Jizz In My Pants
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The Lonely Island
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[Vocalizing]
♪ Lock eyes from
across the room ♪
♪ Down my drink
while the rhythms boom ♪
♪ Take your hand
and skip the names ♪
♪ No need here for
the silly games ♪
♪ Make our way through
the smoke and crowd ♪
♪ The club is the sky
and I'm on your cloud ♪
♪ Move in close as
the lasers fly ♪
♪ Our bodies touch
and the angels cry ♪
♪ Leave this place
go back to yours ♪
♪ Our lips first touch
outside your doors ♪
♪ A whole night
what we've got in store ♪
♪ Whisper in my ear that
you want some more ♪
♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ This really never happens
you can take my word ♪
♪ I won't apologize,
that's just absurd ♪
♪ Mainly your fault
for the way that you dance ♪
♪ And now I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ Don't tell your friends
or I'll say you're a slut ♪
♪ Plus it's your fault,
you were rubbing my butt ♪
♪ I'm very sensitive,
some would say that's a plus ♪
♪ Now I'll go home and change ♪
♪ I need a few things
from the grocery ♪
♪ Do things alone now mostly ♪
♪ Left me heartbroken
not lookin' for love ♪
♪ Surprise in my eyes
when I looked above ♪
♪ The checkout counter
and I saw her face ♪
♪ My heart stood still
so did time and space ♪
♪ Never felt that
I could feel real again ♪
♪ But the look in her eyes said
"I need a friend" ♪
♪ She turned to me,
that's when she said it ♪
♪ Looked me dead in the face,
asked "Cash or credit?" ♪
♪ And I Jizzed in my pants ♪
♪ It's perfectly normal,
nothing wrong with me ♪
♪ But we're going to need
a cleanup on aisle three ♪
♪ And now I'm posed
in an awkward stance ♪
♪ Because I jizzed in my pants ♪
♪ To be fair you
were flirting a lot ♪
♪ Plus the way you bag cans
got me bothered and hot ♪
♪ Please stop acting like
you're not impressed ♪
♪ One more thing,
I'm gonna pay by check ♪
♪ Last week, I saw a film ♪
♪ As I recall it
was a horror film ♪
♪ Walked outside into the rain ♪
♪ Checked my phone and saw you
rang and I jizzed in my pants ♪
♪ Speeding down the street
when the red lights flash ♪
♪ Need to get away
need to make a dash ♪
♪ A song comes on that
reminds me of you ♪
♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ The next day, my alarm goes
off and I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ Open my window
and a breeze rolls in ♪
♪ And I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ When Bruce Willis was dead
at the end of Sixth Sense ♪
♪ I Jizzed in my pants ♪
♪ I just ate a grape
and I jizzed in my pants ♪
♪ I jizzed in my pants ♪
(Okay, seriously you guys)
Can we, okay?
♪ I jizz right in my pants
every time you're next to me ♪
♪ And when we're holding hands,
it's like having sex to me ♪
♪ You say I'm premature,
I just call it ecstasy ♪
♪ I wear a rubber at all
times, it's a necessity ♪
♪ 'Cause I Jizz in my pants ♪
♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ Yes, I jizz in my pants ♪
♪ I jizz in my pants,
I jizz in my pants ♪
[Vocalizing]
