Jax Toy
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Jakeneutron, Michael Kovach, Amanda Hufford
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Disclaimer.
Blah blah blah, not officially affiliated with TADC, blah blah, not cannon, blah blah blah, support the official release.
Jax!
Could you please just read it properly?
Uh,
Just give me that. I'll do it.
What? I literally was just...
Whatever.
Disclaimer.
This video contains flashing lights and high contrast colors that might put a strain on some viewers' eyes.
This is also a fan music video and not officially affiliated with Glitch Productions or Gooseworx "The Amazing Digital Circus."
It's especially, and this is the important part, not canon.
So, please support the official release.
(growls)
Oh!
Ow!
Oh, Raggy, honestly, I'm floored.
Ah!
Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids slop?
Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays.
Maybe you could waste your time doing something more mature, like taxes?
But I know you won't.
JAXTOY!
Feat. Michael Kovach & Amanda Hufford
Song Written and Produced By Jakeneutron
Music Video Produced By Team Neutron
Based on The Amazing Digital Circus
By Glitch Productions & Gooseworx
What's got you fuming, buddy?
What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon!
This place eats jokes for breakfast,
you'll need some thicker skin.
'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when
you check your bedroom, and it's crawling with snakes!
(Ugh, Jax!)
When every step you take's a faceful of rakes.
(Ah! Ugh!)
Where even seats are threatening a certain sound!
You're entertainment! Who even needs a clown?
Don't you have any other way of entertaining yourself
that doesn't involve torturing people?
No.
Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!
So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party.
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax, woo!)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)
Wait, please give me a second.
So let me get this straight.
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate.
Wait, wait, let's hear her out!
Got nothing here but time!
Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?
You hear that audience? You're in for a show!
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though.
And as you chuckle on the side of your screen,
I think I'll join you, giving a little beam.
What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?
Can't handle snide comments?
Looking to confide in Ragatha?
Good luck with that to ya!
I'm giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
from a rancid purchase of a headset!
Just my luck had gone and cursed us!
You wanna smile and ease your mind?
"Then lighten up!" So says my sign!
Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted.
Get your Jax Toy, get a little laugh, boy!
So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down!
I'm your Jax Toy, have a little laugh, boy!
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party!
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax) That's me. (Woo!)
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy) I'll keep you company.
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax Toy) Still me.
(Jax Toy, Jax Toy, Jax)
