
>> Burn your jerks.
No,
>> I can't remember what came first, the
chicken or the egg.
>> Sorry. Can't help you with that, bro.
>> Now you birds really are jerks.
>> Wing warriors.
[Music]
>> That smell is nasty.
>> I've never smelled a stink so bad.
>> It's like pickled shrimp butt.
>> Of course it stinks. Titans. We're
walking through the sewer.
>> Oh, we are not talking about the sewer.
We're talking about you.
>> Would you guys cut it out? We're here.
>> The crime alert is coming from this
room. Fan out and see what you can find.
>> Whoa, check out this old school Teen
Titans merch.
>> It's everywhere.
>> What kind of obsessed fiend lives down
here?
>> Hello, Titans. Control freak.
>> We should have known we'd find a
festering fanboy like you living down
here.
>> Yes. Welcome to my cool underground
lair.
>> Kyle, have you shaved my foot lotion?
>> No, Mom. Check the den.
>> Hey, this ain't no cool underground
lair. You're just living in your
mother's basement.
>> Yes, but my mother's basement could also
be a cool underground lair.
>> Maybe if your undies weren't hanging
everywhere.
>> They are quite the disturbing.
>> No, they're not. They're collectibles.
>> You collect superhero undies. That's
even more disturbing.
>> This is so disappointing. I thought we
were going to find someone committing a
crime.
>> Oh, but you have. You see, you've all
committed a crime by ruining the good
name of the original Teen Titan series
with your garbage show. But don't worry,
I've got a plan to fix all of that.
>> I'm going to force you to watch clips
from the 2003 series until you can learn
to act like the original counterparts.
Please don't subject us to a clip show.
They're unbearable to watch.
>> I know. That's what makes this plan so
brilliant.
>> Well, if we have to watch a bunch of old
clips, could we at least get some snacks
first?
>> Mom, snacks.
>> Oh, no, sweetie. It's too late for
snacks. I don't want you getting hyper
before bedtime.
>> I'm a grown man, Mom. I don't need a
bedtime.
>> Oh, then I guess you don't need story
time either.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't get crazy. I
still have to know what happens to
Captain Carrot.
Look at this fool. He's so childish. Yo,
>> I'm not the one who's childish. It's the
five of you.
>> What's that supposed to mean?
>> Just look at you with your massive heads
and your tiny bodies. You look like a
bunch of toddlers. This is what the Teen
Titans are supposed to look like. You
know, like actual teens.
>> Man, have you seen actual teens? They're
weird looking.
>> They're a mess.
>> Oh, you want to talk about a mess? Let's
talk about your animation. What's wrong
with our animation?
>> It's so flat and janky. This is what
your show should look like. Just look at
that traditional animation. So smooth,
so fluid, so good.
>> But that kind of animation is expensive.
Yo,
>> we do not have the cash money to pay for
all of that.
>> Our budget is so low that we have to be
animated with a cheap unstable.
Relax, Titans. I have big news. We have
been nominated for the most prestigious
and coveted entertainment award.
>> Is it an Emmy?
>> No. An Oscar?
>> No. The Globe That is Golden.
>> What? No.
>> Don't tell me it's an Emmy.
>> No, it's a Kids Opinion Award.
>> Oh, we get nominated for that every
year.
>> And every year Lofa Lou wins.
>> I know. Don't you find that strange,
Titans? I think something fishy is going
on.
>> The only thing fishy is your breath,
fool. Louie is a comedic genius who
deserves to win every year.
>> Indeed, it is the honor just to be the
nominated with him.
>> I can't wait to go to the awards
ceremony and root for Lou.
>> Yeah, for
[Music]
>> you can't go and root for Louis.
>> Why not yo?
>> Because we want to win that award.
>> And also, it seems we weren't invited.
There are no tickets in here.
>> Not invited.
>> That's messed up.
It must be the simple error that is
clerical.
>> Or it's an insidious plot devised by
Lupa Louie to deny us the award we soely
deserve.
