Thank God For Girls
By
Weezer
Album
The White Album
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(soft music)
♪ The girl in the pastry shop ♪
♪ With the net in her hair ♪
♪ Is making a cannoli for you ♪
♪ To take on your hiking
trip in the woods ♪
♪ With your bros that you've
known since second grade ♪
♪ And you may encounter
dragons or ruffians ♪
♪ And be called upon to
employ your testosterone ♪
♪ In a battle for supremacy ♪
♪ And access to females glued to the TV ♪
♪ And even if you are victorious ♪
♪ You may receive many
cuts, bruises, and scrapes ♪
♪ And you will require band
aids and antiseptic ointments ♪
♪ And tender loving kisses
on your stab wounds ♪
♪ And when you come
home she will be there ♪
♪ Waiting for you with
a fire in her eyes ♪
♪ And a big fat cannoli
to shove in your mouth ♪
♪ And that's why you ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Holla Jesu Christe,
from Tennessee to LA ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ On your reckoning day, you
better bow down and pray ♪
♪ She's so big ♪
♪ She's so strong ♪
♪ She's so energetic in
her sweaty overalls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ I'm so glad I got a girl to think of ♪
♪ Even though she isn't mine ♪
♪ I think about her all
the day and all the night ♪
♪ It's enough to know that she's alive ♪
♪ She says I give her sweaty palms ♪
♪ She almost had a heart attack ♪
♪ The truth is that I'm just as scared ♪
♪ I don't know how to act ♪
♪ I wish that I could
get to know her better ♪
♪ But meeting up in real life ♪
♪ Would cause the illusion to shatter ♪
♪ Oh, I carved her name
into all the trees ♪
♪ Sang a song down on one knee ♪
♪ Looking at the underwear
page of the Sears catalog ♪
♪ Like when I was 14 ♪
♪ I'm levitating like a magnet
turned the wrong way around ♪
♪ I'm like an Indian
Fakir tryna meditate ♪
♪ On a bed of nails with
my pants pulled down ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Holla Jesu Christe,
from Tennessee to LA ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ On your reckoning day, you
better bow down and pray ♪
♪ She's so big ♪
♪ She's so strong ♪
♪ She's so energetic in
her sweaty overalls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ Thank God for girls ♪
♪ God took a rib from Adam ♪
♪ Ground it up in a centrifuge machine ♪
♪ Mixed it with cardamom and cloves ♪
♪ Microwaved it on the popcorn setting ♪
♪ While Adam was like, ooh,
ooh, that really hurts ♪
♪ Going off into the
tundra so pissed at God ♪
♪ And he started lighting
minor forest fires ♪
♪ Stealing osprey eggs ♪
♪ Messing with the bees ♪
♪ Who were trying to
pollinate the echinacea ♪
♪ Until God said, I'ma
smite you with loneliness ♪
♪ And break your heart in two ♪
♪ And Adam wept and wailed ♪
♪ Tearing out his hair ♪
♪ Falling on his knees ♪
♪ Looked to the sky and said ♪
♪ Thank God ♪
