Man From The Magazine
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(crowd murmuring)
- Hi, what can I get you?
- [Man At The Counter] May
I order a pound of brisket,
a pound of turkey, a pound of sausage,
a matzah ball soup.
- ♪ Man from the magazine,
- [Man] Pickles. ♪
- ♪ what did you say? -
[Man] Lox. Muenster Cheese. ♪
- ♪ Did you make the same faces ♪
- [Man] Pound of corned beef.
- ♪ He made? ♪
- [Man] Pound of sauce with that.
- ♪ Hey man, what kind
of question is that? ♪
♪ What did you really
want me to say back? ♪
♪ What's going on behind
those dark glasses? ♪
♪ Is this what you think
making a pass is? ♪
♪ Wondering which door
could get me out fastest? ♪
- When I tell it now,
♪ I don't want hear "It is what it is, ♪
♪ It was what it was". ♪
♪ Don't wanna hear "It is what it is, ♪
♪ It was what it was" ♪
♪ You don't know how it feels. ♪
♪ You expect me to deal with
it til I'm perfectly numb. ♪
♪ But you don't know how it feels. ♪
- Here you go.
- [Man] Thank you.
- Yep?
- [Man 2] Can I get a half
pound of Pastrami please?
♪ Man from the music
shop, I drove too far ♪
- [Man 2] And a quarter
pound of, uh, turkey
♪ For you to hand me
that starter guitar. ♪
- [Man 2] And, uh, one of those-
one of those jars of olives
♪ Hey, girl, why don't
you play a few bars ♪
- [Man 2] And a quarter pound of salami
♪ What's left to prove? ♪
- [Man 2] And salt-water pickles please.
♪ I don't want to hear
"It is what it is, ♪
♪ It was what it was." ♪
- [Man 2] Hawaiian fish
♪ Don't let me hear "It is what it is, ♪
- [Man 2] Some crackers,
♪ It was what it was." ♪
- [Man 2] I'll do a half pound of-
♪ You don't know how it feels, ♪
♪ You expect me to deal with
it, til I'm perfectly numb. ♪
- [Man 2] And get me one of
those cakey-looking things.
♪ You don't know how it feels. ♪
♪ You'll know how it feels. ♪
♪ Know how it feels. ♪
- To be the cut.
- Here you go. Next!