>> Dude, you need to stop with your
ludicrous conspiracies. That Lupa is a
national treasure.
>> What we need is an ingenious plan to
sneak into the award show.
>> I have an idea.
[Applause]
>> You're welcome. Hello and welcome to the
20th annual Kids Opinion Awards.
>> The show's starting now.
>> It is the time for the magic.
>> I'm excited to see Loo win again. If he
does win, then we'll know that something
is truly rotten in Tinsel Town.
>> Let's get this show started.
[Music]
[Music]
And now the award for favorite animated
show. The nominees are I am weasel after
dark,
death toilet, the animated series, the
lofah show
>> and team titans go.
>> What are you doing?
>> We want Louis to win. Yell.
>> And the winner is
>> Please be Titans. Please be Titans.
Please be Titans.
>> The Lofa Lou show.
>> What? No. This can't be happening.
Thanks everyone. I can't believe I won
again. I just want to say that.
>> Stop.
>> This is a travesty. He can't possibly
win every single year. Lu has been
cheating.
>> What?
>> I claim this award in the name of
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
Hey,
hey,
Matthew
Hy.
Help!
[Music]
[Music]
Help! Help! Help!
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
Okay, robot man. I think I finally
figured it out. Are you ready?
Great.
I've done it.
>> Oh, you're right. You're right. Why
combine you with just one bird when I
can combine you with two?
[Music]
Let's add a little road runner to the
mix, shall we? Time to get extreme.
Ha! Ha!
[Music]
You're ruining my lab.
Hurry, honey.
>> Time to get rid of this pest.
>> The tower is ours now.
>> If you know what's good for you, you'll
stay away.
>> Oh, and thanks for cleaning up the
place.
[Laughter]
>> Occupational safety and health
administration. I can't believe I fell
for it. And I can't believe we just
cleaned the tower so those jerks could
live in it.
>> I will never do the cleaning again.
>> I'm going dirt style from now on. Yo,
>> that's it, Beasty. If we want to take
back the tower, maybe all we need is to
embrace the mess and filth we're used
to.
>> Great idea, Cyborg. Titans, go.
[Music]
Glass man.
>> Oh, sorry, Sophia.
[Music]
>> My shell.
>> Watch it, Glassman. You're cooking my
head.
>> Apologies, boss.
>> The Titans. We wanted to stay away from
our tower. Now, OSHA will finish them
for good.
>> Let's get them.
>> A look at this mess. You filthy kids
better clean this up immediately.
>> Why don't you come over here and make us
>> or are you two chicken?
>> Oh, sure. Get them.
>> Show my glass head.
>> Go myself.
>> My neck.
[Music]
That's enough. Do yourselves a favor,
Titans, and leave this tower at once.
>> Only if you do us a favor first.
>> And smell this.
[Music]
Booyah.
>> Oh yeah.
[Music]
Okay, our first swapper is the man who's
always down to clown, the Joker.
And the clown prince of crime will be
swapping with
[Music]
Robin from the Teen Titans.
I got picked. I got picked. Joker and
Robin, come on down. You two are the
next participants on DC's leader swap. Z
man, how did you feel when you heard
your name called?
>> Like I was going to get paid to destroy
more lives.
>> And what about you, my guy? When I heard
my name called, I knew this was my
chance to show the world that I can lead
a proper team, not just a bunch of
buffoons like the Titans.
>> We're sitting right here.
>> All right, it's time to see who can
master the swap. Leadership goes flop.
Let's kick it, y'all.
>> Oh doggy. I can't wait for the Joker to
arrive. It's going to be so much fun.
>> He's here. He's here.
[Music]
>> Welcome to our tower, yell.
>> Thanks. Put her there, pal.
>> Wow. I can't feel my legs.
Classic. Electrocute me next.
>> No, me. Do me.
>> Now, listen up, you jacket apes. I'm not
a clown here for your amusement. I'm
your new leader. And that means the
Titans are criminals from here on out.
