Only Fans & Horses
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Marky B, Connor John
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Oi Marky, you're a plonker!
No, I'm not mate, I've been on the vodka.
I've been in the club chatting to a few birds,
I've been reeling and dealing, tryna make a deek for myself, though.
Looking for a bird I can conquer,
Game's so good, I bet they give me an Oscar.
I've been wheeling and dealing, tryna put ones in a ceiling,
Do you want a Yorkshire? Lovely jewellery?
Wanna make a million so I can sit comfy,
Trying to make a wage all over the country.
I'm acting a plonker, you're acting a donkey.
I'm a wheeler, dealer, fit bird teaser, your bird stealer,
Love a free wheeler, can I go deeper?
I'm a wheeling, dealing, money-making geezer.
Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns, but you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's driving me berserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns, but you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changing of the seasons and the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's driving me berserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
Yo, I wanna buy this trimmer, I'll sell you it cheap, you'll be onto a winner.
Now I'm marking things antique, not worth one rap, I'll chuck that in the river.
Yo, I wanna buy this caravan, I'll leave a wage for it, sold in an hour, man.
Now I'm marking a trailer, a ringer, but I wanna use it when I go shack-caravan.
Yo Marky, I mean Rodney, stop trying to sell me ring 'em up.
Yo Connor, I mean Delboy, everything's ringing when you're from Bradford.
I wanna wrap money in elastic notes, I got plastic, moves that are drastic.
I wanna make money in a house next door, what I mean grow weed, not Mr. Boombastic.
