Perform This Way
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"Weird Al" Yankovic
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(futuristic music)
(upbeat pop music)
♪ My mama told me when I was hatched ♪
♪ Act like a superstar ♪
♪ Save your allowance,
buy a bubble dress ♪
♪ And someday you will go far ♪
♪ Now on red carpets,
well, I'm hard to miss ♪
♪ The press follows everywhere I go ♪
(camera clicks)
♪ I'll poke your eye out
with a dress like this ♪
- [Dancer] Ah!
♪ Back off and enjoy the show ♪
♪ I'm sure my critics will
say it's a grotesque display ♪
♪ Well, they can bite me,
baby, I perform this way ♪
♪ I might be wearin' Swiss cheese
or maybe covered with bees ♪
♪ It doesn't mean I'm
crazy, I perform this way ♪
♪ 'From this way ♪
♪ Ooh, my little monsters pay
lots 'cause I perform this way ♪
♪ Baby, I perform this way ♪
♪ 'Form this way ♪
♪ Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay ♪
♪ Hey, I just perform this way ♪
♪ I'm not crazy, I perform this way ♪
♪ I'll be a troll or evil queen ♪
♪ I'll be a human jelly bean ♪
♪ 'Cause every day is Halloween ♪
♪ For me, for me, for me ♪
♪ I'm so completely original ♪
♪ My new look is all the rage ♪
♪ I'll wrap my small
intestines 'round my neck ♪
♪ And set fire to myself on stage ♪
♪ I'll wear a porcupine on my head ♪
♪ On a W-H-I-M ♪
♪ Hey, aye, yay ♪
♪ And for no reason now
I'll sing in French ♪
♪ Excusez-moi, qui a PT ♪
♪ Express yourself ♪
♪ Got my straight jacket
today, it's made of gold lame ♪
♪ No, not because I'm
crazy, I perform this way ♪
♪ I strap prime rib to my feet,
cover myself with raw meat ♪
♪ I'll bet you've never seen
a skirt steak worn this way ♪
♪ Don't be offended when you see ♪
♪ My latest pop monstrosity ♪
♪ I'm strange, weird,
shocking, odd, bizarre ♪
♪ I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar ♪
♪ There's nothing too embarrassing ♪
♪ I'll honestly do anything ♪
♪ But wear white after Labor Day ♪
♪ 'Cause baby, I perform this way ♪
♪ Hope you won't think it's
cliche if I go nude today ♪
♪ Don't call the cops, now,
baby, I perform this way ♪
♪ No reason I should regret
all the attention I get ♪
♪ I'm not completely crazy,
I perform this way, yeah ♪
♪ I perform this way-hey,
I perform this way-hey ♪
♪ I'm always deviating from
the norm this way-hey ♪
♪ I perform this way-hey,
I perform this way-hey ♪
♪ I'm really not insane, I
just perform this way-hey ♪
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