Got it?
>> Whatever, dude. Just shoot me with your
flower.
>> No, I don't just go around shooting my
flower.
>> These Teen Titans are a joke. I guess
who better to rule them but the Joker.
Yes.
>> Where is this guy?
>> I don't like it. Something's up.
Go check it out.
>> That's strange.
>> What is it?
>> Someone sent us a cake.
>> Who would do something like that?
>> Stop it.
>> You're new leader.
alone. Oh, it's okay. You're You're
safe.
>> I'm a friend. See, I brought cake.
>> He's trying to poison us.
>> Destroy the death cake.
>> So, it's safe to say there's some trust
issues to deal with, but I know I can
break through their emotional walls and
really connect.
>> All right, listen up, you buffoon. We're
going to I said listen up. Okay, that's
it. You two stop jumping on the couch.
And you give me that.
>> Look, we are going to pull off a bank
heist today. And I have put together a
foolproof.
>> Hey, where are my plans to the Jump City
Bank?
>> The toilet roll is empty, so I had to
use them plans as toilet paper. That was
catchy.
>> What? Why didn't you just change the
roll?
>> Cuz Robin always does it for us, and
he's gone.
>> Just get in the car. These kids are
gross. And that's coming from a guy who
once shared a bathroom with Clayface.
>> Titan, sound off.
>> Starfire.
>> Cyborg.
>> Raven. Beast boy.
>> Robin.
>> Yeah, I'm not seeing it. But you might
have potential as assistance.
>> Tire. Make plans to see your family.
Then cancel them because I need you to
work late.
>> Raise it in grease boy. Commit some tax
fraud for me. Then turn yourselves into
the police.
>> Roberts court. Make me a probiotic
smoothie. and throw it in your own faces
for not making it fast enough.
>> Yes, Mr. Luther. Right away.
>> Wait, what are we doing?
>> His alpha business got confidence is too
strong. It's compelling me to do
whatever he says.
>> I know we should do the fighting, but
somehow I do not wish to.
>> A cool billionaire sees potential in me.
It's all I've ever wanted.
>> Can I call you business daddy?
>> Absolutely not. But there's no reason
this can't be a mutually beneficial
relationship.
>> What do you mean, yo?
>> If there's one thing I know, it's sweet,
tender real estate. If we construct town
houses on this island, we can rent them
out and generate passive income.
>> What's passive income?
>> Passive income is when you make an
initial investment in something like
real estate or a business that makes
capital on its own. Then you earn money
for doing absolutely nothing.
>> Make money for doing the nothing.
>> If there's one thing the Teen Titans are
good at, it's doing nothing. Yeah, this
sounds too good to be true. What's the
catch?
>> No catch. You would just need to invite
your friends, the Justice League, to an
investor's presentation.
>> Why the Justice League?
>> You see, I'd like to make up for all the
years of trying to destroy them. I
thought I could make amends by offering
them this incredible business
opportunity as well.
>> Oh, that is the very nice of you, Mr.
Luther.
>> We do have their phone numbers.
>> Yeah, but Superman told us never to
call, even in an emergency. Oh, that is
unfortunate.
>> This kind of opportunity comes once in a
lifetime.
>> I think I have an idea of a way to get
them to come over.
>> If everyone could take their seats.
Everyone? Yes. Aquaman, you can take
your food with you. I hope you're
enjoying the all you can eat buffet we
promised.
Great. Well, while you eat, we thought
we might share an incredible opportunity
with you all.
>> That's right, an opportunity for
financial freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
>> And to take you on this incredible
journey to prosperity, please welcome
our special guest speaker, Lex Luthther.
>> Oh, friends, no need to adopt battle
stances. I'm here to atone for my
decades of evil by presenting you with
an exciting business opportunity. If you
don't like what I have to say, we can
continue our death struggle. Fair.
>> Great. Right now, you're young, vital
superheroes, and the world is your
oyster.
But even you will grow old. You'll slow
down and start to make weird grunting
noises every time you stand up. And who
will take care of you in your twilight
years? The children you never had
because you were too busy saving the
world? No, you can do it yourself with
power of passive income. When you invest
in real estate, you can just lay back
and collect money. So, who's ready to
join me on the greatest financial
adventure of all?
>> Oo, nachos. The yums.
>> Man, it's going to be easy.
>> Let's get our eat on.
>> Silly me. I forgot to add
toppings.
>> Yes. Yes. Feel the deadly amounts of
sodium coarse through your blood.
>> So much salt. I think I'm having a heart
attack.
>> Do it and you're out.
>> One last nacho.
>> Outstanding. You all did it.
On the journey into the mind of a
teenager, the second tenant is having a
bad attitude.
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>> You are the poop head.
>> Excellent.
[Music]
>> You've done well, Titans. You have the
stomachs and bad attitudes of real
teenagers. But now you must face the
third and most important tenant. doing
dangerous things and somehow not getting
hurt.
>> Behold,
>> gnarly. Now, who will go first?
>> I will.
[Music]
>> Mr. Betsy, I can't watch.
>> Wait a second. That does not sound like
the something a teen would say.
Yeah, seeing your friends get hurt is
one of the greatest joys of being a
teenager.
>> And so is eating garbage food with your
friends. But Robin here didn't eat those
nachos with us.
>> Something's not right, yell.
>> What are you talking about? Everything
is cool. Anyone want a little chili?
>> Teens don't get chilly, fool.
>> Hold on. That's not even a cape. It's a
shaw.
>> Don't be silly. It's a cape, deary.
>> Dairy. Don't know teenagers say dairy.
Let's find out how old you really are.
>> Grandmother.
>> And you was going to throw Cyborg out of
the tower for being old. You're older
than him, Nana.
>> You're the one who should go. Oh, I'm
sorry, pumpkin, but that's impossible.
I'm on a very fixed income. Now, who'd
like half a tuna sandwich?
>> Gross. I ain't eating no purse tuna. You
got to go, Grandma.
>> No, right, Muffin. But before I do, have
some hard candies.
That candy is so hard.
>> Get him.
>> That's too fast.
>> Why don't you take a break and have some
sherbet?
[Music]
>> Oh, Granny needed you a sweater.
>> Too itchy.
Come and give your nana a kiss.
>> No. Well, aren't you special?
>> Sorry. Can't be late for my stories.
>> I cannot go back to the clink.
>> Do not make this harder than it needs to
be. Spoon. Think of your family. Think
of the fork. We are now going to do the
fighting.
[Music]
Spoon, spoon, spoon,
pelt, pelt.
>> I am too the old for this.
>> The disgusting yak is now the safe.
>> Crime does not the pay.
>> Stay in school, kids. The end.
>> Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap. The yay.
The cheers. The bravo.
to the bat latrine.
Not now, and Harriet, I have to go
potty.
[Music]
[Music]
Woohoo!
Smoo!
[Music]
Man, I hardly slept last night. Kept
having nightmares about dead man chasing
me through the streets of Boston.
>> Me too. Yell. He kept dunking my head in
a bowl of chowder.
>> Good morning, the friends.
>> Morning.
>> Mr. Spoon wants the yummy cereal as
well.
Did my sweet baby have a good night's
sleep?
>> Well, I slept okay until I started.
>> Not you. I was talking to my yeasty
baby.
>> Oh, good. You're all here. I need
everyone to stay in my ey line while I
check the fridge.
>> No.
One of you monsters ate my oats again.
>> Nobody wants your stinky yak oats, fool.
>> Really? Well, why don't we just check
the security footage?
>> Go right ahead. I'm sure you'll see that
none of us touched your overnight slot.
>> We shall see. Indeed. And while the
incriminating footage loads up, I will
enjoy my backup jar of overnight oats,
which I keep in my mini fridge.
So, mushy.
Alert. Titans to the TJ.
Come on, dude.
Yummy yak.
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